QUOTE(Beckys_Mom @ Jul 6 2006, 02:25 PM) [snapback]1259739[/snapback]
You really didnt give a toss for what Irsh said...

Out of the goodness of my heart, I was trying to enlighten you to the UK's musical heritage. That anyone has grown up in the Western Hemisphere in the last 50 years and never at least heard of the Monkees is beyond mindboggling, well maybe not when you consider some people's level of self-absorbtion...
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It all depends which God it is
If it's YHWH, the Old Testament God, then no way. Although I would hand him over to the UN to stand on war crimes charges (you read the OT again - some of the atrocities he committed against the supposed enemieis of his little gang of 'chosen people' were appalling! Talk about no mercy! ).
Obviously Jesus taught a very different message ('love they neighbour', 'turn the other cheek' - as opposed to 'worship me or die', 'an eye for an eye' etc) and I'd certainly respect his God.
But thinking about it, surely any God that requires worship is either arrogant or just plain insecure. Either way, not worthy of worshipping.
So best find me a God that requires no belief in His existence and makes no demands on any life form of His creation And then maybe I'll think about it.
Amen on the OT God, Essan. I've said it before and I'll say it again. The OT God, to me, reads like an abusive parent. One with phenomenal powers.
Jesus, maybe but only if he agreed to drop the whole "eternal damnation" thing.

Buddha is the answer! he never wanted to be deified, his followers did it! Finally, the total answer: "Buddhist, buddhist was the correct answer."
Actually, any God that came back and demanded worship would have to answer some questions. And here are the top ten:
-- Where have you been? You're 10,000 years late!
-- Is there a heaven / hell? And is hell, in fact, Detroit?
-- Why are some people incapable of taking a joke?
-- How hard have you been laughing at all the "God visits us in UFOs" theories?
-- What about reincarnation? Am I going to return as Kiera Knightley's favorite panties? Please?
-- What parts of the Bible make you laugh? Here's my favorite: the concept of controlling one's urges, as given in the NT especially (that whole "as a man thinketh in his own heart, so is he" thing) when compared humanity's natural urge to procreate. Like monkeys. On Jim Beam and Viagra. Did you do that on purpose? Make ya laugh?
-- Where did the Koran come from? <pause> Oh really, you can get lost, too. <pause> Oh, Vicodan and White Zinfandel, that explains it.
-- Explain the French, because the rest of us have had about 2000 years and we are completely stumped.
-- Are these questions considered blasphemy, or, since I am created in your image -- you're a good looking man, by the way -- are you laughing with me, since laughing is the second fastest way to get close to you? <pause> Yes, I know the fastest way, I'm married. <pause> Sure, I'll watch a training video later.
-- Boxers or briefs.
Note: Yes I am joking. All readers please take a deep breath and relax before spouting off on a psychosis induced tirade. Yes, I believe in God, and I also believe two things about Him: When I laugh he laughs with me, and he knows I am not right in the head and forgives and loves me for it. So, please, those quick to offense, break your fingers, I've had enough today.