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demonic presence
have any of you seen the movie dogma? well i have a question, in the movie one of the people states that Jesus was black. I was wondering what would happen if there was scientific evidence that this was true. What would the KKK do? What would all the other rasict Christians do? I dont think most people would be affected by it, but im wondering what the few taht would be affected would do.
Hotoke
deny it even though the evidence is overwhelming

or they would make their own evidence to proof the contrary
rhyknow
QUOTE(demonic presence @ Jul 9 2006, 01:58 AM) [snapback]1262770[/snapback]

have any of you seen the movie dogma? well i have a question, in the movie one of the people states that Jesus was black. I was wondering what would happen if there was scientific evidence that this was true. What would the KKK do? What would all the other rasict Christians do? I dont think most people would be affected by it, but im wondering what the few taht would be affected would do.



More importantly to me... Would jay and silent bob be in Jesus' Posse?

But seriously, Jesus probly was black... which annoys me that people portray him as white... he didn't live in a trailer park in Alabama
demonic presence
QUOTE(rhyknow @ Jul 9 2006, 12:00 AM) [snapback]1262776[/snapback]

More importantly to me... Would jay and silent bob be in Jesus' Posse?

But seriously, Jesus probly was black... which annoys me that people portray him as white... he didn't live in a trailer park in Alabama


heck yes Jay and silent bob would be in his posse. theyd be cruisin the streets suckin on a blunt in Jesus's Caddie.lol But i agree that he probably was black, which is why i posted this. i mean if not black, he would at least be arabic, not white
chaoszerg
It would not bother me.


But for all we know god could be a giant piece of sperm or a egg cell since we are created in gods image and we all start out as a piece of sperm and a egg. thumbsup.gif
exeller
I'm not kidding when I say he was brown.
demonic presence
i think he probably was too, but im wondering what you think the extreme racist christians would do if they found out?
chaoszerg
Turn to a different religion or just go into a state of denile.
rhyknow
QUOTE(demonic presence @ Jul 9 2006, 02:10 AM) [snapback]1262785[/snapback]

i think he probably was too, but im wondering what you think the extreme racist christians would do if they found out?



Do a Michael Jackson and change their skin color?

"Hey Bubba, who's that over there?" It's Rhyknow laughing his ass of that the KKK have been showed to be utter morons!!! yeahhh
Matches
I must start off by saying that I love that movie, and have seen it many times. I especially love the part where Bartleby and Loki punish the idolaters and give the young woman a piece of gum. Can't remember what her name was... want to say Miss Price.

Back on the topic...

I think the KKK would go berserk and kill Jesus. Also, if God is really a woman, Dianics would go nuts with "I told you so".

The racists would probably either kill Jesus, go insane, or ignore him.

I bet a black Jesus could turn water into funk, like on Family Guy that one time.
Lux Felix
QUOTE(demonic presence @ Jul 9 2006, 12:58 AM) [snapback]1262770[/snapback]

have any of you seen the movie dogma? well i have a question, in the movie one of the people states that Jesus was black. I was wondering what would happen if there was scientific evidence that this was true. What would the KKK do? What would all the other rasict Christians do? I dont think most people would be affected by it, but im wondering what the few taht would be affected would do.


The color of Jesus is irrilevant, but IMO racist christians they will just ignore the reality (as they allways do) and carri on with their wrong belive.

Brian McMalley
If Dogma was real, then it would be the catholics that destroy all existence. Oh wait, that could still happen!
OlDrippy34
Why, considering where Jesus was from, would he be black? He was a Middle Eastern Jew. He probably looked like a Middle Eastern Jew.
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