QUOTE(artymoon @ Jul 11 2006, 01:47 PM) [snapback]1266191[/snapback]
Heck yea, I'll see ya at the black jack table

I'll be the guy with the mountain of chips.

You can have the blackjack table. I'll be over at the poker table trying to get my own mountain. Blackjack whips me like I stole something.
Hell, I'll probably only gample until the booze kicks in, then I'll be trying to chase down a waitress to join my wife and I for a real birthday present.
In other words, I'll be the guy getting thrown down the stairs by my wife!