Suri Cruise still doesn't exist
It's been three months since Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' gave birth to Suri and she still hasn't been seen, even by their closest friends. A source tells Us Weekly Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show her to fellow Scientologists John Travolta, Kelly Preston and Lisa Marie Presley. Even their good friends Will and Jada Pinkett Smith haven't met her, despite repeated calls to Cruise.
“Every time, it’s a different excuse: He’s busy or Kate’s not feeling well,” says a source. ‘[The Smiths] think it’s so weird.”
I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for why society as a whole still believes this baby exists, but it's becoming more and more apparent we've all been the victim of a huge scam. The purpose of which has yet to be determined, but I figure it's all leading up to Tom Cruise appearing on a late night infomercial and telling me how I can make big bucks from home. And all he needs is my credit card!
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Im going to sit on the fence with this one but lean more towards the fact that she does. Seriously this Tom guy would have loved the publicity if had sent even one pic of the baby out. Theories are that they faked the pregnancy just for show and would then adopt a baby later. Why didnt he have kids with Nicole? Another theory is that their baby might be iill or something bad like that. Here in OZ no one cares anymore but its still intresting.
Full Version: Does Suri Cruise exist!?!
I lean towards the theory that she doesn't exsist. We haven't heard a thing about her since she was supposedly born.
Maybe she lost the baby and they just kept up the charade... 
Tom Cruise ate the placenta and was not appeased, so he finished off the baby for a second course.
QUOTE(OlDrippy34 @ Jul 12 2006, 03:52 PM) [snapback]1267557[/snapback]
Tom Cruise ate the placenta and was not appeased, so he finished off the baby for a second course.
What the hell...
That was a widely publicized thing, Tom Cruise said he was going to eat the placenta because he's a goddamn lunatic.
QUOTE(OlDrippy34 @ Jul 13 2006, 05:22 AM) [snapback]1267557[/snapback]
Tom Cruise ate the placenta and was not appeased, so he finished off the baby for a second course.
QUOTE(OlDrippy34 @ Jul 13 2006, 04:38 PM) [snapback]1268225[/snapback]
That was a widely publicized thing, Tom Cruise said he was going to eat the placenta because he's a goddamn lunatic.
Lunatic yes he is. Okay on the news today they were talking about this. They said that Tom said there are things that he wants to keep private for aslong as possiable and he wants to enjoy this time he has with his daughter. some guy at my work also suggested that maybe the baby died at birth and Tom is just in some kind of shock I doubt that. All I can say is that IF there is a baby I hope that she is well. Until I see photos I remain on the fence
Theories say Suri is nothing more than a scam, as a tabloid said years back that he was sertile. That's why Nicole and he adopted.
QUOTE(Tower Of Babel @ Jul 13 2006, 11:27 AM) [snapback]1268720[/snapback]
Theories say Suri is nothing more than a scam, as a tabloid said years back that he was sertile. That's why Nicole and he adopted.
That has been one of the rumors. Another one is that he is gay and this is all just a cover-up.
part of it too is that Tom was born in Syracruze, and if you say Suri Cruise slowly....some people just have too much time on their hands. 
Tom Cruise makes me puke. So does Scientology and placenta eating, so this is the first I've heard of this. All I can say is I don't care.
QUOTE(OlDrippy34 @ Jul 13 2006, 02:38 AM) [snapback]1268225[/snapback]
That was a widely publicized thing, Tom Cruise said he was going to eat the placenta because he's a goddamn lunatic.
No no, this is an old rumour that he once ate a woman's placenta. That was ages ago. I think he made a joke about it recently about Katie's pregnancy and it spurred the whole thing up again...
well you got me thinking...
QUOTE(Tower Of Babel @ Jul 14 2006, 02:27 AM) [snapback]1268720[/snapback]
Theories say Suri is nothing more than a scam, as a tabloid said years back that he was sertile. That's why Nicole and he adopted.
Yes they did and i think he even admitted it at some stage. But now the tables have turned and they are saying Nicole was the barren one. But this so called "shotgun" wedding with keith will be rid of those rumours. who knows maybe they did IVF does anyone know if scientology does not allow you to use IVF?
QUOTE(OlDrippy34 @ Jul 12 2006, 07:22 PM) [snapback]1267557[/snapback]
Tom Cruise ate the placenta and was not appeased, so he finished off the baby for a second course.
Excellent!!! I am also inclining towards the view that she doesn't exist. I cannot believe that a media whore like Tom wouldn;t have been showing her face all over the place...
QUOTE(OlDrippy34 @ Jul 13 2006, 03:22 AM) [snapback]1267557[/snapback]
Tom Cruise ate the placenta and was not appeased, so he finished off the baby for a second course.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Amen.
It so obvious the baby is just a scam. Even more popular babies like Shiloh Jolie-Pitt who, in my opinion, are more "hushed-up" about have already been seen of their pictures.
By the way, Gwen's little baby Kingston's an angel!
[Did i get his name right?]
Doesn't 'Suri' mean 'Get out' or something in Hebrew? 
Suri is PICKPOCKET in Japanese or something.
I'd like to know why it's such a big deal. So what if Tom's sterile or gay? A LOT of men and women in the world are an nobody's busting down THEIR doors if they do something like this. God forbid celebrities keep a little of their private life just that.......private.
QUOTE(Magrathea82 @ Jul 20 2006, 01:59 PM) [snapback]1276655[/snapback]
I'd like to know why it's such a big deal. So what if Tom's sterile or gay? A LOT of men and women in the world are an nobody's busting down THEIR doors if they do something like this. God forbid celebrities keep a little of their private life just that.......private.
I guess you are right about it not being a big deal and all. Its just I think we have come to expect it from Tom Cruise. The way he announced that he loved Katie I just thought he would be showing Suri off til the cows came home.
QUOTE(Magrathea82 @ Jul 19 2006, 10:59 PM) [snapback]1276655[/snapback]
I'd like to know why it's such a big deal. So what if Tom's sterile or gay? A LOT of men and women in the world are an nobody's busting down THEIR doors if they do something like this. God forbid celebrities keep a little of their private life just that.......private.
Because he's the nutter celebrity Tom Cruise. Need I say more??
QUOTE(coldethyl @ Jul 21 2006, 01:49 AM) [snapback]1277147[/snapback]
Because he's the nutter celebrity Tom Cruise. Need I say more??
ha ha thats true
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