And I'm pretty sure we all laugh at someone that tells us how to post!

At least we have so far.

(I'm also sure many skip large blocks of text in bold red font as well!)
Given the scriptures you don't want to read, and the institutional faiths erected in the name of mythology, it's clear; man created god.
If god created man
and heard their prayers," he ", as a wiser all knowing creator of all things, would have answered them by now.
Having been witness to how responsibly we exercise what believers claim is our 'free will' , so as to evolve ourselves into the human condition in the first place.
Instead of rewarding us for doing it all and right before we kick out of this life, being sincerely repentant of it, so as to gain the selfish reward of a heaven promised, after living as an embodied demon of selfishness all the while. Or, damning us to the hells as we die unrepentant. The hell of damnation which would not exist, had he not created it for our suffering after life.
Personally, of all things created by man, I respect the tempter. (the devil) He was the only one that told the truth to the first woman and man, in the OT, and wasn't afraid of them eating from the tree of knowledge and thereby making a choice to gain an intellect that made them question the lie and the life created.