Take a look at this link. Bob's story can't be real.
Get ready to laugh!
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Where's part 2?
It reminds me of what happen to the guy from "Fire in the sky"
It reminds me of what happen to the guy from "Fire in the sky"
It's hilarious ... but even given it's a wind up job..... Bobs reactions are actually touchingly very *human*. He doesn't go through all the mystical b/s, just tells it as you proably would go through it yourself..(given you were a bloke)...
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Where's part 2?
It reminds me of what happen to the guy from "Fire in the sky"
haha, yeah no kidding.
i dunno if this guy is for real though.
sounds a little messed, like he was actually on something.
I can't stop laughing at the sexual parts of the story.
There are parts 1, 2 and 3 in the same page.
There are parts 1, 2 and 3 in the same page.
mmmmh I'm not impressed by this account at all.
http://jayrey.blogspot.com/2006/02/abduction-of-bob.html
Phoenix: What did you smell?
Bob: It smelled like rotten bananas. But it could’ve been me. I had ate three of them at my friend’s house.
muhahaha soooo fanniiiiiiiiiii cannnttt stoooppp laauggghiinggggggggggg
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Oh sweet f**king christ......how many of these backward-ass, inbred, pickum-up-truck drivin', deliverance-extras does it take to blow smoke up someone's chimney?........none, the aliens have already done it for them......*begins making-up the "regulate reproduction" banners*.............damn it, something's got to be done about these goobers.
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Bob: It started to sway back and forth…and soon it was floatin’ directly over me. I looked up and saw that the belly of this thing was a dark metal just like the rest of it. And suddenly, BLAM…it hit me.
Phoenix: The grilled cheese?
Wow, that was a funny story
Ok I definitely can't find the other parts of the story. The last thing I read is
Can someone please post the direct links to the other parts? I just can't find them
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Part Two, The Abduction of Bob: Bob is probed by the aliens (and by probed, I don't mean he gets interrogated).
Can someone please post the direct links to the other parts? I just can't find them
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Bob: No way. This lady was nekkid! She didn’t talk neither, but I could hear her in my head tellin’ me I was cute and that she wanted me. The burnin’ in my crotch was still there, but I wasn’t shriveled no more. In fact, I was ready to go.
Phoenix: Ready to go? As in Viagra ready to go?
Bob: Hell yes. So she gets on the table, and I…
Phoenix: Bob, you really don’t have to tell me everything here.
Bob: Oh…no problem. I just did what any hot-blooded American man would do. And she seemed really happy afterwards.
Phoenix: That’s good to hear.
Bob: No, it wasn’t good at all.
Phoenix: What do you mean?
Bob: Suddenly, she’s not Pamela Anderson anymore. She’s an alien. After I realized I had just had sex with a damn alien, I almost threw up. In fact I did a little, but swallowed it. I started to back away.
Phoenix: Ready to go? As in Viagra ready to go?
Bob: Hell yes. So she gets on the table, and I…
Phoenix: Bob, you really don’t have to tell me everything here.
Bob: Oh…no problem. I just did what any hot-blooded American man would do. And she seemed really happy afterwards.
Phoenix: That’s good to hear.
Bob: No, it wasn’t good at all.
Phoenix: What do you mean?
Bob: Suddenly, she’s not Pamela Anderson anymore. She’s an alien. After I realized I had just had sex with a damn alien, I almost threw up. In fact I did a little, but swallowed it. I started to back away.
........LOL, Sounds like a porno movie in making 
I'm not going to watch it for obvious reasons.
But Lilly, that is funny!
But Lilly, that is funny!
You know that's just like a man. Being accosted by aliens and he's worried about the size of his, well you know......
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You know that's just like a man. Being accosted by aliens and he's worried about the size of his, well you know......
At least they diddn't put 'ol Bob in a Barber-shop scenario....."just take a little off-the-top darlin."
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At least they diddn't put 'ol Bob in a Barber-shop scenario....."just take a little off-the-top darlin."
Good ol' Bob would prolly tell them he's not usually that bald up there......
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