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user posted image rNews coming out of Zimbabwe has been surreal for quite some time, but from this month it could become even more so, as witchcraft and wizardry are legal again after a 107-year ban. But if President Robert Mugabe's new legislation is applied humanely then only good witches will find any solace in it, as the act prohibits the practice of witchcraft by people who use their supernatural powers to harm others.The 1899 prohibition which made it illegal to accuse anyone of being a witch or a wizard was perhaps a wise colonial decree because to this day throughout sub-Saharan Africa people accused of being witches are killed unpleasantly in traditional ceremonies which bypass national laws.Among the most recent recorded mass burnings of witches were those organised by Angolan rebel leader Jonas Savimbi, who killed scores of women Ð and their children Ð on public bonfires after tapping into deeply held tribal beliefs about witchcraft. In reality, the victims tended to be women who had refused Savimbi's sexual advances.But with inflation now at 1200% and a loaf of bread costing more than one million Zimbabwean dollars, some agree that you need a bit of magic to keep body and soul together.Professor Gordon Chavunduka, a former vice-chancellor at the University of Zimbabwe and chairman of the 50,000-strong Zimbabwe National Traditional Healers' Association, were delighted at Mugabe's thumbs-up to wizardry. ÒWitchcraft and tokoloshes are making a comeback, he said.

Tokoloshes, familiar to anyone living in southern Africa, may stretch the imagination of even JK Rowling devotees, but Google has nearly 20,000 entries devoted to these tiny demons who cause havoc out of all proportion to their size. First-time visitors to the region are often puzzled by the fact that so many Africans have their beds raised high on piles of bricks to prevent tokoloshes getting into bed with them. Women have a particularly good reason to fear tokoloshes as sleeping partners. The creatures arrive naked in the dead of night, though sometimes covered by a cloak which makes them invisible, and try to impregnate women. Vendors of muti (traditional medicine) all over southern Africa sell and advertise products for protection against tokoloshes.

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Avius
What da f***, just keep that brain was sh** up aye?
Lizard King
Well, that just makes me a little randy. High-Ho Silver, to the magical mushroom patch we go!!



And by the way, SaRuMaN is the coolest person in existence. Him and Jim Morrison.
Pagan_2k
LOL, Zulu's are funny about the tokeloshies, you arent even supposed to speak about them because it calls them.

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Women have a particularly good reason to fear tokoloshes as sleeping partners

Too true, a tokelosh is supposed to have a penis that is so long he has to wrap it around his neck or shoulder, no wonder women fear him original.gif
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