But of course there are holidays. After all, our welfare system proves working for a living is servile. And what does that prove?!

So then holidays are subject to the individual members schedule, and debt to income ratio. Do the math, then get a calendar!
Of course a members primary holiday is one's birthday. After all, without "you", where would you be? Probably adrift in the great expanse of the cosmos, a mere flicker in the distance , and nicknamed "quark" because it's cute. But no, here you are, reading this and asking yourself; what the hell for!?
And that proves, your membership is
due. (Mail the check, we know where you live. Ok, that's not true, but we have ways of making you talk...notice the "reply" button below, for proof of that one! )
One may choose from famous skeptics like those on this holey roster;
Honor Roll of Skeptics. Or, they can Googlie till their hearts content and find someone else that dared to say; "Huh?!" in public and made an impression.