Send in a story (truth or a fib ) that you did in your life or friends or family and other people will try to guess if is true or a fib

Ooh crap... wrong forum page sorry
(screams) WHO EVER IS IN CHARGE PLEASE CLOSE THIS!

I read this topic, and I laughed. Go ahead. Guess.

hmm... ye no no thats not it
AHHHHhh! Use... useing min... mind tricks
( runs away screaming)

Ha hahahahahahahaha hhhh... i'm all a lone nobodies here ha-HA hahahah
i'm... a... lone... (sniff)
i'm hungry ( gets into the featle position and cries )

um uh ( calls mental hospital)

NO NO NO NO NO NO!! I DON'T WANT TO GO I DONT WANT TO GO...
IDONTWANTTOGOIDONTWANTTOGO!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
( slames to the ground and falls asleep )

Excuse me, but how old are you?

i'm this many ( holds up three fingers )

I once killed a man.

really... how was it

Truth

This thread is pointless. Truth or fib?

truth

I once ate a snail? truth or fib?

^^Truth, this thread is pointless and will probably be closed.

Ummmm....truth? It will be closed.

I've killed more people than any of you could possibly imagine, in ways too horrific for you to comprehend.

Also, I love you all.

...Is he joking?

yea this is stupid it will be closed
sorry for the ass of a topic

Well iwas just going along for the ride. bye bye weird topic thingy

i'm surprised this thread hasn't been closed yet... or am i really surprised!!??

well I'll give you a story....truth or fib?

some bloke's girlfriend broke up with him, he was so heart broken and did something really freaky.....
Since he was so broken hearted he mailed his FINGER yes his finger to his ex-gf but what he wrote in his letter was even more scary... he wrote "This is my last atempt to reach out and touch you!" unfortunately for him, his efforts was a failure....

comments anyone???

this is true saw this on the glass house that guy is an idiot. see if he had chopped off his other "finger" then he would have recieved a Darwin award

It's VanGough all over again. I saw that to. Freaky.

my second hamster had a baby

i think you all liar

how random

you lie

Lies.

heres another one

once wen i was camping in the mountains with some friends, i couldnt get to sleep because it was freezing and my friend i was sharing a tent with was snoring waay too loud. Around 12am i looked out my tent window and saw this big black bear-looking thing and it was growling. I thought my friend's snoring was attracting it so i desperatly tried to wake her up, but her loud ass wouldnt wake up. The thing eventually left and my friend continued to snore. Later i finally got comfy and fell asleep only for this girl to wake me up because she's afraid to pee in the woods by herself. Needless to say i was royally pissed off

true or false?

yep my first hamster had a baby but he didn't survive (the baby i mean)

wait is this posta waste of time and space

truth or lie

Most definitely truth. In fact, I'm surprised the suggestion that this thread will be closed hasn't been proven true yet.

But in an attempt to bring sanity back to short-reply threads, I'll provide three stories that may or may not have happened to me, so decide if you think they're true or false.

Story 1 - When I was ten, I loved the ocean. We'd travel up to the sea once a year, and I'd go swimming pretty much all day every day. I had a scratch on my left leg, a tiny scratch as if I'd nicked myself on the sharp edge of a box or accidently scratched myself with a fingernail. Because I spent so much time swimming, the salt in the water eroded the tiny scab off the scratch. Every day, I'd swim and every day the newly formed scab would erode, taking away a small amount of skin with it. After two weeks of this, the scratch had widened into a veritable gouge, a deep crevice in the leg half-way to the bone and a centimetre across. Today I still have a scar on that leg, long and wide, as a testament to this event. True or False?

Story 2 - When I was 16, I went to a camp around the beginning of December (it's Summer around here at that time of year). The guy who ran the camp used to be a soldier in the army. The camp organizer had many quirks from the army that he passed on to us. Every morning at 5:30 we'd be woken by a bugle playing army tunes. We'd get up and go for a morning run. He told us it was good for us! I complained once about the early wakeup and he said that we were lounging in bed - the army normally wakes at 4:30am (or Zero Four thirty hours, in army speak). The morning run was hard, and no one enjoyed it, but at the end we had to admit that it was actually good for us. The rest of the camp was fairly normal and a lot of fun. Canoeing, abseiling, teamwork exercises, Concert Night, games, and the best of it all - the waterbomb skirmish at 10pm at night. True or False?

Story 3 - In High School I had a crush on a girl, asked her out. She said no. Shortly after, she asked if I wanted to do a play with her and some friends for "Multicultural Day". I accepted (any excuse to spend time with her), and took the role. I had to portray a woman. So the day came. On came the makeup, on came the dress. Then out into the schoolyard to perform. But I got separated from the rest of the group and found myself walking around the school on my own in a dress and makeup (boy did everyone laugh). Then to make things worse, the Debating Captian informed me that the debate was going to start early (I was also in the Debating Team). I was able to change out of my dress, but had no time to remove the copious amounts of makeup. So I got to the debate and stood up in front of a room full of people, mascara and blush highlighting cheeks and eyes, to debate. It was the girls team vs the guys team - to debate the all important question: Which is the superior sex? True or False?

Once a few people suggest truth/falsehood i'll give you the right answers.

Story 1: False

Story 2: True

Story 3: True

1. False
2. True
3. False

TRUE OR FALSE: 1 time i saw lemurs in a petting zoo

false ring tailed lemurs can be very aggresive

PA

1 F
2 T
3 T

It seems there'll be no more guesses, so here's the answers for you *it's interesting to note that one that was true everyone thought was a lie and one that was a lie everyone thought was truth *.

Story 1 - proving once again that TRUTH is often stranger than fiction, this did happen to me. Very scary, actually. I wouldn't have thought it possible for a little scratch to turn all screwy like that if it didn't actually happen to me.

Story 2 - I did go to a camp at this age, but the story was mostly FALSE. The camp-organizer was never in the army (as far as I know), and we were woken at 8am, and we never did any of the activities I talked about.

Story 3 - To my utmost shame and embarrassment, I have to verify the TRUTH of this event. The things we hot-blooded men do for girls

Wow, so much for my ninja-like judgement. I got all 3 wrong.

The first story sounds pretty nasty.

lol PA

truth or fib

My pants once fell down at church in front of everybody

Oh yeah! Score 3 for the RD

Truth

Hmm... false. I think someone lifted your skirt up. I know someone who used to do that to girls in school. Made me laugh

RD happened in my old primary school and high school up till year 8 some of the lads would go round lifing up the girls skirts.....was common practice among some of the immature people....

Truth or false?

I was once making myself some hotdogs, and the can was defective, it wouldn't open. So I took a knife and tried to force the lid off that way, the lid flew off and almost cut my finger off, the wound is still on my finger.


2)I have never broken a bone in my body, even when i was puched down stairs by a little girl, I actually put a dent in my scull, and was no where close to fracturing it.

3)Once, I was asleep in my living room when i heard the back door open. I looked to see burglar entering. Unfortunatly, I had just moved in and my phone wasnt plugged in, so i managed to scare him off with a toy rifle.

4)I had just bought a 50' plasma screen TV and decided to plug in my PS2 into it. I was on Fifa 06 and kept loosing, so i punched the screen, the TV fell and crushed my PS2, the vibrations on the floor knocked off my mirror which landed on my head. My friends saw it in slow motion.

were those stories true or false?

What are you implying? All I did was point, stare and laugh Maybe I fuelled the fire... Oh well. Must have been quite embarassing

Didn't mean to offend or imply out just you're psot brought back memories of Primary school and first year high school oh the fun ol days lol

nstead now i'm stuck with a seriosuly boring chemistry teacher at college, and being stark bored most of the time.

Was a laugh to see....

But wsn't aiming to imply anything.....

The pants thing was half true they came down but i was able to catch them before anyone saw I hope

no its true

true