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PM to DarkWitch
Subject: Hey you

DarkWitch,
I have been reading your posts regarding dark spells and using magic for revenge, and I have to say that is the most ridiculous nonsense I have ever come across. Some of the things you've described sound like you pulled them out of an old comic book. I am sending you my opinion in this personal message because, quite frankly, I believe you ridicule yourself enough in public with the garbage you post.
Signed: theSKEPTIC

PM to theSKEPTIC
Subject: Re:Hey you

Dear theSKEPTIC,
I'm sorry to hear you feel so upset over my posts. I would be delighted to explain my craft further through PMs if you'd like. I'm sure this is all just a misunderstanding.
Signed: DarkWitch

PM to DarkWitch
Subject: What?

DarkWitch,
There has been no misunderstanding. Apparently you have trouble comprehending what you read. I am saying you are a fraud. A hoax. There is nothing you can say that will convince me you have "evil power." In fact, I am tempted to post on the forum what a delusional fool you really are. Everyone could use a good laugh.
Signed: theSKEPTIC

PM to theSKEPTIC
Subject: Re:What?

Dear theSKEPTIC,
I cannot understand why you feel this way. I have never done anything to you to have invoked so much anger towards me. Please, let's discuss this personally and civilly. You wouldn't want to post anything derogatory about me -- you just may end up revealing something about yourself you'd prefer to keep hidden.
Signed: DarkWitch

PM to DarkWitch
Subject: Oh Pleeezz

You are wacked!!! You think you can make me reveal secrets about myself in public? Stuff like pretending to be Spiderman, or peeping through the neighbor's window, or getting drunk while staring at my fish tank and wondering what it be like to do it with a fish? Yeah right! I dare you to try!
Signed: theSKEPTIC

PM to theSKEPTIC
Subject: Re:Oh Pleeezz

Dear theSKEPTIC,
Please read the thread you just posted.
Signed: DarkWitch
Kira
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snuffypuffer
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Engulf
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Benjo Koolzooie
I would say something, but then again, I may end up with PMs from that person. wink2.gif
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Phantom
I always thought PM's were meant to be private. huh.gif
Ronin6th
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