A long time ago, street urchins would climb the walls of the Church of St. Martin's in the Wall, in order to steal young pigeons from the nests (it doesn't say why). One day, one the of the street boys was sitting on a stone buttress just under the roof, shouting to the other boys, messing around and being a general nuisance. Seeing this, a passer-by scolded him. The boy just pulled a face (
Wasn't that a lovely story, children? Anyhoo, I went to the church to see if there really was a stone boy, and there was. My dear father took a photo of him for me, and I give it to you now:

Can I have opinions on this, please? Petrified child or just a gargoyle type thingy? I look forward to hearing your ideas.
(I'm going to insert a thumbnail, in case the pic gets deleted from Wikipedia, 'cos I dunno what'll happen)