Griffon
Jul 31 2006, 12:59 AM
Some suits at nintendo headquarters decided Mario needs a new look...
Now he's an italian with no facial hair... WHO'S GONNA BELIEVE THAT? They better not touch my Luigi....
Gladiator
Jul 31 2006, 01:10 AM

BAH! its disgusting is what it is! whats mario without the stash?!
Griffon
Jul 31 2006, 01:15 AM
I know! He looks, like, naked without it!
jobot37
Jul 31 2006, 02:48 AM
this had damn well better be a hoax...
jesspy
Jul 31 2006, 03:01 AM
even though I hate mario its sad to see his trademark look gone.
Is it possiable this game has a younger mario in it. and they only shaved him to show he is younger
Gladiator
Jul 31 2006, 03:42 AM
Im pretty sure this even made god mad. dont be suprised if the apocalypse is early this year.
Griffon
Jul 31 2006, 04:01 AM
Heh, I bet they could make a game out of this. Instead of the whole "Save Peach!!" thing its "Find his mustache!!". Heh, I can just imagine bowser taking his mustache and running away with it plastered on his face and giggling insanely. XD
MARIO HAS NO MUSTACHE!! IF YOU DO NOT FIND IT THE WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED!!
And, I hope Luigi is safe. They touch his stache and they are going down!
Gladiator
Jul 31 2006, 04:07 AM
haha bowser with an italian stash. Muahahahahahaha. I agree, Luigi beats mario by a LONGSHOT
Shivel
Jul 31 2006, 04:26 AM
I'd like to see where you found that picture.
Is there a website to prove this claim? I only ask because I was not able to find one.
I don't mean to be so skeptical, but photoshop can work miracles.
Also it's so horrible I just can't believe it's true.
Griffon
Jul 31 2006, 05:20 AM
Luigi rocks.

Some one made a topic about this same thing on a different forum I go to. I do not know where they found it but according to its url it came from this blog that I dont know the language of. It seems to be a gaming blog so it may be a horrible truth.
http://blogs.nofrag.com/McChicken/
SecondHeartbeat
Jul 31 2006, 05:24 AM
Luigi can go die,its all about mario,but now mario looks like a big fag without his mustache.Now everyones fav will be some tall shy,muscular,handsome Luigi guy,i hate luigi with a passion,i love mario,with a passion,but the new mario.....what a fag,i'm very dissapointed.20 bucks says nintendo goes bankrupt after this cause all the nerds will stop buying the games,so that means i will,and millions of others,and we all look the same too,i realised that after watching X-men 3
Griffon
Jul 31 2006, 05:30 AM
BREAKING NEWS!!! After searching I just found these websites that say this was created by some french guy!
http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/humor/mario-shaved-173684.phphttp://spong.com/article/10065/Mario+-+Clean+Shaven?cb=469And Luigi rocks. >_>
Shivel
Jul 31 2006, 05:48 AM
Thank goodness it's not real!
I can sleep easy now.
Oh and Mario > Luigi.
SecondHeartbeat
Jul 31 2006, 05:55 AM
damn rights,mario is the greatest
Gladiator
Jul 31 2006, 06:03 AM
WOOO . hey jaden,
SecondHeartbeat
Jul 31 2006, 06:06 AM
howdy....silly b****,your weapons cannot harm me!i'm the godamn juggernaut b****!!
Griffon
Jul 31 2006, 10:22 PM
ShaunZero
Aug 1 2006, 07:08 AM
QUOTE(Gladiator @ Jul 30 2006, 10:42 PM) [snapback]1288972[/snapback]
Im pretty sure this even made god mad. dont be suprised if the apocalypse is early this year.
LOL, haha. Yes, I'm extremely pissed.
DecuesWild
Aug 2 2006, 04:40 AM
He doesn't even look the same he looks weird
Thunderbolt
Aug 2 2006, 05:24 AM
X-Master Zing
Aug 5 2006, 04:27 PM
Eeew...
Bella-Angelique
Aug 5 2006, 04:47 PM
QUOTE(jesspy @ Jul 30 2006, 11:01 PM) [snapback]1288931[/snapback]
even though I hate mario its sad to see his trademark look gone.
Is it possiable this game has a younger mario in it. and they only shaved him to show he is younger
Everyone has gone prequel insane, so a teen Mario prequel could be expected.
CosmosTheMouse
Aug 5 2006, 05:31 PM
QUOTE(jobot37 @ Jul 31 2006, 02:48 AM) [snapback]1288917[/snapback]
this had damn well better be a hoax...
It is.
Ultima Nemesis
Aug 5 2006, 06:50 PM
OMG, that picture is horrible, how can you even put that up there? I'm going to find the one who did this and... wait, Wario had a crappy mustache, maybe... IT'S A CONSPIRACY! O.O Or maybe i'm just crazy, you decide.
Pappzy
Aug 7 2006, 10:35 AM
starlitkate
Aug 12 2006, 05:27 PM
Woohooo they didn't shave him. BTW Griffon-that is actually a good game idea.
Megalomania
Aug 13 2006, 12:11 PM
To further prove this is a hoax, you can get the original picture on:
http://mario.nintendo.com/
punish3ment
Aug 13 2006, 09:28 PM
Can I just say that I never noticed anything wrong in the pic until I read the passage under it saying that this is mario without facial hair
Mario.........
Aug 14 2006, 06:10 AM
HOLY S**T! HE LOOKS F***ED UP!
Қain
Aug 14 2006, 12:08 PM
WTF
Shaving mario is equivalent of taking off Master Chief's helmet. Its a sin.
Cadetak
Aug 15 2006, 05:18 AM
That's definetly a fake pick.
Did you know that the only reason Mario had a mustache in Donkey Kong was because it was too hard to make a mouth back then? He also wears the hat because it was too hard to show hair and he wears that red and blue outfit so you can see his arms moving.
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