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Griffon
Some suits at nintendo headquarters decided Mario needs a new look...

user posted image


Now he's an italian with no facial hair... WHO'S GONNA BELIEVE THAT? They better not touch my Luigi....
Gladiator
angry.gif BAH! its disgusting is what it is! whats mario without the stash?!
Griffon
I know! He looks, like, naked without it!
jobot37
this had damn well better be a hoax...
jesspy
even though I hate mario its sad to see his trademark look gone.
Is it possiable this game has a younger mario in it. and they only shaved him to show he is younger
Gladiator
Im pretty sure this even made god mad. dont be suprised if the apocalypse is early this year.
Griffon
Heh, I bet they could make a game out of this. Instead of the whole "Save Peach!!" thing its "Find his mustache!!". Heh, I can just imagine bowser taking his mustache and running away with it plastered on his face and giggling insanely. XD

MARIO HAS NO MUSTACHE!! IF YOU DO NOT FIND IT THE WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED!!

And, I hope Luigi is safe. They touch his stache and they are going down!
Gladiator
haha bowser with an italian stash. Muahahahahahaha. I agree, Luigi beats mario by a LONGSHOT
Shivel
I'd like to see where you found that picture.
Is there a website to prove this claim? I only ask because I was not able to find one.
I don't mean to be so skeptical, but photoshop can work miracles.
Also it's so horrible I just can't believe it's true. sad.gif
Griffon
Luigi rocks. grin2.gif

Some one made a topic about this same thing on a different forum I go to. I do not know where they found it but according to its url it came from this blog that I dont know the language of. It seems to be a gaming blog so it may be a horrible truth. sad.gif
http://blogs.nofrag.com/McChicken/
SecondHeartbeat
Luigi can go die,its all about mario,but now mario looks like a big fag without his mustache.Now everyones fav will be some tall shy,muscular,handsome Luigi guy,i hate luigi with a passion,i love mario,with a passion,but the new mario.....what a fag,i'm very dissapointed.20 bucks says nintendo goes bankrupt after this cause all the nerds will stop buying the games,so that means i will,and millions of others,and we all look the same too,i realised that after watching X-men 3
Griffon
BREAKING NEWS!!! After searching I just found these websites that say this was created by some french guy!

http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/humor/mario-shaved-173684.php
http://spong.com/article/10065/Mario+-+Clean+Shaven?cb=469

And Luigi rocks. >_>
Shivel
Thank goodness it's not real! laugh.gif

I can sleep easy now.

Oh and Mario > Luigi.
SecondHeartbeat
damn rights,mario is the greatest
Gladiator
WOOO . hey jaden,
SecondHeartbeat
howdy....silly b****,your weapons cannot harm me!i'm the godamn juggernaut b****!!
Griffon
No, Luigi > Mario
http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/luigi-thumb.jpg
ShaunZero
QUOTE(Gladiator @ Jul 30 2006, 10:42 PM) [snapback]1288972[/snapback]

Im pretty sure this even made god mad. dont be suprised if the apocalypse is early this year.



LOL, haha. Yes, I'm extremely pissed.
DecuesWild
He doesn't even look the same he looks weird
Thunderbolt
devil.gif devil.gif devil.gif hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe devil.gif
X-Master Zing
Eeew...
Bella-Angelique
QUOTE(jesspy @ Jul 30 2006, 11:01 PM) [snapback]1288931[/snapback]

even though I hate mario its sad to see his trademark look gone.
Is it possiable this game has a younger mario in it. and they only shaved him to show he is younger


Everyone has gone prequel insane, so a teen Mario prequel could be expected.
CosmosTheMouse
QUOTE(jobot37 @ Jul 31 2006, 02:48 AM) [snapback]1288917[/snapback]

this had damn well better be a hoax...



It is.

Ultima Nemesis
OMG, that picture is horrible, how can you even put that up there? I'm going to find the one who did this and... wait, Wario had a crappy mustache, maybe... IT'S A CONSPIRACY! O.O Or maybe i'm just crazy, you decide.
Pappzy
crying.gif crying.gif crying.gif
starlitkate
Woohooo they didn't shave him. BTW Griffon-that is actually a good game idea. original.gif
Megalomania
To further prove this is a hoax, you can get the original picture on:

http://mario.nintendo.com/
punish3ment
Can I just say that I never noticed anything wrong in the pic until I read the passage under it saying that this is mario without facial hair
Mario.........
HOLY S**T! HE LOOKS F***ED UP!
Қain
WTF
Shaving mario is equivalent of taking off Master Chief's helmet. Its a sin.
Cadetak
That's definetly a fake pick.

Did you know that the only reason Mario had a mustache in Donkey Kong was because it was too hard to make a mouth back then? He also wears the hat because it was too hard to show hair and he wears that red and blue outfit so you can see his arms moving.
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