I would try to catch it.

hmm if i saw a creature like mothman i would.............................
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.........................................SOIL MY PANTS!!!!! and run away very...very....fast.

lol I figure if I didn't have a heart attack, that would be the next thing!

From past experience, when something's jumped out at me, I've attacked it though. Until I found out what it was I'd try to rip it apart with my hands. (if anyone knows my past posts... I've also never won a fight in my life, so it's odd to me that that's my reaction when supprised by some idiot who thought it would be funny to hide in my closet...)

I know, I don't know what would happen till it happens, but if my heart and bowles remained intact I'd probably wind up suiciding on it.

I'd wrestle it to death and wear its pelt as a symbol of my conquest over the darkest forces of nature.

LOL I haven't seen "a creature" But I've seen a ghost and I ran the fastest I've ever run in my life.

I'd give it a jellybaby.

What if it was a giant jelly baby creature?

I'd offer it a solidified human.

Good choice

I think i would try to catch it using a huge net, never fails.
If in the case that it did fail, resort to plan B which is hire a gun.

I'd stand my ground.....I'm soooooooooooooo damn tired of all the speculation and conjecture concerning these "Cryptids", it would be me and them...one on one, it ends for ONE of us right now....and if it's me..in the immortal words of Mr. Richard Pryor: "That's just an ass-whippin' I'm gonna have to take".

it depends on what I saw......
Mothman, I would cry. Things with huge eyes are creepy.

Bigfoot, I would stand perfectly still and look non-threatening.

Chupacabra, I would try to make myself look bigger by holding a stick over my head, then I would scream and make noise, pretending I was going to attack it like you would do to a wild cat.

Nessie, well I hate the water so i assume that I would see it from a distance and more than anything be amazed.

Gremlins, I would just punt them like a football, I never understood why the people in those movies were afraid of the gremlins, theyre so tiny.

If I didn't kill it with my superior strength and wiles, I'd definitely subjugate it and make it my steed. Who's gonna mess with you if you come riding a Bigfoot into town?

Idiots, that's who. DEAD idiots.

You get points for original thinking, impress your friends and save money on gas and spare the enviornment ALL AT ONCE!!!!......

Mothman = like i said soil my pants and try and run away but probably would be hypnotized by its huge eyes or get killed by a falling tree or bridge or some type of disaster while i was running away.

Bigfoot = Scream like a little girl and leg it but try and take a pic before i do but my camera would probably suffer with blurry camera syndrome.

Chupacabra = I would not hold a stick over my head and scream and make noise just incase it thinks ( OH LOOK A GOAT) and eat me.

Nessie = I take a picture and record it on camera so skeptics can pick it apart and tell me its a otter that seems to have had a growth spurt.

Gremlins = take lots of pictures with the flash on and try and turn them to dust or call in hulk hogan to sort em out.

and you have to share your dinner, bed, tv remote and then he borrow ur car, smokin your weed,using your card. damm!! thats what happened if you keep bigfoot as your pet

Mothman = I'll scream then play dead.
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Bigfoot or Yeti = Play dead then backstap. (For fur)
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Chupacabra = I'll scream lika a baby then kick it to the star.
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The sasquatch(Sam Squamch, I'll call him), would be a beloved pet, not an annoying roommate. He would get his own food, bed, etc. But he wouldn't be borrowing my crap, hell no. I enslaved him, he's mine.

Mothman: Ventilate the damn thing, then leave the carcass on Richard Gere's doorstep.

Bigfoot: I'd just tell it to get in the car, so I can drive her home. My mother-in-law has this habit of wandering off. Sorry for the confusion and the sightings.

Chupacabra: Kill it and make fajitas with the meat. Sell the bones to a witch-doctor.

Nessie: Capture and sell to Sea World. Move over Shamu.

Gremlins: Dump 'em in the Grotto at the Playboy Mansion and film the ensuing jocularity from a helicopter.

Look, quite frankly, if you can't control your Bigfoot....what kinda man are you?

EL Chupacabra
Pull out my pocket knife and defend myself or just kill it!

Mothman
Run while Shooting at it

Bigfoot
I'd have my guns knives and anything and start pwning it!
Wear its skin as a pelt and put Its blood on my face..

Nessie
Harpoon gun FTW!

Champ
Harpoon Guns Still PWNZ It

I'd definately run away! But I would try to remember where I seen it by leaving something (strips of cloth or something) so I could go back later and look for evidence with some trusted friends and a camera

the point is you kill em all

i'll cacth em all and start my own cryptid zoo

i saw a giant bird once, too bad i cant fly

For me it would depend on the creature and how close I was to it. I know when I hear weird things moving in the bush I stop and stand still and get the dogs settled down as well. All 3 of us will be looking into the bush with our ears cocked.

Wet myself.

i would remember that line "RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN FOREST RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

I would open up a Forum here right away and tell you all folks about it. On second thought, I better not

and because i am nice guy i will belive you

If it was anything like Mothman, Chupathingy or bigfoot, I would run inside to the cabinate in order to grab a can of whoopass... Then I would bring it to them as a peace offering.

ps
This is an image of what I believe to be the contents of a can of whoopass:

If it was a harmless cryptid, (hoop snake, for instance) I would take as many pics as possible and contact the media. But then again, in accordance with the law of Cryptozoology, all the pictures would be blurred.

Oh, so I see you've read the Official Handbook.

Hmmm. Well...
Being an ancient old man (but still in shape), it is most likely I would be in the woods or some other uninhabited place where these things tend to be seen. That would mean that I would have my survival knife on my belt, a 10-inch blade Bowie, the most useful knife in the world, in my opinion. But used only in self defense.
In action, I think I would be startled enough at any crypto that my first inclination would be to quickly remove myself from his view (hide), then observe the creature's actions as much as possible. If my camera was with, I'd make sure the flash were off, and get as many pictures as possible, barring being so close as to alert him to my presence from the camera sound.
I'd follow the creature, if possible, still doing the above, but trying to stay far enough away so as to not alert him to my presence. And I'd do this until I fell over from lack of sleep. Probably everyone thinks I'm nuts. But I just would like to know.

how old are you ?

The area I live in is in the country along a major river. There is a creek that runs through the woods behind my house to the river and you drive through a swamp to get to my property. There are tales of bigfoot like creatures in the area.
They have seen them on the far side of the river.
I go down to the river often and have never witnessed them myself. I have thought on many occasions how interesting it would be to see one.
I plan on getting a boat soon so I can cruise the river. I want to go to the other side of the river which is deep forest. I plan to look for evidence and with any luck see them.

What will I do when I see one? I will remain very quiet and try to not let it see me then try to follow it to where it lives.
I would not worry about it attacking me for Ive never heard of one being aggressive.
But I would carry my gun just incase.
In time I would try to make contact.
I would not inform anyone of its location but I would present evidence.

Above I said them because I have heard from some of the older people in the area that there is more than one. The stories told have been of adults and young ones.

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Well, I'm happy to hear that you at least have a plan before you go prancing-off into the bush....oh, and PLEASE do me a favor, if you happen to catch video footage of 'Ol Footy, try and get it's attention so we don't get another "walking in the forrest 100ft away with it's back turned so you can't make-out diddly-squat" video clip......just a small request.....thanks

I would try to capture it, or simply take a solid evidence, preferably some body parts (hair,droppings...~eww, claws etc.) to proof their existence scientifically, so true and scientific that Frogfish and Psyche would back me up:)

Holla if you hear me!

thank you so much! you make me feel young again



you collect pup from someting u didnt know ?? thats .... ugh!!!

I would not try to present blurry out of focus pics or video. Its pointless!
I look at all the video and pics thats all that I see just as in the alien and ufo footage except for the bear skin pics they were clear but still very questionable.

Like I said I would like to make some kinda contact.
Mabye gain their trust.
I imagine it would take quite awhile to accomplish this.


I however would not want to take one home could you imagine the distruction they could cause!

I would leave them be and just gather my evidence, present it and see where it goes from there.
I would not reveal their location.

I'd smack it with a lead pipe
I'd smack it with a 2x4
run it over with Brinks truck
chase it down with a lawn mower
gonna beat my cryptid

Glad I made somebody's day! Doesn't happen very much in my line of work.
Anyway, Ken, you can look forward to 61 also, if 2012 doesn't happen.

i'd probably pee my pants,the pee would land on the cryptid and freak it out,then it'd run away.Works every time

Driving the dead dog truck?

Thanks for that laugh!!!
I play the futures market and usually win, which means other people lose. I just try not to think about that, but usually they have a lot of money and can afford it.

Profound.

The very pinicle of Physical comedy.

I have seen many times what people describe as "Phantom Photographers"

Especially when I was younger, flashes of light that would originate outside my window getting brighter and brighter, then would flash directly in front of my face.

For years I thought I was seeing things, maybe it was a form of sleep induced halucination.

That changed however when I spent the night with a lady friend. We in bed, when I began to see the flashes again outside her window. She was half asleep, and didn't see anything. Then, one of the flashes originated from inside the room, and I saw our shadows cast on the wall....she saw it too.

Then there was one more flash in front of HER face....then it stopped.

I have only seen the flashes again once, when I got out of a friends car, and a bright flash came from a few yards away down the street.

It scared the crap outta me haha and hasn't been back since.

What if it turned out to be friendly?

Ha ha. "I come in pea-*SMACK* argh!"