Whens the last time you laughed extremely hard you stomach hurt ?
Well in this game ,.. i will ask someone to post me several parts of speech such as :

* A NOUN , as you know is the name of a person, place or thing, such as friend , school, or book.
* PLURAL NOUN , means more than one
*An ADJECTIVE is a word that dscribes a noun, such as sticky, quiet, or jumpy
*A VERB is an action word . It tells what a noun does such as run, read, or scream.
*An ADVERB tells how something is done . It decribes a verb and often ends in "ly" .
Easily, bravely, and truefully are adverbs*And SOMETIMES A SIMPLE NUMBER. or OTHERS like food , president,
*Or MORE SPECIFIC.
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Example: please type one word for each -DONT FORGET TO MAKE IT A WACKY WORD SO IT WILL ADD TO THE CRAZY MADLIBS STORY,...WACKIER AND WEIRDER THE BETTER
USE YOUR IMAGINATION

noun_____________-
adjective____________
verb_____________
adverb___________

You would then type out one word per each line and AFTER YOU I'LL POST ANOTHER ONE WITH SEVERAL NOUNS {OR WHATEVER} FOR THE FOLLOWING MEMBER . THIS OF COURSE IS TO SPEED UP THE APPLICATIONS BY MEMBERS AND READ THE FINAL STORY . I WILL APPLY ALL MEMBERS WORDS TOGETHER AS I FILL IN THE BLANKS TO A PREWRITTEN STORY.
In about five at the most posts ,....The WaCkY weird MaD LiB Will be revealed and members name will be under the blank space where your choice of word will be above in larger print .

WHEN I POST IT . Im hoping it will be a real funny story some are just halariously funny.
I used to do mad libs when i was younger but its spontanious and zanie and fun and if you are real creative with your choice of word as a select one ,..make it a very wacky and wild
weird , one that makes you smile , Odd or wild ,. please just no flaming language or obscurities please as we must all resect the forum and its rules.

So are you ready Lets give it a shot ?
I WILL TELL BEFOREHAND THOUGH,....THE TITLE OF THE STORY SO ONE CAN HAVE A BETTER IDEA OF WHAT THEY WILL USE FOR THERE CHOICE WORD.


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noun____________
noun____________
adjective__________________
verb____________

[quote name='Abecrombie' post='1318598' date='Aug 23 2006, 09:26 AM']
Whens the last time you laughed extremely hard you stomach hurt ?
Well in this game ,.. i will ask someone to post me several parts of speech such as :

* A NOUN , as you know is the name of a person, place or thing, such as friend , school, or book.
* PLURAL NOUN , means more than one
*An ADJECTIVE is a word that dscribes a noun, such as sticky, quiet, or jumpy
*A VERB is an action word . It tells what a noun does such as run, read, or scream.
*An ADVERB tells how something is done . It decribes a verb and often ends in "ly" .
Easily, bravely, and truefully are adverbs*And SOMETIMES A SIMPLE NUMBER. or OTHERS like food , president,
*Or MORE SPECIFIC.
************************************************************************
Example: please type one word for each -DONT FORGET TO MAKE IT A WACKY WORD SO IT WILL ADD TO THE CRAZY MADLIBS STORY,...WACKIER AND WEIRDER THE BETTER
USE YOUR IMAGINATION

noun_____________-
adjective____________
verb_____________
adverb___________

You would then type out one word per each line and AFTER YOU I'LL POST ANOTHER ONE WITH SEVERAL NOUNS {OR WHATEVER} FOR THE FOLLOWING MEMBER . THIS OF COURSE IS TO SPEED UP THE APPLICATIONS BY MEMBERS AND READ THE FINAL STORY . I WILL APPLY ALL MEMBERS WORDS TOGETHER AS I FILL IN THE BLANKS TO A PREWRITTEN STORY.
In about five at the most posts ,....The WaCkY weird MaD LiB Will be revealed and members name will be under the blank space where your choice of word will be above in larger print .

WHEN I POST IT . Im hoping it will be a real funny story some are just halariously funny.
I used to do mad libs when i was younger but its spontanious and zanie and fun and if you are real creative with your choice of word as a select one ,..make it a very wacky and wild
weird , one that makes you smile , Odd or wild ,. please just no flaming language or obscurities please as we must all resect the forum and its rules.

So are you ready Lets give it a shot ?
I WILL TELL BEFOREHAND THOUGH,....THE TITLE OF THE STORY SO ONE CAN HAVE A BETTER IDEA OF WHAT THEY WILL USE FOR THERE CHOICE WORD.
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1}noun____________
2}noun___________
3}adjective________
4}verb____________

1} SNOT
2} PUDDING CUP
3} SWEET
4} SWELLS



Very good Abecrombie ,..lol ok who can give me these next four words ?
remember think wacky here..


5}adjective ?
6}a name ?
7}adjective ?
8}verb ?

I'll play.

5) virulent
6) Mitzy
7) globulous
8) retching (or retch or retched etc.)

Alright way to go purplos ,..and thanks for your participaption.
heres the last sequence ,.and then the story ,this one , will be posted.


9}verb ending in "ing"
10}noun
11}plural noun
12}noun

1.Frolicking
2.Meadow
3.Scalpels
4. Wig

1. staggering
2. tattoo
3. bottlecaps
4. eraser

LETTER FROM A MARTIAN
Abecrombie
purplos
mr. fahernheit

*ALTERNATE ENDING

Dear Earthlings,
Iam a teenage SNOT who lives in a two story PUDDING CUP on Mars.
I will put this letter in a SWEET bottle so it SWELLS into space and hope it gets to Earth.
Of course on Mars we call your VIRULENT planet , MITZY.

We know that it is inhabited by GLOBULOUS little men and women, but I would
like to hear from you anyway. Tell me , how do you people RETCH your food ?

We do it by FROLICKING rapidily. I hope you will be able to visit me someday.
You could stay in our MEADOW and eat SCALPELS just like we do, and you could play with my pet WIG.
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*Nyx
Dear Earthlings,
Iam a teenage SNOT who lives in a two story PUDDING CUP on Mars.
I will put this letter in a SWEET bottle so it SWELLS into space and hope it gets to Earth.
Of course on Mars we call your VIRULENT planet , MITZY.

We know that it is inhabited by GLOBULOUS little men and women, but I would
like to hear from you anyway. Tell me , how do you people RETCH your food ?

We do it by STAGGERING rapidly. I hope you will be able to visit me someday. You could stay in our TATTOO and eat BOTTLECAPS just like we do , and you could play with my pet ERASER .



Not bad for a first time here in cyber space ,.. want to try another?

here is the title,...and the first four words needed.

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LONG DISTANCE RUNNING Mad Lib #2

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1}Ajective
2}Silly first name
3}Adjective
4}Verb ending in "ing"

1. Messy
2. Vanderflurgen
3. Miniscule
4. Kicking

5}verb ending in "ing"
6}a food
7}a color
8}plural noun
9}a number
10}a part of the body {plural}

5) jumping
6) poutine
7) black
8) crossword puzzles
9) a googleplex
10) fingers

11} part of the body {plural}
12}verb ending in "ing"
13} a number
14} a number

1. toes
2. dancing
3. seven
4. nineteen

15}plural noun
16}a city
17}adjective
18}plural noun

after these four i can tell the story

1. boxes
2. Seattle
3. soggy
4. barns

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LONG DISTANCE RUNNING Mad Lib #2

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Nyx
the chupacabra king
Nyx


For years , everyone thought the four minute mile was a MESSY
dream .Now every camper named Tom , Dick, and VANDERFLURGEN can do it because of new, MINISCULE training methods . Distance runners have to give up KICKING and JUMPING.

They eat lots of POUTINE and plenty of fresh BLACK vegatables and lots of CROSSWORD PUZZLES
. Every morning they spend A GOOGLE PLEX hours stretching their FINGERS and touching
their TOES. Then they spend two hours DANCING until their pulse gets up to SEVEN. Then they do NINETEEN laps around the track. All of this strengthens their BOXES so they will be able to run the SEATTLE marathon. You can always tell serious runners by their SOGGY expressions on their BARNS.

The SPACESHIP
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1} verb ending in "ing"
2}plural noun
3} a number
4} a number
5}adjective
6}noun
7}articles of clothing
8}a number

1.) flying
2.)puffins
3.)63
4.)14
5.)shiny
6.)corn
7.)training pants
8.)47

whoops i forgot one

--} noun


9} a metal
10}plural noun
11} adjective
12}a gas
13}a gas
14}adverb
15}verb

--rodeo clown
9}aluminum
10}foxfurs
11}slipery
12}methane
13}helium
14}reluctantly
15}clapping

[quote name='Abecrombie' date='Aug 27 2006, 11:39 PM' post='1324856']
The SPACESHIP
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Abecrombie
blas~fox

A spaceship is a vechicle used for FLYING people between the earth and the distant
PUFFINS . A journey usually takes 63 years and can cover 14 miles.The passengers
have to enter a SHINEY capsul shaped like CORN.
When the ship reaches its destination they will hear a RODEO CLOWN and wake up and put on their TRAINING PANTS. Then they have to land their 47 ton ALUMINUM vehicle on the planet suface. They do this by firing retro FOXFURS .
Then they test the atmosphere on this SLIPERY planet to make sure it contains METHANE and is not all HELIUM. If it is ok, they can get out of the ship very RELUCTANTLY and CLAPPING all of the inhabitants.

MaD LiB #4--------SPOOKY STUFF-----------------------
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1} adjective
2} plural noun
3} plural noun
4} a silly word
5} a liquid


ok who wants to try and give us some wacky words ?