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cyrus11
has anyone ever thought of that maybe bigfoot are just a family of modern human beings who suffer from extreme hirsutism? like those of the mexican boys they called the wolf boys.. who are covered with hair from head to toe... even on the faces. now these boys have curly hair so they pretty much look like E-woks lol.. but if they had straight hair their faces would have looked pretty much like the artist rendition of the patterson-Gimley bigfoot... well..that's just my thought.. what does everyone else think?

Pax Unum
does hirsutism give people huge feet? hence bigfoot... just wondering
snuffypuffer
Like, a bunch of hairy, naked savages walking around in the woods? I don't really think that's more likely than the unknown North American ape theory.
capoeiranger
If they're humans, I bet they sounds like Patrick from Spongebob when they speak! LOL
sadistic jellyfish of doom
QUOTE(cyrus11 @ Aug 24 2006, 03:13 PM) [snapback]1320685[/snapback]

has anyone ever thought of that maybe bigfoot are just a family of modern human beings who suffer from extreme hirsutism? like those of the mexican boys they called the wolf boys.. who are covered with hair from head to toe... even on the faces. now these boys have curly hair so they pretty much look like E-woks lol.. but if they had straight hair their faces would have looked pretty much like the artist rendition of the patterson-Gimley bigfoot... well..that's just my thought.. what does everyone else think?

really? I thought you said Ol' footy was a wolfman! happy.gif
napoleon883
A family of wookies?!? That would be a negative.
Trotsky
If they were real, somebody would have killed one by now
sadistic jellyfish of doom
QUOTE(Trotsky @ Aug 24 2006, 05:39 PM) [snapback]1320855[/snapback]

If they were real, somebody would have killed one by now

Not true.
Trotsky
QUOTE(sadistic jellyfish of doom @ Aug 25 2006, 12:48 AM) [snapback]1320867[/snapback]

Not true.

Explain
frogfish
Do you really need an explaination?
Trotsky
QUOTE(frogfish @ Aug 25 2006, 12:50 AM) [snapback]1320873[/snapback]

Do you really need an explaination?

No I said it for fun
sadistic jellyfish of doom
QUOTE(Trotsky @ Aug 24 2006, 05:53 PM) [snapback]1320874[/snapback]

No I said it for fun

dont worry about fishboy he wont belive anything.
Trotsky
QUOTE(sadistic jellyfish of doom @ Aug 25 2006, 12:56 AM) [snapback]1320879[/snapback]

dont worry about fishboy he wont belive anything.

Or you could just explain your reason.
sadistic jellyfish of doom
QUOTE(Trotsky @ Aug 24 2006, 05:59 PM) [snapback]1320883[/snapback]

Or you could just explain your reason.

Meh. Fine. The Majority of the world had no proof the platypus exists untill about 200 years ago. wink2.gif
frogfish
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The Majority of the world had no proof the platypus exists untill about 200 years ago

The majority? So there was proof it existed still thumbsup.gif
CryptoRay
QUOTE(cyrus11 @ Aug 24 2006, 06:13 PM) [snapback]1320685[/snapback]

has anyone ever thought of that maybe bigfoot are just a family of modern human beings who suffer from extreme hirsutism? like those of the mexican boys they called the wolf boys.. who are covered with hair from head to toe... even on the faces. now these boys have curly hair so they pretty much look like E-woks lol.. but if they had straight hair their faces would have looked pretty much like the artist rendition of the patterson-Gimley bigfoot... well..that's just my thought.. what does everyone else think?

Why would a family of naked people with long hair on their bodies be running around on all parts of the globe, and run away at the first sight of a "normal" human being?
coldethyl
So by the giant hairy human theory if we 'normals' just left razors and cans of shaving cream out in the woods then maybe one day they'll come out of hiding and we can all live together in clothed harmony.
~Onyx~
QUOTE(coldethyl @ Aug 25 2006, 09:49 AM) [snapback]1321409[/snapback]

So by the giant hairy human theory if we 'normals' just left razors and cans of shaving cream out in the woods then maybe one day they'll come out of hiding and we can all live together in clothed harmony.


That is the theory I have for the repeated actions of my Mother-in-Law, yes.

Bigfoot + razor + shaving cream= Mother-in-law....it's a theory that's in it's infancy.
Twitch98
The modern hairy people doesn't account for similar sightings, folklore and legends in virtually every contiment for at least the past 250 years. If it's modern people what about stature and weight differentials?

If it's a hoax it is the greatest one in the history of the planet covering many continents and centuries. it must be perpetrated by a secret society of funloving nutcases that get pleasure in jumping around in fuzzy suits miles from the nearest habitation leaving fake tracks in the hopes that by accident some redneck will just happen to be 12 miles from a road on that specific day and see them. And by the way those redneck out hunting have a penchant for shooting furry things running around the landscape be they beasts or hoaxer in suits. happy.gif
~Onyx~
QUOTE(Twitch98 @ Aug 25 2006, 12:16 PM) [snapback]1321641[/snapback]
And by the way those redneck out hunting have a penchant for shooting furry things running around the landscape be they beasts or hoaxer in suits. happy.gif


You can curse me if you want..call me what you want...but I would like NOTHING better than for some jerk-water, summer-teeth havin', a**-backwards goober to be hauled-in with "the cuffs' slapped on 'em beacuse they shot some idiot that was running around trying to perpetrate ANOTHER hoax about 'Ol Footy...maybe THEN there could be some actual facts gathered about what everyone is ACTUALLY seeing(in reference to all of the "sightings")...and end all of the speculation as to if there really is a species of Gigantpithicus that has multiplied and lives in multitudes across the Continental U.S....and Canada...I've always had my doubts, and I always will, until some modicum of integrity can be brought to the table..ie. losing the crack-pots(quite the tall-order).
napoleon883
sure, they could be a family, but if they were human they would have come onto national television and whined about people not leaving them alone and that they really were humans.
Allfather of Valhalla
QUOTE(sadistic jellyfish of doom @ Aug 24 2006, 09:56 PM) [snapback]1320879[/snapback]

dont worry about fishboy he wont belive anything.


If I told him his family was eaten by a rabid sasquatch, he'd probably sue me for mentioning Sasquatch.
Allfather of Valhalla
QUOTE(Onyxdk @ Aug 25 2006, 01:36 PM) [snapback]1321658[/snapback]

You can curse me if you want..call me what you want...but I would like NOTHING better than for some jerk-water, summer-teeth havin', a**-backwards goober to be hauled-in with "the cuffs' slapped on 'em beacuse they shot some idiot that was running around trying to perpetrate ANOTHER hoax about 'Ol Footy...maybe THEN there could be some actual facts gathered about what everyone is ACTUALLY seeing(in reference to all of the "sightings")...and end all of the speculation as to if there really is a species of Gigantpithicus that has multiplied and lives in multitudes across the Continental U.S....and Canada...I've always had my doubts, and I always will, until some modicum of integrity can be brought to the table..ie. losing the crack-pots(quite the tall-order).


If you were a cave-man, would you send the whole group out into a valley full of blinding lights? I can hardly expect that anyone would. And if you did, actually, you would probably send someone to scout, which would explain why we only ever see one every so often.
~Onyx~
QUOTE(The Chupacabra King @ Aug 26 2006, 03:43 PM) [snapback]1323061[/snapback]

If you were a cave-man, would you send the whole group out into a valley full of blinding lights? I can hardly expect that anyone would. And if you did, actually, you would probably send someone to scout, which would explain why we only ever see one every so often.


Forgive me, I understand what your trying to say, and I sympathize, but I'm not sure what that has to do with some "Deliverance" extra blasting some idiot in a "gorilla-suit" attempting to perpatrate another hoax.....help me out here.
coldethyl
QUOTE(Twitch98 @ Aug 25 2006, 11:16 AM) [snapback]1321641[/snapback]

a secret society of funloving nutcases that get pleasure in jumping around in fuzzy suits miles from the nearest habitation leaving fake tracks in the hopes that by accident some redneck will just happen to be 12 miles from a road on that specific day and see them.


Ever seen the show Jackass? Not only is there a society like that, there's one that gives that show great ratings.
October Witch
By the theory that they suffer from a disease, possibly heriditary, not all would necessarily suffer from that disease. So there would be large naked humans running around in the woods. Besides that when did they start living off from civilization then? If it was because it was 100s of yrs ago and they were shunned, wouldnt it have shifted in some fashion by now?

If it was more recently they went off to avoid being shunned then they had social skills and wouldnt attack houses like some cases have pointed out when not provoked to defend themselves.

Its more likely they are a missing link or in an ape family then suffering from that disease.
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