this might be a stupid idea, but i thought it would be funny to open a "worst jokes ever" (typical comic book guy) so we can all laugh at how bad they all are.
if this is a stupid idea and completely pointless topic then please tell me.

heres a few to get going:

Q: why can't a dog dance?

A: because it has two left feet


Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?

A: Because it's too far to walk.


A banana peel and a banana are robbing a store.

"Don't worry," says the peel. "I've got you covered!"

Q)what do you call a 2 robbers walking down the street?
A)A pair of Knickers

Q)What do you get when you mix a kangaroo with a sheep?
A)A wolly Jumper

Q)Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?
A)She wasn't allowed to go to the ball

And finally, the worst joke ever...

Q)Why did the chicken cross the road?
A)To get to the other side.

Q : why kids not allowed to see pirates movie ?
A : coz they cant say 'Rrrrrr'
( squidward say that to mr. crab )

thats the worst ever..ever

If anyone was going to start this thread - it would be you Glen...

There are loads of those pirate jokes!

Worst ever:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
You just said it.

OMG..!! i know why glenn get the torch

hooray!


what did the big chimney pot say to the little chimneypot?

your too young to smoke

Why did the dinosaur cross the road??


Cuz there where no such things as chickens in those days!!! yunk yunk yu..unK!!

why did the chav cross the road?

to randomly decide to start a fight with a complete stranger for no paticular reason whatsoever (actually this is quite a good joke)



click here if you are not aware of chavs
sorted!

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wraped in cling film with nothing underneath.

The psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Isn't the answer 'Because it was rated R'?

Q - What kind of Sun Lotion does Steve Irwin enjoy when he goes to the beach?






A - He doesen't, he just goes to catch the deadly Rays.




RIP

i guess youre right i havent seen it long time
(rated R superstar are cool ..!! he kick Cena butt ! )

And I think he needs it again. RD, get ready.

too soon dude too soon

thats the WORST joke EVER

I actually laughed. It's funny 'cos it's true.



Agreed.

Too soon...not cool dude.....

Note that this is after all the worst jokes thread. Kind of implies that what you read may not be humorous.

Agreed too so sad


anyway another few bad jokes

Q. Whats brown and sticky?

A. A brown stick

Q. whats red and looks like a bucket?

A. A red bucket

Q. Whats green and looks like a bucket.

A. Green Bucket?

A. No a red bucket in disguise

thats make me laugh

Too soon? Not soon enough.

I've got a better one; What did Steve Irwin say after being stabbed by a Sting Ray?

'Oh dear, my heart has been punctured by this sting ray's barbs, and I'm probably going to die."

first of all i am pretty sure that a sting has one barb, and secondly that joke isn't funny. yeah i know this thread is for the 'worst jokes ever' but i only did it for a laugh.
i didn't expect stupid jokes like this.
steve irwin would not be very pleased...

Are you kidding me? Have you even heard of Steve Irwin? He's be laughing his passionate face off!

He was once quoted saying "If something ever happens to me, people are gonna say 'we knew a croc would get him!'", so I good and guarrantee you the fellas up there having a great laugh over this. And I can't wait to meet him.

Where you're going, you're not gonna meet him.

Well said

Why did Dracula cross the road?

He didn't because he's scared of crosses.

thats really low

but that isn't a joke, its a statement. you made a stupid joke about a dead person, thats completely different

why dont you just jump off the cliff ?? still you'll never meet him coz youre goin down..down..down.. and burn

Lol

I have a couple more chav jokes

Q. If you see two chavs in a car and no music is playing, who is driving?
A. The police

Q. What is a chav's idea of protection?
A. A bus shelter

Q. A chav has been sent to court. the judge asks "What gear were you in when you chrashed your Nova?" the chav replied "I was wearin me burbery cap n me Kappa tracksuit innit".

Oh, I see the anti-Walken band wagon is back in town, and you're all just itching to hop on and boost your popularity. It's ironic, that none of you can admit I'm correct even though the vast majority of you secretly agree...

And then you'd have the cheek to walk out into the world and brazenly declare yourself 'non-conformist', 'unique' or 'controversial'., or any varitey of pathetic 'I'm differnt' calling cards. When, in actual fact, you're not. At all.

Anyhow, I'll be off now. When the caliber of the witty counter arguements launched back at me is 'Jump off a cliff', theres really no point in staying.

actually we are all different in our own unique way and its all too clear to see, in that we all have completely different faces, personalities, likes and dislikes, tastes for the opposite sex, taste in cars, favourite flavours of ice cream, different ideas, different visions...and the list can just go on.

there is no band wagon walken, you are just plain and simply WRONG, and you might as well stay to prove that i'm incorrect, but clearly your walkin' out.

as a helpful word of advice: pull your head out of your arse!

Word of advice reminds me of
The Word
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Question- What has 34 posts, no laughs and is closed?

Answer- This thread.