MARION, Wis. (AP) -- This burglary has all the makings of a giant tailgate party.
The burglars who hit a central Wisconsin cheese factory early Monday made off with nearly 350 pounds of meat, more than 100 pounds of cheese and a dozen cases of beer, authorities said.
The theft occurred at the Dupont Cheese Factory in Marion, according to the Waupaca County Sheriff's Department.
Among the missing items were 80 pounds of garlic sausage, 80 pounds of summer sausage, 80 pounds of beef sausage, 60 pounds of snack sausage, 30 pounds of bacon and 15 pounds of smoked beef.
Also stolen were 48 jars of herring, 70 pounds of string cheese and a 40-pound block of cheese carved into the shape of a wedding bell.
To presumably wash it down, the thieves took 12 cases of beer and 16 12-packs of soda.
A reward of up to $1,000 is being offered.
The sheriff's department said Monday night there were no suspects.
source
Full Version: Thieves nab sausage, herring, beer
Am surprised there wasn't some sort of alarm system. Can't imagine how large a vehicle was needed to haul all that away. 
I wanna go to their cook out!!!
Why would they have sausages and and beer at a cheese factory?
QUOTE(BurnSide @ Sep 13 2006, 03:13 PM) [snapback]1348604[/snapback]
Why would they have sausages and and beer at a cheese factory?
For the cook outs! The wonderful, beautiful cook outs! Man, I'm hungry...
QUOTE(BurnSide @ Sep 13 2006, 04:13 PM) [snapback]1348604[/snapback]
Why would they have sausages and and beer at a cheese factory?
Gift baskets?
Best. Factory. Ever.
QUOTE(BurnSide @ Sep 13 2006, 03:22 PM) [snapback]1348617[/snapback]
Best. Factory. Ever.
Agreed.
Damn.
I wonder how many others besides me are now consumed with craving sausages, cheese, and beer?
This post was a trap.
I wonder how many others besides me are now consumed with craving sausages, cheese, and beer?
This post was a trap.
*as is pulling on ski mask* Say what? No.. not craving cheese and sausages at all...
lol those guys are funny people will steal anything these days. Man their stomachs are going to be hurting so bad
QUOTE(jesspy @ Sep 15 2006, 06:17 AM) [snapback]1350988[/snapback]
Man their stomachs are going to be hurting so bad
Next they'll be stealing port a potties.
I have an elite team who can sniff this one out.
QUOTE(coldethyl @ Sep 16 2006, 05:31 AM) [snapback]1351506[/snapback]
Next they'll be stealing port a potties.
lol yeah and toilet paper
"update"--sausage thieves apprehended by police K-9 unit .
the k-9 known as "bubba" found the truck load of sausages,cheese and beer during a routine traffic stop . officer how-hi martin said that "bubba" was specially trained to catch sausage thieves.
the charges were dropped against the suspects as the k-9 unit somehow managed to consume all the evidence.
the k-9 unit was put on leave for three days due to extreme fatulance interfering with the officers and k-9s routine duties. film at 11pm! (LOL)
the k-9 known as "bubba" found the truck load of sausages,cheese and beer during a routine traffic stop . officer how-hi martin said that "bubba" was specially trained to catch sausage thieves.
the charges were dropped against the suspects as the k-9 unit somehow managed to consume all the evidence.
the k-9 unit was put on leave for three days due to extreme fatulance interfering with the officers and k-9s routine duties. film at 11pm! (LOL)
QUOTE(jsf35rino @ Sep 15 2006, 05:39 PM) [snapback]1351752[/snapback]
officer how-hi martin said that "bubba" was specially trained to catch sausage thieves.
I'm thinking that most dogs without training could sniff out sausage.........
mmhmmm agreed
This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please click here.