Disturbed-farts
(A parody of the song voices by disturbed)

So, are you gassy
so, Are you gassy
No,No, are you gassy
so, are you gassy
No

Wake up, are you gassy
Will you throw a big fart
I'm gonna talk about some gaint fart now
Someone is gonna fart
Well you listen to it
Let your big nose smell, Let your big nose smell
(Crap)

Wake up, are you gassy
Will you throw a big fart
I'm gonna talk about some gaint fart now
Someone is gonna fart
Well you listen to it
Let your big nose smell, Let your big nose smell
(Crap)

do you smell it, no?
Do you smell that fart, now?
You still breathing?
You're making fart known
do you smell it, no?
Do you smell that fart, now?
You still breathing?

SO!

What's up, I wonder why
Do you listen to fart
I'm gonna make you go to the bathroom
Well you make some crap while you listen to it
Let the crap come out, Let the crap come out
(fart!)

What's up, I wonder why
Do you listen to fart
I'm gonna make you go to the bathroom
Well you make some crap while you listen to it
Let the crap come out, Let the crap come out
(fart!)

do you smell it, no?
Do you smell that fart, now?
You still breathing?
You're making fart known
do you smell it, no?
Do you smell that fart, now?
You still breathing?


So!

Can't you imagine how good going through this will make you feel
I promise, no one will ever know
There will be no chance of you getting caught
They never smell it anyway
So come on, be a man
And do what you'r buttocks are to do, Save Me butt, butt [butt 9 times]

I can hear the fart
But I don't want to smell
Strap me down on toilet
I' will not fart

I can feel the subliminal need
To be one with my gas
And make everything smell

I can hear the fart
But I don't want to smell
Strap me down on toilet
I' will not fart I can feel the subliminal need
To be one with my gas
And make everything smell now

do you smell it, no?
Do you smell that fart, now?
You still breathing?
You're making fart known
do you smell it, no?
Do you smell that fart, now?
You still breathing?

So, do you smell it? So, do you breathe no, no?
So, do you smell it? So, do you breathe no?
The end

Disturbed-Meaning of food
(parody of meaning of life by disturbed)

Get Fatso, I wanna get Fatso
Get Fatso, I wanna wanna wanna wanna, I wanna get Fatso

Run you little fat
I want your fatso growing, juicy flowing, red hot, meaning of food
It's not enough to have a little food
I want a whole lot you know
Can you eat it?

Need to get Fatso
wanna hear you say it
say, you want more, need more
Don't wanna wait until we finish the food
It's not enough, you hunger for more
You're one twisted fat-so
And now you wanna get Obese with me

Give in, give in to all foods, give in

Give in, give in to all foods, give in

Give in, give in to all foods, give in

Give in, give in to all foods, give in

Get Fatso, I wanna get Fatso
Get Fatso, I wanna wanna wanna wanna, I wanna get Fatso

Scratch my fat
Give me your fatso glowing, juicy flowing, red hot, meaning of food
It's not enough to have a little food
I want a whole lot you know
Can you eat it?

Need to get fatso
Wanna hear you scream
Tell me to take you, scare you, fat you
After we finish the food
It's not enough, you listening Boar?
You're one twisted fat-so
And now you wanna get Obese with me

Give in, give in to all foods, give in

Give in, give in to all foods, give in

Give in, give in to all foods, give in

Give in, give in to all foods, give in

I can feel the food, flowing through my veins
Spilling on my fat
And now the hunger's getting bigger
Come a little closer now pretentious food and put me bigger
Free the fat that is building in me
I say now end of the ride, murder suicide
Is how I've been feelin'lately
Come a little closer my perfectful food you have a taste that I can't ignore
Come a little closer my perfectful food you have a taste that I can't ignore
Come a little closer my perfectful food you have a taste that I can't ignore
And the need to get fat-so is ;yes; a question to me

get, get, get, get, get fat-so
get, get, get, I wanna get fat-so
get, get, get, get, get fat-so
get, get, get, I wanna, wanna, wanna,
get fatso
get, get, get, I wanna get fatso
get, get, get, get, get fatso
get, get,get, I wanna get fatso

I wanna,wanna,wanna,wanna

The end

Rob zombie-please load
(A parody of the song reload by rob zombie)

Please load
Time To load
Time To load
Time To load
Time To load

Dial-up is whack, complicating
Whom to dare ? I do not care
What it is and how slow it goes
Everything will never load
Increase time and spin around it
Ready for another day
Power up and load it fast yo;
I don't like dial-up please go fast.

Road runner
please go fast
Road runner
Here to stay, yeah
Road runner
loads fast yo
Road runner
Commin' Through

Time To load
Time To load
Time To load
Time To load


I hate this comp ? back and running
When you finish; y'll do not care
What is faster and computing
Everything is will never load
Deep inside I get bored, yo
Reaching back some faster load
Just go fast don't load all day
I don't like dial-up please go fast.