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Nxt2Hvn
The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

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ex infernis
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licata1708
QUOTE(pyrokinetic_1 @ Sep 20 2006, 03:19 AM) [snapback]1357506[/snapback]

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That's funny. My grocer actually does the thunder sound through speakers in the produce isle. For the longest time I thought I was mad yes.gif
nativechick1989
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fawkes2
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that would drive me crazy wacko.gif
Cryptoman
that sounds so freakin cool w00t.gif
blak~fox
QUOTE(fawkes2 @ Sep 22 2006, 10:56 PM) [snapback]1361543[/snapback]

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that would drive me crazy wacko.gif


its better than the corny music they play where i shop, but it would be pretty irksome to hav cows moo everytime i went to get sum milkz hmm.gif
Paranoid Android
*ahem*

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different
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