This is a question i recently heard, it was pretty funny. I was wondering waht you thought the answer was

The question is: Toast always falls butter side down, and a cat lands on its feet. What would happen if you drop a cat out of a 15 storey building with buttered toast glued to its back? Would it float in mid air.


My answer is, Only one way to find out

Provided you can hold the cat down long enough to slather the butter on and then hold on to it long enough to get it to the proper height without getting severely mauled.....

Getting mauled would be a problem.

You will have 4 thing's if you butter a cat.


(one) A very slippery cat.

(two) A very angry cat.

(three) A very angry cat opening a can of whoopass on you.

(four) Cut's and scratches all over.

it's like eating fried chicken as you're passing a battered woman's clinic... and wondering

I'll take another pop at it.


What will happen if you butter a cat?






CERTAIN DOOM!!!!!!

^ lol

the cat would lick itself clean on the way down and land on its feet. But this reminds me of this time where a bit of cheese had fallen on my cats back. He spun for ages trying to get hissing and crying trying to get this cheese off i finally took it off for him and he ate it. But then he started spinning again. My cat also loves butter he will eat anything with butter on it. You could turn my cat vegetarian if you put butter over everything.
If i buttered my cat up he would either spin in mid air or eat himself