Here's the hook:

You and a buddy are on a road trip through the desert, when you decide to take a little side path instead of the main road. After a few hours, in desparate need of fuel and snacks, you come upon a little forgotten waystation. While your buddy refuels, you decide to stretch your legs a bit and check the place out. "It does seem odd that no one is around to work the station, but maybe they are around back at that little shed", you think to yourself. Upon opening the door to the shed, you see a long, narrow staircase that descends into the gloom. Following it to the bottom, you come upon a shiny, silver elevator. Inside the elevator you find no buttons, but rather a key in a console with strange markings and the words "US GOVT". Before you can go back to grab your buddy, the door slams shut on you, and the elevator lurches vertiginously downward. After an unfathomably long descent, the elevator stops and the doors slide open. Before you stretches an immense warehouse, being tended to by strange "personelle" in white jumpsuits. Donning a jumpsuit from a nearby hook on the wall, you find you are able to traverse the warehouse floor freely. If ever there was a time NOT to forget your camera, this is it, for this warehouse is stocked with the most amazing objects you could ever have imagined...

This is THE warehouse that the US and other world governments use to store all the things that everyone says "I bet the govt has one of THOSE..." Anything you wish they had, or are sure they are hiding. What secrets lay within this warehouse? I put that to you, the faithful UM followers...

I'm picturing a scene from MIB, alien life forms, advanced technology, the cricket lol

Hmm, no bites? No one?

No "blast caps from WTC explosive charges"?

No "proton packs"?

No "human-monkey hybrids"?

No "h2o engines"?

If this post should be under a different forum, please let me know.

I don't think many people make it down to the conspiracy section

I think there will be a dusty film case that someone had the day Kennedy was shot... and it will be very clear and will without doubt shed a very bright and unflattering light on the events that unfolded that day.

Probably there will be a huge filing cabinet full of witness relocation documents generously littered with such names as Morrison, Presley, Monroe, Hoffa.....

If this is bad forum ettiquette, I appologize. But I just didnt want this thread to die without giving it one last chance. If it falls away again, Ill let it go...

how about the Zappruder film reel 2 which shows 2 men with large black cases meeting in the street an hour before the cavalcade, one of which is Lee Oswald?

a crate marked "Africa" with a live dinosaur egg in it....

the ark of the covenant....

a flux capacitor....

a live grey....

a translated copy of "to serve man"....

come one, folks... dead thread walkin...

The missing Apollo tapes, clearly showing aliens on the Moon.

A twelve-foot shape-shifting lizard.

An explanation of the Bush foreign policy.

All the single socks.... those poor lonely socks...

A box full of werewolves, under an invisible cloak, floating in the center of the room via silent perpetual motion jet pack.

A whole bunch of the original CocaCola.

A book with the real truth about Sperm Whales.

Snoop Dog

The six fingered man who killed my father.

That black box in mecca, you know the muslim's super computer. I'd like to find out what's in it.

A fully functional Sovereign Class Starship USS Enterprise E... and Lt. Cdr. Data!

cure for cancer.

There are 3 items in that box:

1 a flag
2. box of matches
3. a can of gasoline

That or a keg but the hose is on the other side.

once you said "personelle" all I could picture was foreigners wearing berets...entire storyline was ruined at that point

Holy Pilgrimage Site for Muslims
The Islamic religion's holiest city of Mecca (also known as Mekka or Makkah) is located in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. Its importance as a holy city for Muslims harks back to it being the birthplace of the founder of Islam, Mohammed.

The prophet Mohammed was born in Mecca, located approximated 50 miles from the Red Sea port city of Jidda, in the year 571 CE. Mohammed fled to Medina, now also a holy city, in the year 622 (ten years prior to his death).

Muslims face Mecca during their daily prayers and one of the key tenets of Islam is a pilgrimage to Mecca at least once in a Muslim's life (known as Hajj). Approximately two million Muslims arrive in Mecca during the last month of the Islamic calendar for the Hajj. This influx of visitors requires a great deal of logistical planning by the Saudi government. Hotels and other services in the city are stretched to the limit during the pilgrimage.

The most holy site within this holy city is the Great Mosque. Within the Great Mosque sits the Black Stone, a large black monolith that is central to worship during the Hajj. In the Mecca area are several additional sites where Muslims worship.

Saudi Arabia is closed to tourists and Mecca itself is off limits to all non-Muslims. Road blocks are stationed along roads leading to the city. The most celebrated incident of a non-Muslim visiting Mecca was the visit by the British explorer Sir Richard Francis Burton (who translated the 100 stories of the Arabian Knights and discovered the Kama Sutra) in 1853. Burton disguised himself as an Afghani Muslim to visit and write Personal Narrative of a Pilgrimage to Al Madinah and Mecca.

Mecca sits in a valley surrounded by low hills; its population is approximately 1.3 million. Although Mecca is definitely the religious capital of Saudi Arabia, remember that the Saudi political capital is Riyadh.

I know what's in that box... all you can eat buffet ticket at red lobster. Those crab legs getcha every time.

Yeah, that's what they say is in the box but I want to know what's really in the box.
Alas no western no-muslim is allowed anywhere near. very sinister..
I bet you it's a strip joint or something.. Maybe even a super computer?

the aids virus formula and its cure and the names and addresses of the people who devised it.

I don't think too many africans are going to admit they slept with Chimpanzees.
Oh and according to many african natives, the cure for aids, is to sleep with a female virgin.

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