Please note these are not my opinions or beliefs and are nothing more then some funny jokes not meant to be offensive to anyone


Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.

Q:How do you drown a blonde?
A:Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.

Q:Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
A:It takes too long to retrain them.

Q:How do you murder a blonde?
A:Put spikes on her shoulder pads.

Q:What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
A:They are both extinct.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A:A rebel without a clue.

Q:What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
A:Pull the pin out and throw it back.

Q:Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A:Because it said concentrate.

-->We have a Blonde at work who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is our Mexican gardner.

Q:Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A:A man who told one to many blonde jokes.

Thats my favorite but they are all good.lol

lol

wait should i laugh

yeah ill laugh


lol

Lol, that was hilarious.

I've got some more:



Q:What do you call 5 blondes standing in a row?
A: A wind tunnel

Q: What do you call a blonde that dies her hair red?
A: Artificial Intelligence

Q: What do you call a brunette and two blondes standing in a row?
A: Regular price ,four bucks ,four bucks

Q: Do you know how to get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave

Q: Do you know what the first thing a blonde says in the morning?
A: What team are you guys from again?

A blonde was cooking her lunch one day, when she set a dish towel on fire next to the stove. Frantic, she called the fire dept. This was the conversation:

Dispatcher: "State the nature of your emergency"
Blonde: "My apartment is on fire!!!"
Dispatcher: "Where are you at right now?
Blonde: "I'm in my apartment"
Dispatcher: "No,no. How do we get there?"
Blonde: "DUH, In a fire truck"


I have more, but they can get rather crude and I don't want to offend anyone.

heheh

I like blonde jokes

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?

lol
those are good ones

A waitress in the netherlands told me that one time. Had ordered a coke and it was all warm so I asked for ice and she told me they didn't have the recipe for it. Learning new cultures is fun!

Good jokes

i have a joke about blonde guys

this german guy was walking along some train tracks and 12 blonde guys came up and started beating the crap out of this german guy who said "NEIN NEIN" so 3 blonde guys walked away

well then, whats the answer??
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One day, a blonde woman decides to paint her house to impress her husband, the hsband later returns to see the blonde on the floor wearing a large coat sweating like crazy. The man asks 'Whats wrong with you!? Why are you dressed like that?'
The blonde replies 'The paint-can says for best result, use two coats'

HERE ARE SUM MORE....



What do you call a group of blonds standing in a circle ?
A DOPE RING

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing on their heads ?
A BUNCH OF BRUNETTES

Or put another way " the drapes dont match the carpet "lol

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.


Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her ca

Question: Why were there six holes in a mirror?

Answer: A blonde tried to shoot herself.

This next one is great but a bit offensive .

Three blondes are stranded on a island. One day they decide to search the island for stuff, when the come upon a magic bottle. They rub the bottle, a genie comes out and says, "I will grant you each one wish."
So the first blonde says, "I wish I were ten times smarter than the other blondes on the island." Poof she turns into a red - head builds a raft and floats off the island.
The second blonde seeing this says, "I wish I were a hundred times smarter." Poof she turns into a brunnette, builds an intracite ship, and sails off the island.
The third blond then excitedly tells her wish, "I wish I was one Thousand times smarter!"

Poof, she turns into a man and walks across the bridge.



This next one is kind of like one of Atlantisrises blonde jokes.

Question: How do you drown a blonde?

Answer: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

there is a blonde, a brunette and a redhead on a magical cliff that if you say something when you jumped off then you will turn into it......the redhead jumped off and said swan and turned into a beautiful swan and flew off into the distance, then the brunette said eagle and turned into an eagle and flew off, then the blonde slipped on a banana peel and said "CRAP!"

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