The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional". Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?







The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?













Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? " (Wrong Answer) Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.





3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?







Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.







4. There is a river you must cross but crocodiles inhabit it. How do you manage it?








Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.



According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.



DID YOU GET ANY RIGHT?

I actually got them all right, but only because I heard it before.

ROFL! wow, i got the first one right... So I'm not even a semi-professional.. o wells... that was a cute quiz Nxt2Hvn

hahahaha.. this is a very old joke from the philippines.. man, it's so funny how u used it for "INTELLECTUAL' quizzes


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hey im unintellectual

Thanks for the quiz. You've just shattered my ego (only kidding). Just goes to show how maturity and education can really disturb our basic intellectual processes. Now I want to go camping and clear my head of the city.

I got the last one!

uh huh... im not intellect eh ?

Well I got them all wrong. That's right. All four of them wrong.

Now if you will excuse me, I have to get back to my job of digging ditches