I know. lol. Looks like shrek.

well its that time of year again and that means its time for evertons yearly stuffing at the hands of the gunners 4 0 no problem. up the arsenal

You have high expectations don't you Jason. lol. You will win. So will United.

Everton look to be relegation candidates this year.

I'm looking foward to our good old cup tie against Hartlepool tomorrow, should be a good chance to see what the summer signings we've yet to field can do. Unfortunately I'm stuck in a school event so can't even listen on the radio

united are not playing LOL

Don't think you will miss much. You might see clips ant way.

what school event are you doing that stops you watching charlton lol

I mean there next game. V Blackburn.

Speech day
Sitting on a chair for 2 hours listening to people gloating about how intelligent they are and how their rugby team won half their games
A joy to behold zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

should just scrap that one wrigthy against blackburn 1 0 maybe lol

lol.

take a walkman with you to the speeches

We will win about 4-1 or 3-0 or 2-0.

lol. Just make sure you don't start singing out loud. lol.

thats if charlton score or should i say when they score v hartlepool

What do you think the final score will be.

are you wrighty watching the arsenal tonight

What channel

lol I'm not counting my chickens after some of our past performances in the cups but we should be good for a couple of goals, restore confidence before the trip to west brom on saturday

Charlton 6th-10th for me this season.

you will beat pool and west brom

Same here.

sky sports 1

Can't. Sky's gone off. Should be back on soon though.

what you 2 think of barca and real madrid getting beat last night very open league la liga this year

Not sure if it will be open. Barca have time to get a lead going. Just like man u in the prem.

well you better start making that lead then lol

lol. We will start at Blackburn. Then when we play Chelsea we will destroy them. 4-2.

This is what I've got so far, if anyone's interested.

Goalie:
Gianluigi Buffon (Juventus, Italy. The only somewhat good-looking goalie I could think of.)

Defence:
Olof Mellberg (Aston Villa, Sweden. I saw him without the beard once, and he was gorgeous!)
Erik Edman (Stade Rennais, Sweden. Looks slightly alienesque, but still droolworthy.)
Owen Hargreaves (Bayern Munich, England. I caught sight of him during the Euros and damn he's pretty!)

Midfield:
Pavel Nedved (Juventus, Czech Republic. The cutest footieplayer EVER!!!)
Francesco Totti (AS Roma, Italy. The best-looking llama in the world.)

Forward:
Andrei Shevchenko (Milan, Ukraine. Definitely worth a look. *nodnod*)
Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Juventus, Sweden. The sun shines when Zlatan smiles.)


Edited to add Owen Hargreaves.

Not bad. No where near the same as mine but it's still a good team.

Yup, I know.
(And yes, I know Totti's a forward in Roma, but I put him in the midfield here. Why? Well, otherwise Nedved'd been all alone, and though he could probably run to the end of the world I figured I'd give him a bit o' slack...)

WHY is it so hard to find good-looking defenders?

I think totti would play quite well in midfield.
I think the man united team would be my dream team. lol.

fancying football players now wrighty?????????? LOL how about Ian dowie sofia hunk of a man makes the girls blush

Picked it on tallent Jason. Couldn't you tell Man United Tallent, obvious really.lol. Anyway Im deffinatly not gay.

*checks Dowie up on google*


Ok here's another one...

Defence:
Owen Hargreaves (Bayern Munich, England. I caught sight of him during the Euros and damn he's pretty!)

Yeah, preey like a girl


My team: not based on looks

Dida
Puyol Terry Helguera Cafu
Joaquin Ballack Ronaldinho Kaka
Adriano Super Darren Bent

Thats a good team Nick.
Wish they would all sign for Man U.

Tha's ma boi!

Are you talking about looks or football?

Both...?

He has to be one of the worst most over rated players ever.

Right after Jermaine Jenas of course

I thought Beckham was?

I hope you've noticed that I haven't included David Beckham in my PrettyBoy United. Why is that, you might wonder?
Werll, he is good looking, but in an artificial kind of way. True beauty contains a few rough edges, and Mr Beckham ain't got any of those.

Beckham is over rated now but in my opinion he was one of the best footballers in the world when he played with the reds.

I think Steve McClaren would be good as a Liverpool player. Also think England is a great team to. Go England, Liverpool & USA.

Isn't Steve a bit too old to be a player at liverpool?

England? I think I'll be quiet...

We are going through a bad spell but we are not that bad. When we are on form we could beat the best of teams.

Keep telling yourself that Wrighty
My new catchphrase when people bring up England is..'me? I'm from Brazil'

lol.
Maybe I should start that. lol.
*Puts on the force is with you voice, heavy breathing starts* Nick you must have faith*heavy breathing finishes*

Manchester United striker Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has revealed his return to training has been put back because of a fresh injury problem.

Poor Guy.

Manchester United's Paul Scholes says they must win their next two games against Blackburn and Fulham to have any hope of winning the Premiership.

It brings a tear to my eye but it's true.