This stuff was amusing the first week...so I decided to go back through the history of UM and see what you guys used to talk about before I got here...guess what....you talked about the same stuff you do now....

we get it, and enough already with the following:

9/11, we know what you think, we know the opposing party thinks...we dont care anymore
Moon Landing, for christ sake, this is a 40yr old story...
Mason/NWO/Secret Govt rule the world...who cares....never going to be proved or disproved..thats why its a "secret", can we move on


Now can someone please come up with a new conspiracy, make something up if you have to, distort some facts (worked pretty well for the loose change folks) if need be...but please...please....can we talk about something else....



I have a NEW conspiracy to start things out....not as flashy or incriminating as some of the other conspiracies on here...but it is something new....I call it:

The T.O. Conspiracy (doesnt that just sound like a novel)

The whole Terrell Owens suicide thing....conspiracy to gain attention...

Facts:
Publicist found him unconcioius with an empty bottle of pain killers, she called 911, apparent suicide attempt

T.O. did not take all those pills, he dumped out his bottle of pills into a drawer

Conspiracy: WHO DUMPS PILLS FROM A BoTTLE into a DRAWER? Only someone who is trying to make someone else think he took all of them....he wanted some media attention, and who found him...noone other than the person responsible for his media attention...his publicist...how special..thats 2....that makes a conspiracy....


if I could only find a way to bring George W into this...would be golden

Have you seen those child proof lids? Some of those suckers are hard to get on! I think it's more likely he just didn't put the lid on right and they spilled into the drawer. I'm sure if you ask him, Bush could tell you for sure, as the publicist's and Owens phones may well be tapped. How else could the US curb a large group of football player publicist terrorists? Be prepared, that's my motto!

You do have your points!! but as long as those CT people believe "goat herders" don't have the brains, or money to do such things, you get no where.

even this thread is starting to bore me, why dont you think of something even better than what this thread suggests to do? do what I say but not as I do.

he's talking like the UM forum is one collective person!
ok, think I'll leave this thread.. it's starting to bore me

We, I speak for the Illuminati, had plans for T.O. to get revenge on the Eagles today by using a dynamite filled football. McNabb had to interfere with our plans though. World domination has slipped through our hands one more time.

Would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang kids and their stupid dog.