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girty1600
Abducted by aliens? Call now for compensation
Fri Oct 6, 2006 8:33am ET


BERLIN (Reuters) - A German lawyer hopes to drum up more business by pursuing state compensation claims for people who believe they were abducted by aliens.

"There's quite obviously demand for legal advice here," Jens Lorek told Reuters by telephone on Thursday. "The trouble is, people are afraid of making fools of themselves in court."

Lorek, a lawyer based in the eastern city of Dresden who specializes in social and labor law, said he hoped to expand his client base by taking on the unusual work.

He has yet to win any abduction claims, but says there are plenty of potential clients, noting that extra-terrestrial watchdogs report scores of alien assaults every year.


"These people could appeal for therapies or cures," he said.

Lorek, 41, is pinning his hopes for success on a German law which grants kidnap victims the right to state compensation.

Asked if he was worried he might look ridiculous by seeking justice for clients haunted by aliens, Lorek was unfazed.

"Nobody has laughed about it up until now."

the truth is in compensation


I wish him the best of luck. I'm sure there's someone who will give him money. huh.gif
RollingThunder06
Will be interesting. Think it will be hard to prove until it is made fact that UFO's exist.
cubsfan7
just think there will be UFO fraud ohmy.gif
Lady_Anvilabeel
Wonder where SP will fit into that huh.gif
coldethyl
mellow.gif

Boy, I can smell the stupidity from here.
Celumnaz
what if the alien phenomena is proved beyond a shadow of a doubt to be fantasy? Would he get in trouble for having taken these cases?
_Nyx_
Boy... some lawyer decided to think way outside the box this time.. mellow.gif
AtlantisRises
I want to sue ET. This is a perfect opportunity.
coldethyl
QUOTE(AtlantisRises @ Oct 9 2006, 09:36 PM) [snapback]1383944[/snapback]

I want to sue ET. This is a perfect opportunity.


But have you been abducted?
fangs
QUOTE(coldethyl @ Oct 10 2006, 11:57 AM) [snapback]1384446[/snapback]

But have you been abducted?

i havent been abducted but always wanted to be. So i'm sueing the alians for being prejudice. angry.gif
GrayTone
No need to sue the lil guys, just make one of THESE, LMFAO laugh.gif
fangs
QUOTE(420_toker @ Oct 10 2006, 12:50 PM) [snapback]1384504[/snapback]

No need to sue the lil guys, just make one of THESE, LMFAO laugh.gif

they wont work without aluminum foil, you have to have it to reflect the light waves back at them!! rofl.gif
OlDrippy34
QUOTE(420_toker @ Oct 10 2006, 12:50 PM) [snapback]1384504[/snapback]

No need to sue the lil guys, just make one of THESE, LMFAO laugh.gif

That's what I thought this thread was about when I first saw it.
zukie&jim
if i was the captain of a UFO i would abduct all lawyers--lol then say--"were are myextra- heavy-duty probes ?--and the extra power batteries-""-lol
AtlantisRises
QUOTE(coldethyl @ Oct 11 2006, 01:27 AM) [snapback]1384446[/snapback]

But have you been abducted?



I don't want to say anything that may harm my case sorry.
coldethyl
QUOTE(jsf35rino @ Oct 10 2006, 04:36 PM) [snapback]1384819[/snapback]

if i was the captain of a UFO i would abduct all lawyers--lol then say--"were are myextra- heavy-duty probes ?--and the extra power batteries-""-lol


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QUOTE(AtlantisRises @ Oct 10 2006, 05:38 PM) [snapback]1384892[/snapback]

I don't want to say anything that may harm my case sorry.


Gotcha. Plead the Fifth.
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