NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!
Full story here (you'll see that it's quite puzzling):
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/1048...4808600007.html
Full Version: A Time Traveler arrested
wow that was an incredible story. maybe weve finally heard from someone in 
the future after all.
the future after all.
yeah, that story is old! we were laughing about it quite a few months ago as they reported it on the radio. too bad its a fake because usually "Weekly World News" prints mostly fiction!!!
Wow! I mean...WOW! 
I work at a stock brokerage firm. I'll have to share this story with the brokers here. They'll get a kick out of it. 
I work at a stock brokerage firm. I'll have to share this story with the brokers here. They'll get a kick out of it. | QUOTE |
| In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS. |
Okay, so if he's really telling the truth why would he not give up such information readily. He could be a hero!
However, I really think he's just a little off his rocker
, got busted, and doesn't want to face up to the penalty of insider trading.
oh yeah, if i remember correctly... the police were supposedly transporting him to court or something and somehow he disappeared never to be seen again...
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| yeah, that story is old! we were laughing about it quite a few months ago as they reported it on the radio. too bad its a fake because usually "Weekly World News" prints mostly fiction!!! |
pappagooch, we were posting at the same time. I didn't realize this story had already been proven fake. Oops! I just figured he was just trying to play the "crazy" card to get out trouble for insider trading.
Oops on my part!
LOL yeah I saw that... . No worries. 
Actually when my girlfriend first alerted me to the story we were both like . But I caught the second half of the story on "newsradio 970" on my way to work the next morning and when they indicated the source of the story, I knew it was a farce right away... The dee jays got a kick out of it nonetheless (I guess they didnt reveal the source of the story until the conclusion)... 
. No worries. Actually when my girlfriend first alerted me to the story we were both like . But I caught the second half of the story on "newsradio 970" on my way to work the next morning and when they indicated the source of the story, I knew it was a farce right away... The dee jays got a kick out of it nonetheless (I guess they didnt reveal the source of the story until the conclusion)...
If he was from the future, he would know that he was about to be caught, and not be there... if that make sense, lol, so it proves he’s a fake, as you have said!
Also there seems to be an incline into people who claimed to be from the future!
Also there seems to be an incline into people who claimed to be from the future!
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