Welcome tae the Scottie Translator from Scotland. Write yer wee bit English phrase in the kistie on the left an we'll chynge it intae Scottie juist lik that! Nae havers nou!



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Ah pure wanted tae dae th' cockney translatur, but Ah decided tae bide oan topic jist fur ye, anvil!

An' haur Ah thooght thes was gonnae be anither ay them staur at th' picture things an' gie th' guff scared it ay ye... lol

A am laughin' mah crease aff noo, Ethyl an' Nyx ye ur guid sports. LOL

When dae we gie uir brownies?

I dornt actually gab loch thes. at aw.

Mair likely we will be given whiskey.


When got gart th' scots he main hae rin it ay clay fur th' some ay th' lower parts an' used metal insteid.

Deas Gu Cath

Keptin, aam givin' 'er aw she's got, we need mair power. Ah can fix it in thee tae fower hoors. Teel Mr. Spock tae please come doon tae engineerin' an' gezz a hain. Those damn Klingons!

acer acipori

hawll uz ya dafties , think yeez can jist take the piss outta oor native tongue day yeez


i needed no translator for the above statement

Aam sae tongue tyed reit noo, it's pathetic .... mustnae nae lit 'at happen again, 'cause dornt want tae be taken fur an divit.



... Thats neat.

but only sheep bummers and east coasters say , sae for so in scotland i aint one of them , the translator is flawed

Hoo funay woods it be tae use thes tae post wi' fur a whole day.

Brownies an' whiskey whit a mix!

Och aye west is best lol.

we do actually say och aye all the time but we dont say it the way everyone thinks

I know, it's just for a bit of fun. Scottish accents to regions are so diverse so the translator can't be taken that seriously lol. I'm scottish by the way.. wasn't trying to take the piss or anything

lol, ther suum reeeely guud imprrresioneestz ouuwt theer, congrrratz tu you al. oooooooooo i gottu goo noww an' fetch summ haggiss, bakh tu therr loch with yer neesseh!!

i noticed you are a celtic fan. thanks for MON, he will do good things at the villa i'm sure.

reminds me of a poem we were doing in english called 'unrelated incidents' by tom leonard.
it's typed to read out in scottish. i tried reading it but i just sounded pakistani.

Whaur did Ah lae mah bunny baffies? Aam aye losin' them.

Well thats gone and done it - insulting the Scots by referring to whiskey! A true Scot would only ever drink whisky - yes, there is a crucial difference

Ah warned ye

lol i wasnt offended at all its funny.


we talk just like it says in most cases lol


its a different language , it actually is btw (check the EU languages site lallans scots or just scots cant remember which ;-)





gd luck tae ye mate marts a legend up here an always will be , i hope he does well fur yeez .

however wee strach's the man noo and hes gonna take us further than we've ever been (since we won the european cup that is) into the last 16

Readin' an' understandin' scottish is stoaner.

Well being im from yorkshire i tried out the yorkshire slang...

Well ah thowt ah 'ood use t' Yorksha translator as ah'm fra Yorksha, ah can 'onestly seh ah dooant call li' dis!

I really don't talk like that!

lmao evil_doll

Snoop doggy dogg draps it loch its hot.
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snoop doggy dogg drops it like its hot

Th' greatest hin' abit bein' scottish...um...wait aam irish, whit ur ye talkin' abit? hoo come we dornt hae an irish translatur? discrimination Ah teel ye!

That's a body hunder posts tak' caur everybody it was fin Ah gart a guid point a body time min' hawhaw cheerio the noo.
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thats one hundred posts take care everybody it was fun i made a good point one time remember haha bye

Cannae bide fur Subby tae fin' thes threid..

Ah am half scottish an' Ah dornt gab loch thes sae that's funay.

"You guys are crazy, but I love it!" TRANSLATES to =

"Ye troaps ur a bampot! but Ah loove it!"

xD

Do you Scotsman REALLY talk like this? ;]