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Mr-X
ON 20th JULY 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL  ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST WORDS
AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR A MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.
BUT JUST BEFORE HE RE-ENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK: "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."  MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGHT IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT. HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER  THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS. OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD  LUCK, MR. GORSKY" STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.  

ON 5th JULY 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO
ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED. MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL  ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.  IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL  WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN  HIS  NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS. HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS.  GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD  MRS.  GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR.GORSKY, "ORAL SEX! YOU WANT ORAL SEX? YOU'LL GET  ORAL  SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"
                       
                   

                         TRUE STORY. X :s2
Magikman
Another example of your incredible gullibility, Mr. X, or are you just trying to put one over on us? :-/ You did post this in the humor section, didn't you?  ;D

http://www.snopes2.com/quotes/mrgorsky.htm

Magikman  :sh
Mystify
hahahahahahahha!
That's pretty darn funny X, Nice one
Mr-X
                                     ;D X :s2

Funny alright i laughed my socks off when i recieved that via email.

 Magik i hope i put a smile on your face  :-/
Magikman
Mr. X,

  The vast majority of your posts cause me to smile and even chuckle out loud,  :s2  the alternative would be to go stark-raving mad.   :s01

Magikman  :s02
Mr-X
Magik,

at least i keep you on your toes  :sk.

I just like to keep my unexplained friends interested :)

By the way Magik you get a thrill from proving people wrong dont you? (not refering to me because im always right ::))


X
Kira
:s2 :s2Nice one Mr X.


Magik and Mr.X
Children please play nice ;D :s06 :s2 :s1
SpaceyKC
            Very Funny,  Mr-X!!!  :s2
Homer
I don't get it.........oh wait.......never mind, I get it. Very funny :s2
Aes_Sedai_666
:s2 ;DHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;D :s2
Druss
:s2 :s2 :s2 :s2
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nativechick1989
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