Welcome to the confessions booth. Here you reveal to us your sins. They can be mild or juicy - there are no rules. Perhaps refrain from posting anything sexually explicit though. I begin with my confession:

I have watched 'High School Musical' many times. I keep the DVD under my pillow. Despite the horribly cliched dialogue, terrible acting and ridiculously cheesy songs, I find myself absorbed in it. Please let me be purged of this most embarassing sin.

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11 pages of confessions and secrets... Read a Secret, Post a Secret

Ahh, my dear kratos... You mean well, but your perpetual naivety glazes your eyes. This thread is different. This thread means something. And although you may take pride in wasting a few minutes of your life to fish out a link from the past, perhaps for dignity, perhaps to contribute to your 'credibility' on the forums here at UM, I must tell you - it really was wasted time. Surely you have some sins on your shoulders. We're not interested in your secrets. We want the juicy stuff. So hit us with is kratos. What have you been hiding from the world?

I'm an angel.

My dear Socrates, both deal with secrets and confessing. Don't believe me... Go and read it.

That sounds more like a confession of your own behavior and attitude in the world.

My confessions? I hold no sin, therefore I cannot commit sin. I'm the God that spreads open your eyes to the world while damning the rest to the cabinet of lies.

I confess I thought really bad thoughts about your response, S.

I confess that my Viagra addiction is getting WAY outta-hand......hard to handle.

I confess..... that I have never seen the movie "Goodfellas".....

I confess that I own an ABBA CD and listen to it regularly.

Check... ...valve.

I also confess........ that I like the movie "Forrest Gump".

It's a sin because I only LIKE it, I'm supposed to love it.

I confess Ive seen it 30 something times, and half of the times I was very tipsy...

I confess to having watched Grease 2 many many many a time.

I own cds by Enya.

I confess that last night I was under the influence of narcotic substance and was not myself. Looking back... it seems I was quite the ass.

I abhor brownies. How sinful can that be?

Takes a big man to admit that.



You sir, are a freak.

I would love to hear your confession.. (sorry edited.. I meant confessions... However we have to remember this is a family forum.

As for me.. I have nothing also to confess.

walks in and walks straight back out again, I know this is NOT the right time or place

Yeah... me too...


Pure as New York snow.

one time i took two papers from the newspaper machine
even though i only paid for one

I confess that I have mastered the art of looking like I am working when Im actually on the UM website.

(Also, I would like an administrator or a mod to tell me why, when I posted the exact same thread 2 days ago - 'The Confessional Boothe' - that it got locked down??!! I wasnt offensive or rude!)

I wasn't talking about the food

In my school we call the freshman brownies

.......We no longer have anything to possibly say to each other.

wow, this is hard, finding things to confess when this is a family place...

well, I did cheat on my diet and eat a donut the other day... everything else is not gonna fly with the mods...

I confess, that I'm a gamer, I love FPS games, and I've never played Halo.

!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You owe yourself a favor......... yanno what to do........

I confess that I ate some of those darn Bit o Honey candies, last night, after being put on a strict veggie fast and diet by my Naturpath, yesterday. The worst part is that I waited until the kids were asleep, and hunted down the bag they were in, which was not easy.
I also confess that I am concidering scary them by strategically placing some of my music and sound equipment on Halloween...(Don't worry. they are 18 and 19, and give me alot of crap!)

Ive never played Halo (not into the futuristic games)...


My confession: I tickled my sister until she cried. And for some strange reason, I wanted her to cry. This has been haunting me all day!

I bought my partner an XBOX 360 and told him it was his and said that I would never play the damn thing, but I secretly play it while he is at work (and I love it)

the only game I have completed on my 360 is hitman Bood Money, think thats only because I have one game...

I don't have a 360. Thats a terrible sin.

So how DO you feel about the food?

It's awesome. Who doesn't like the food?

I dont like chicken unless its properly marinated... Has anyone here tried Honey roast chicken!?? AHHH man!!! slice of HEAVEN!

From the sounds of it Pinowawa1, it's to die for.

I am not ashamed to confess I am ignorant of what I do not know.

Cicero Source: Confessions of an English Opium-Eater, pt. 1, 1822.

Honey Roast Chicken, Terriyaki Chicken, Butter Chicken - they're all sins.

i confess that i have never confessed....
please rid my sins oh might socrates!@

Kitco - you are now cleansed. Now go forth unto the world and plant seeds which may bear fruitful gifts.

EDIT: I would like to add that I do not like being referred to as 'mighty.' I am far greater than that. I would prefer something like catacylsmic. Thankyou.

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Really, I have nothing to confess.

Yes yes, we all know your an angel ---- Neeeeeext... , (not trying to be mean this time)

I confess I spend too much time as a master baiter.















Fresh water fishing.

That was really funny!

I can't think of any good confessions that would be appropriate!

Another terrible sin is going clubbing alone. We've all done it. Haven't we?

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I must confess that I am still laughing about this..........





..... Out loud.


And, AND... I USED to own a hanson CD....


Glad to get that off my chest.

I really don't know where to start here..I've almost too many sins to confess.
This is great considering I've recently become an ordained minister.
Truth be told i'm pure evil; so there's a sin right there..
But at least I'm honest about it so there's a ray of hope for my future ministry..
I may be a force for negativity but I believe in the primacy of the Lord God..
Welcome to Dharma, I guess..