If there ever was an alien attack on earth, like "war of the worlds" type attack on earth. What would you do? I would pack up a lot of food and go to a remote location, like a desert or a cave in the mountains; and wait it out.

What if aliens are nothing but little googly slugs with no feet or arms , and they spray water for a weapon? Well it all depends what "kind" of aliens and what kinda technology would be behind it.

Plus if it was something like a massive invasion, whos to say a cave is safe, maybe they would have laser/heat/sound/telepathic/physcic,Beer vision and see through rocks anyways lol.

I think i would just watch and hope they dont shoot me? I don't think this can really be awnsered unless you be more specific on how sophisticated these "aliens" would be hehe.

I would maybe bribe them with booze and let them be off on their way.

i would probably die along with the rest of us . I don't think bacterium water or high sound waves will save us from a real alien invasion.

thats where everyone would go too.
so when u got there there would be thousands in the cave already.
start filling up plastic drums with water buy up vitimins and dry goods and buy a clock work torch and radio too!!
and a woman too (not a clockwork woman )
although i could see the benefits of it the conversation wouldnt be too riviting.
then prepare for the resistance movement to be created by your local
gun nuts and join the fray and die in a blaze of glory

Aliens that have the ability to travel to other worlds or galaxies would wipe us out before we had a chance to react. Aliens from such an advanced civilization would destroy us in no time. A comparrison would be like a human swating a fly or stomping on a spider.

No human would survive it would truly be the end of our species.

i would throw a big party and prepare to die

well most likely we would most likely fire all are missles at there ships, and so I don't think unless they had a really really good missle defense system it would be much of a fight

It is likely they would launch an attack outside the atmosphere in outer space. I would imagine they would be capable of stopping any attack made including nuclear. Such an advanced species would have technologies inconceivable to humanity. Thus they most likely have weapons and defense systems also that are so far ahead we could not defend against such an attack.

Tune my PCP air rifle to 100 FT LB power.

I'd try heroin.

Thats why your governments wont tell you aliens are real..when the aliens ambush you; they want you to have zero defense. as they hide away in there bunkers...If they told you aliens were real. you might be ready for it...but that's not the elites plan at all

Do you really believe everything you type? All I seem to read from you is the federation is coming and the higher ups know everything there is to know about UFOs and aliens. BTW wasn't something supposed to happen the other day at 5:00 or something?

I'd take a dump on the floor.

I'd call Randy Quaid and tell him to strap into an F-18 for a little "payback" LOL


(inside joke, tell me if you got it )

Then I would finally have the nerve to tear off those tags on my mattresses that say "Do not tear off." ha ha.

I wouldn't do much.

Die like the rest of us probably.

Though I would probably do some looting and rioting to... Just for the hell of it.

Well....i would gather a group of armed people, go 2 some mountinouse place and hide. Make it like a half life 2 thing, have some fun while im at it lol

Lots of guns, id love the aliens to be like the aliens from Aliens, or even tyranids.

I'l take my 25fter about 5-10km out to sea and fish. I figure i'l be safe out there.

Yes I believe everything I type... The Federation is here.. The US military is in a secret war with the Federation... GW Bush declared it. unless you can do a weapons inventory you wont be able to prove it...the federation has cost them about 97 billion dollars in lost weapons...The federation has taken out approximatly 275 fighter jets in dogfights...90% of US short and medium range ballistic missles and your ICBMS...it's all gone.. and it's none of your business it's between Bush and the Federation. The fight is to the finish..either Bush is arrested for declaring the war..or the Federation commander is killed...then it ends.

Yeah but you're the federation commander...oops me and my big mouth. Hope I didn't get you in trouble or something..

So it's either you or Bush.

Oh no

I think there might be an assassination attempt on Goerge Bush by a lone nutcase soon..

Probably on 25 dec- when a disappointed commander doesn't see his fleet arrive.

federation UFO's shot down US jets ?--ROTF_LMAO !== i hope they put a end to the crank/crystal meth epidemic soon---lol

What would I do? Same thing Roberto Duran would do, jab - overhand right - and then left hook to the body. Fricking alien would be lying on the ground.

Hiding would only work for a while. I would use subversion, terrorism, sabatage and what ever it took to make them real sorry. Or die trying.

hey funny boy...I'll take down any US jet bush put's up against the Federation....he declared war; but won't fight because he knows he will lose..but he refuses to make peace at the same time...If you live in the US this maniacs putting you in a bad position...Im gonna be left little choice but to break out the big guns.

Another thread reduced to joke, surprise surprise.

A few months back you supported Bush and the war on terror or as you put it the war against the 'Goat head nations'.

I was bluffing; I know the enemy...

Clever bluff but was it really necessary for you spend all that time in the mental hospital.
All part of the ruse..huh.

ya billy that was it...have your fun kid...like I said i'm done posting on this matter. because the UM staff adheres to all Bush "party" standards...and freedom of speech is on the lam!

Yeah, you promised that yesterday, somehow I don't think you will stop..



Yeah of course they are, we all in together.
Really, Limited don't you get embarrassed when the medication kicks in and think to yourself "Oh god, I can't believe I said I'm the leader of the galactic federation on the UM forum, how embarrassing. I won't do that again"

billy go get your brain washed again..The UM staff decides what is true or not; based on the current lies and propaganda; they are being fed...so drop it..punk

glactic-federation ? from star trek ?--LOL--whats next ? the attack of the "borgs"-?--LOL

This is the real leader of the federation!

LoL...billy you need serious help. Do you honostly want to know what cowards the US military is. when I had only a few ships; here they blew up my farm..which is my base. now i got my armada here; and these yellow bellies wont even make peace..these bullies picked a fight they can't win.. and now there afraid to put a fighter up.

I thought you said you weren't going to mention this again.
Save it for your psychiatrist at least He/She gets paid to listen to this crap.

billy your part of the problem..your such a coward like your military.. that as long as you pretend the dangers not real ..you'll be safe...see those cowards over at the CIA; messed with the wrong guy now there hiding...

coming from you, I don't find this insulting as you're obviously suffering from some kind of mental problem. I wish you luck.

Ps are you really going to blow up the world?

billy..take your meds and go watch some government censored TV. you'll feel better

well if an alien invasion did happen I'd probably wait for one of those big eyed bastards to come to my front door and then i'd give em a punch to the eyeball...You see how big their eyes are...one punch to the eye and they'd be blind...Other then that I'd probably get a peace pipe and negotiate with them over a nice sack of green tobacco.

You know, I'm fine with your little pretend world you may live in and rule, but don't be calling our military cowards. I have put up with your senseless babble throughout many different threads but that post was insulting to all of those serving our country and those who support them. Get serious

dude your little military; declared war on the federation..we will crush you like bugs...now go outside and play!

Not worth it anymore

Are you on drugs?
Are you 12?
Do you have history of mental illness?
I don't say this in jest, but your post are so far out their as to never be taken seriously.

dood have you been watching too much world wrestling federation or what?

What war are you talking about? War on the federation? What federation are you talking about?

I'm realy not sure what kind of war you are taking about? Only war I know of that americans are in is the war in iraq.

you say "we will crush you like bugs" are you saying that you are apart of "the federation?" If so then why are you on the internet when you should be out fighting with the federation? I'm sure a small peon as your self wouldn't be some kind of high official ranking officer that sits infront of his computer all day searching through teenage blogs and myspace pages?

look flamer ..what's the definition of a military who declares war..then the enemy is too much for them.. so they hide?..cowards!

You keep saying this but keep right on talking about it.

By the way, nice rip on the mods. I am sure they love you too.

None of us are flaming, but there is something wrong with your thinking process. Either that are you playing one big joke on us. Who knows or cares.

Why don't you let us come vist your farm and you can show us your ships. Then we could believe you.

I expect to be banned from the boards...the truth isn't really welcomed here...all you flamers are attacking me..but i'll be the one who get's banned... to support the "party's" cover-ups!

You know you might have better luck on some of the other boards. They are more willing to believe anyting.

Eric the "party" is thankful your here; to work their debunking programs for them...Im sure you'll be rewarded one day for your loyalty to the "party"...I'ts like im having a 1984 dream the whole time...orwellian societies unite!

Really I hope so. I really like the new Camaro coming out in 08'. Think they would reward me with that. I hope so.

the topic is alien attack ...BTW eric ..since your just here to flame me..you probably didnt notice?