Melissa Chan: When SciFi announced that they were presenting a “paranormal investigative” series, I was so hoping that they were making amends to all those fans of the paranormal whom they have alienated with “Ghost Hunters”. However, just when all of us who are hardcore true fans of “paranormal phenomena and investigations thereof” thought that the SciFi Channel couldn't do worse with their flippant joke-of-a-paranormal series, “Ghost Hunters”, SciFi yet again takes the world of the paranormal through the commercial-ringer by presenting their new reality series, “SciFi Investigates”. During the 1990's, the reality-documentary world introduced the next-generation of “paranormal programming” with the highly-acclaimed TV series, “Sightings” and the occasional “Unsolved Mysteries” episode focusing on the paranormal. These shows spawned such series, as “Encounters”, “Strange Universe” and the talk-show “The Other Side”, all of which explored the world of the paranormal with an open-minded professionalism, staying true to the known facts surrounding each phenomena and “most importantly” utilizing the world's most credible and respectable “paranormal investigators and researchers”. The inevitable tide of change resulted in the shifting of TV time-slots and the demise of each show. For years a paranormal void existed in TV as executives were hesitant to resurrect the “old” and true templates of paranormal-reality programming and instead, attempted to make the genre their own, by trying to fix what wasn't broken.Enter the newest generation of paranormal-reality programming attempts, disappointedly filled with frivolous and incredulous content. At first, TV series such as MTV's “Fear”, SciFi's, “Proof Positive” and Fox Family's “Scariest Places on Earth” hit the airwaves to disastrous results. More recently, The Learning Channel's “X-Testers”, Court TV's “Haunting Evidence” and the newest atrocious reality-series, “Celebrity Paranormal Project”, strangely enough a product of VH-1. Then there's the ludicrous SciFi series, “Ghost Hunters” that has inundated us with programming that is not only contrived and unprofessional, but for being a “reality series”, is anything but real. A SciFi Channel staff-member recently shared with me that the majority of SciFi executives were flabbergasted at how good “Ghost Hunters” originally did and continues to do in the ratings. However, it doesn't take a rocket-scientist to figure out that hamburger will seem like sirloin steak to a group of starved-hungry people. With the lack of any paranormal programming on the air, the debatable success of “Ghost Hunters” gives the illusion that it is “the next great thing” in paranormal-reality shows. But nothing can be father from the truth. According to hundreds I've interacted with via Internet Chatrooms, fans of the paranormal are “up-in-arms” from the complete lack of professionalism on the series and how it gives real paranormal investigators a bad name. Furthermore, over a hundred paranormal organizations and groups that I contacted also found the series to be “laughable”. The ongoing joke amidst fans of the paranormal about “Ghost Hunters” is that perhaps its TV audience is actually the product of Comedy Central viewers straying for a good laugh ever since “Dave Chappelle” cancelled his show. However, if the redeeming value in “Ghost Hunters” is its campy-comical relief, “SciFi Investigates” will surely cause those same viewers to completely tune out, offering no entertainment value whatsoever. Either because the SciFi executives are completely disconnected from their target audience, ignorant of the facts or their egos are blurring their sense of reality, the executives continue to completely alienate the true hardcore fans of the paranormal by allowing such content on the air.“SciFi Investigates” is but the latest twisted attempt at trying to present “investigations of the paranormal”, in the typical SciFi unprofessional sensationalistic manner. SciFi Channel claims that “SciFi Investigates” is a cross-between “In Search Of” and “C.S.I.”, which is an insult to both those great TV series. The so-called “experts” on SciFi's latest reality-romp consists of four individuals who are as much experts of the paranormal, as they are Nobel Prize Winners. The dialogue and comments by the investigative team is superficial, ignorant and shallow. The team appears unfocused, and at times expresses a know-it-all attitude that not only brings light to their lack of knowledge and inexperience as paranormal investigators, but expresses an egotistical borderline-narcissistic attitude. SciFi claims that their new series uses “forensic science” and “scientific methodology” to conduct their investigations, but speaking from a professional position of authority (I am a court-certified Forensic Scientist and Criminologist), I can safely say that they are using forensic science like a third grader using astrophysics to burn ants with a magnifying glass. They appear to be grasping at straws in an attempt to appear legitimate in their, for lack of a better word, “investigations”.Like “Ghost Hunters”, “SciFi Investigates” relies on a team of “unknown characters” that they are promoting as “investigators of the paranormal”.
I am truly dumbfounded why executives at SciFi prefer investigative amateurs and unknowns “in the world of the paranormal” over the “real” veteran experts known to all those who are fans of paranormal research. While two of the four team-members have some cursory experience with UFO-related phenomena, their extremely limited experience by no means qualifies them as “TRUE” paranormal investigators unlike the reputable veteran investigators/researchers that are familiar to us all. Some of the veteran experts purposely overlooked by SciFi include, Loren Coleman, a preeminent authority on cryptozoology and field investigations of unknown creatures/new species, including reports of Bigfoot, Lochness Monster and chupacabras. Another is Christopher Chacon, a long-time field investigator and researcher trained by the elite O.S.I.R., is without any doubt one of the most experienced and accomplished paranormal investigators alive, with access to thousands of cases worldwide of the most amazing and credible paranormal phenomena of every type. Still two more are Stanton Friedman and Timothy Good, arguably the best-known UFO/Extraterrestrial-visitation experts in the world, each having conducted countless investigations and research surrounding all types of Close Encounters. And finally Loyd Auerbach and William Roll, the only two academically certified Parapsychologists in the world, both who have authored critically acclaimed books and conducted countless field investigations and research surrounding poltergeists and psychic phenomena. Although these six experts are recognized amidst the paranormal/parapsychological community as being the most-credible, well-respected veteran experts in the world, SciFi executives have chosen to feature virtual unknowns and amateur paranormal investigators. None of the “SciFi Investigates” team-members were chosen because of their incomparable paranormal expertise and they certainly weren't chosen for their looks, with the exception perhaps of the female investigator. Reasons why they prefer NON-experts range from SciFi's need to manipulate the “reality-content” within each episode, to ensuring lower budgets with expendable characters. God forbid that SciFi would actually have to pay full-price for a legitimate veteran paranormal expert only to have them come to conclusions that are not inline with SciFi's episodic agenda.
SciFi boasts that the new series, follows in the footpath of their “successful paranormal specials”, but again the marketing wizards of SciFi and it's conglomerates (NBC/Universal & General Electric) are interpreting their own polls and data and placing their own promotional/marketing spin on their creatively-fledgling reality programming in hopes of better ratings (If they believe it enough, maybe it will manifest). Lets consider the source for both “SciFi Investigates” and “Ghost Hunters”; the “SciFi Channel” (i.e. Science Fiction Channel). The very idea of the SciFi Channel producing and presenting “reality-based content” is an oxymoron. The “Fi” in SciFi standing for “Fiction”, yet they wish to present content supposedly that gives a realistic view-point of investigating the paranormal. Not only is it obvious that any content produced and broadcast by a network that includes “Fiction” in it's name, is going to value sensationalism, orchestrated drama and “controlled” reality over “true-factual reality” and “scientific methodology”, but a broadcaster like SciFi Channel who must answer to it's parent-companies, “NBC/Universal” and “General Electric”, must ensure a high-rated show by “inserting drama” and fabricating the “reality” in any way necessary. To prove this fact, “SciFi Investigates” has been promoting itself by stating it is a NBC Media Production with access to the unlimited news/media resources of NBC to support its collection and investigation of paranormal events. This is an obvious and gratuitous attempt by SciFi at further creating the illusion that the content and more specifically, the investigations are legitimate and genuine. But even a fifth-grade level student can see that both the investigations and investigators in “SciFi Investigates” is the product of SciFi and NBC/Universal “imagineering” (a term used by Disney special effects wizards) pseudo-reality content to capitalize on the growing popularity of the paranormal and the lack of content to feed the demand. If I sound angry and frustrated, “I AM”! I am one of the very few once-bona fide skeptics who after viewing the first generation of TV documentaries that deal with the paranormal and reading the follow-up professional research on their investigations, finally came around and began considering the incredible possibility that “paranormal phenomena” exists.
However, now that SciFi and other recent networks have fore-the-most-part, raped the field of paranormal research for sensationalistic ratings, I have unfortunately lost all respect and credibility for today's reality-investigative TV programming. Why today's TV executives are unable to do what veteran TV executives were able to do in the '90's, is beyond me, but it is clear that they have lost all-connection with their target audience and the millions of hardcore fans of the “paranormal” and have systematically alienated their true long-term audience by producing and presenting such rubbish as “Ghost Hunters” and now “SciFi Investigates”. My biggest question regarding SciFi's low-standard TV content, is why can't their “Reality Programming Department” produce the same high quality content as their “Dramatic Scripted Department”? SciFi has and continues to create phenomenal scripted dramatic-programming that give the major networks a run for their money, yet their “Reality Department” is a sad excuse for filling airtime. Hundreds of those whom I have spoken with online agree with all my thoughts and consider SciFi's reality line-up as a joke, with the entertainment value of QVC or the Home Shopping Channel, (no disrespect to those two channels), but the only thing you get out of the SciFi reality shows, is certainly not a sense reality, but more like a sense of wasted time.
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