"IN WATERVILLE, Wednesday at 5:32 p.m., a woman said she was concerned that a certain taxi cab driver was drinking while driving on the job.

Thursday at 11:13 a.m., police responded to a report of a large rat lying dead in the street across from the old Harris Baking Company. The rat's carcass was disposed of.

6 p.m., a woman said she suspected someone had sabotaged her washing machine. A police investigation concluded that an imbalanced laundry load had caused the shaking.

Arrests

IN EMBDEN, Tuesday at 5:45 p.m., Brefney Way, 27, of Madison was arrested on charges of domestic assault and terrorizing."

Stupid is as stupid does...

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Why are some people so dumb?

And more importantly, how did they get that way? How do they keep jobs?

Someone sabotaged my heating pad. It kept warming up.

People are stuh range for sure.

The really sad part is that the police department actually sent someone by after getting the call.

How do you explain that?

"Hello...Yes. This is Edthyl Prude. I live on 123 Nimrod Lane. Yes, I think someone broke in my house. No..Nothing seems to be missing. No. Nothings damaged...Except that I think that they broke in and sabotaged my washer. It shakes really bad when it goes into spin cycle....I'm scared..."

"We'll send someone right over..just try and stay calm ma'am.."

Jane Prude would have been better.

I thought my washer was talking to me once, but it wasn't sabatoge that was involved.

Its a mystery to us all. Ive met my fair share of people who are lucky to even be alive.

Well, what can we say? This is Maine, ya know. I'm sure it can get pretty
boring up there...