When aliens would come to earth, what would be the first question you ask them?


My question would be:
“How many civilizations have you found until now?”

I don't think 'we' the people would be able to ask any questions. It'd be more of our government who would ask the questions. Though if these 'aliens' landed in some backwater village I'm sure they could make contact with humans. They might be able to interact, but I'm sure if they approached me they'd get a greeting filled with lead....

Coke or Pepsi?

Is there a God?

I would ask them: How did you get here?

And what took you so bloody long?

Best,
Badeskov

I would ask them for a ride in their spaceship but knowing my luck, I would probably be told to take an number because they are behind in their abduction quotas.

Bummer

Best,
Badeskov

"Who would win Tyson or Ali?"

whats your biochemistry? do you know the conditions needed for life to form? can you create life from non-life?

Touche

I will beat Morrison to this one: Where's the holideck?

My first question?

"How are you doing?"

My second?

"That must have been a long trip. Would you like a drink or something?"

CAN YOU GET ME OFF THIS CRAZY PLANET?

Hahaha, good one!

Best,
Badeskov

Yeah, but perhaps I can get them to do some exotic high speed maneuvers that throws them a week ahead into the future to where they'll come back and give me an update for certain information in my local newspaper.

If I can't get a ride in their spaceship, then I'll settle for some inside information regarding the next week's lottery numbers.

Now you are at it, would you mind asking them to bring a version of the Wall Street Journal as well? I would appreciate some short term investment advice

Best,
Badeskov

Holideck!!! oh the thoughts!!!
first year- starwars universe (AS A JEDI )
second year- lord of the rings universe ( wanna be a hobbit)
third year- james bond universe( as james bond )
forth years- south park universe ( how cool would that be!!!!)

Oh come on aliens!!! this is the only reason why i believe in you!

I am not a nerd, honest lol

What the hell are you talking about?

Do you watch startrek??

my question would be
is campbells soup supposed to be eaten with a spoon a fork or a spork?

oh!! chicken or the egg

Tyson - by an ear... Sorry couldn't resist - should of but didn't...

mine would be....



what's with the anal probes???????????

As for my actual question: There would be 3

1.) Can you help with the cure of cancer? (please...)
2.) Where is the Universe expanding too?
3.) What is the size in LY of the Universe?

Jj -

Can I buy one of those sports model? A test flight maybe if you dont mind. I'll exchange it with my house.

So what sort of scenario are you from{contrived, not real} and can you show me how to escape from mine? please.

So, have you guys found the holographic generater for the cosmos? and please tell me you can shut it off.

Wipe us all, this place is not worthy.

So can you go back to the past and make what was once one, one again? {whole}

There's so many, i don't think i could find just one.

i would say, take me home please

FC Bayern?

another one i would ask would be....



So how is Elvis doing and whens he coming back?

I would ask about the cattle mutilations. Seriously, wtf. Are they making some kind of disgusting smoothie? Then again, maybe I don't want to know.

LOL!!! A Bovine smoothie! Then again, we eat scrambled eggs. Those are just chicken periods. Maybe that's why aliens are abducting our women. They like scrambled human eggs... I know, I've grossed everyone out now. Enjoy your next course of eggs.

Damn you ......DAME YOU!!!!


I will never eat eggs again.




Another one i would ask would be....


Can you change form to look like a human? If yes can you transform into Eliza dushku and sign me up for the interspecies mating program?


quick note

my partner has just seen me type this message and is giving me the can of whoopass look so if i never show up on here again......AVENGE ME!!!!

Which is scarier?

Clowns or China Dolls?

Actually...

Maiden or Priest? \m/

HeeeeeeeeeeeHeeeeeeeeee!

Whats the difference? i mean really!

do you want a bonghit?

Were not suppoesed to talk about such things here

Can I see your ship?

Do you come in peace?..... If not can i have a 10 minute head start.

1. Tea anyone?

2. Made sure you didn't park on a double yellow line??

No, seriously....I'd probably ask them something silly like, how are you, or, where are you from? And if they haven't pulverized me by then, the first intelligent question would probably be whether they were able to provide us with a cheap, pollution-free, renewable energy-technology...

If it had to be a silly question i know we would be capable of this dumb question.....



A alien ship lands in your backyard some aliens come out to greet you. And the almighty dumb question would be........................ ARE YOU ALIENS??????

True!!!

The next dreaded dumb question would be...............



ARE YOU REAL?????