BIGFOOT!

The very name strikes terror in the hearts of american citizens and enflames curiosity by both scientists and citizens alike. This elusive creature has evaded detection for centuries and even to this day, we know little (if not nothing) of this beast. Why is it that we can find no evidence of bigfoot or of his or predecessors? Is he just so anal or polite as to pick up his wastes and droppings? Why are their no bigfeet bones to account for? Here I stand today to answer the latter of these questions: no bones. It is quite simple...Bigfoot does not need to mate..Bigfoot reproduces ASEXUALLY! Thats right, bigfoot undergoes a form of mitosis (splits in two) at a certain age to produce a smaller, younger looking, stronger, and more willy bigfoot. Why do we see no multible bigfeet nor their bones once they die? SIMPLE! The new bigfoot and its parent fight for the right of the new one to live. The new one usually will be able to subdue the weaker and older one, and once the new bigfoot wins they commece La ceremonia de las que tienen pies grandes as it is so beautifully named. In this ancient ritual, the newer eats the older bigfoot, bone and all. And once the new bigfoot becomes of age, they will repeat the process.

thats the stupidest thing i ever heard

hahahaha

isnt it just so rediculous?

gosh I amaze myself

you didnt mean for people to take it seriously did you?

ohh i see... this was in jokes and humor. i thought it was in cryptozoology. lol my bad.

hahaha, yeah, i was about to say...

"The ceremony of the ones that have large feet"

Wow, reading that makes me feel like I just got smoked across the head with a phonebook again.

Good job

It makes sense. A little bit too much sense. ¬_¬

I have...how you say...sources

>_>