Right.
I have a lot of information to tell you, and not a lot of time to do it. I am forty three years old and I am now a wanted man. All others involved in this have undergone a series of rather convinient "unfortunate accidents", and I fear I may be next.
Here is what I have to say in a nutshell: Area 51 as we know it is a false front fabricated by the government to cover up all traces of the real Area 51. Vans may go in and out, and you may see planes coming from it, but the buildings in Nevada are empty. The area is guarded but there is nothing there to guard. Those of you who are fortunate enough to get inside would be disappointed - there is nothing there.
Where is the real base, I hear you ask?
In a very convinient and unexpected location. It seems logical - if there is to be a secret government base, wouldn't they make it a non descript location rather than a place that is in popular culture at all times? I do not know the exact location - every time I travelled there I was blindfolded, and it was made sure I didn't know the exact address.
But I do know what country. It is in Japan, a 30 minute drive from the outskirts of Osaka. I was taken here by government officials following a U.F.O sighting that was receiving a little too much attention in where I used to live.
I fear that now I have begun telling the secrets of this awful place, I am to be disposed of.
More information of the real Area 51 will be disclosed later. Right now I need to get out of where I am. I have been in this paticular location for long enough.
Goodbye for now.
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I'm picturing Jack Black with his hands on the sides of his face going "cookoo - cookoo" ... 
Certainly this is the very best medium through which to reveal monumental secrets. Kudos.
My only advice is to create a hat to keep secret spy satellites from being able to track your location and movements through the chip located in your cerebellum.
What to made it out of you might ask? Certainly not tinfoil, thats a load of garbage and a lie perpetuated by the government itself. The only way to keep yourself safe is to put your head in a garbage bag and use duct tape to make it air tight by wrapping it around your neck.
And no peeking, eye holes let the satellites rays in..
What to made it out of you might ask? Certainly not tinfoil, thats a load of garbage and a lie perpetuated by the government itself. The only way to keep yourself safe is to put your head in a garbage bag and use duct tape to make it air tight by wrapping it around your neck.
And no peeking, eye holes let the satellites rays in..
QUOTE(Mr Jefferson @ Dec 24 2006, 05:04 PM) [snapback]1473170[/snapback]
Right.
I have a lot of information to tell you, and not a lot of time to do it. I am forty three years old and I am now a wanted man. All others involved in this have undergone a series of rather convinient "unfortunate accidents", and I fear I may be next.
Here is what I have to say in a nutshell: Area 51 as we know it is a false front fabricated by the government to cover up all traces of the real Area 51. Vans may go in and out, and you may see planes coming from it, but the buildings in Nevada are empty. The area is guarded but there is nothing there to guard. Those of you who are fortunate enough to get inside would be disappointed - there is nothing there.
Where is the real base, I hear you ask?
In a very convinient and unexpected location. It seems logical - if there is to be a secret government base, wouldn't they make it a non descript location rather than a place that is in popular culture at all times? I do not know the exact location - every time I travelled there I was blindfolded, and it was made sure I didn't know the exact address.
But I do know what country. It is in Japan, a 30 minute drive from the outskirts of Osaka. I was taken here by government officials following a U.F.O sighting that was receiving a little too much attention in where I used to live.
I fear that now I have begun telling the secrets of this awful place, I am to be disposed of.
More information of the real Area 51 will be disclosed later. Right now I need to get out of where I am. I have been in this paticular location for long enough.
Goodbye for now.
I have a lot of information to tell you, and not a lot of time to do it. I am forty three years old and I am now a wanted man. All others involved in this have undergone a series of rather convinient "unfortunate accidents", and I fear I may be next.
Here is what I have to say in a nutshell: Area 51 as we know it is a false front fabricated by the government to cover up all traces of the real Area 51. Vans may go in and out, and you may see planes coming from it, but the buildings in Nevada are empty. The area is guarded but there is nothing there to guard. Those of you who are fortunate enough to get inside would be disappointed - there is nothing there.
Where is the real base, I hear you ask?
In a very convinient and unexpected location. It seems logical - if there is to be a secret government base, wouldn't they make it a non descript location rather than a place that is in popular culture at all times? I do not know the exact location - every time I travelled there I was blindfolded, and it was made sure I didn't know the exact address.
But I do know what country. It is in Japan, a 30 minute drive from the outskirts of Osaka. I was taken here by government officials following a U.F.O sighting that was receiving a little too much attention in where I used to live.
I fear that now I have begun telling the secrets of this awful place, I am to be disposed of.
More information of the real Area 51 will be disclosed later. Right now I need to get out of where I am. I have been in this paticular location for long enough.
Goodbye for now.
Well, make sure you get rid of that computer you used to write this message as well. You know that IP address is being tracked.
In fact, you'd better not post here anymore at all. A place with a name like Unexplained Mysteries is most certainly being monitored by the men in black constantly. If you post any more of this, they'll find you through your IP (believe me, they've got mine, and I hold my tongue).
But you've got time, especially tonight, to get away.
You sound like you're military. If so, you know that the majority of military intel and NORAD is assisting the FAA in tracking Santa Claus on his annual journey through congested international airspace. His vehicle is currently streaking accross Western Europe's airspace, and NORAD and U.S. Intel will be very busy for the next 10-12 hours following him...
Good luck.
Assuming he returns to us unharmed, this thread can be continued in the U.F.O. forum.
So...are you involved in the disclosure project?
QUOTE(Mr Jefferson @ Dec 24 2006, 05:04 PM) [snapback]1473170[/snapback]
Right.
I have a lot of information to tell you, and not a lot of time to do it. I am forty three years old and I am now a wanted man. All others involved in this have undergone a series of rather convinient "unfortunate accidents", and I fear I may be next.
Here is what I have to say in a nutshell: Area 51 as we know it is a false front fabricated by the government to cover up all traces of the real Area 51. Vans may go in and out, and you may see planes coming from it, but the buildings in Nevada are empty. The area is guarded but there is nothing there to guard. Those of you who are fortunate enough to get inside would be disappointed - there is nothing there.
Where is the real base, I hear you ask?
In a very convinient and unexpected location. It seems logical - if there is to be a secret government base, wouldn't they make it a non descript location rather than a place that is in popular culture at all times? I do not know the exact location - every time I travelled there I was blindfolded, and it was made sure I didn't know the exact address.
But I do know what country. It is in Japan, a 30 minute drive from the outskirts of Osaka. I was taken here by government officials following a U.F.O sighting that was receiving a little too much attention in where I used to live.
I fear that now I have begun telling the secrets of this awful place, I am to be disposed of.
More information of the real Area 51 will be disclosed later. Right now I need to get out of where I am. I have been in this paticular location for long enough.
Goodbye for now.
I have a lot of information to tell you, and not a lot of time to do it. I am forty three years old and I am now a wanted man. All others involved in this have undergone a series of rather convinient "unfortunate accidents", and I fear I may be next.
Here is what I have to say in a nutshell: Area 51 as we know it is a false front fabricated by the government to cover up all traces of the real Area 51. Vans may go in and out, and you may see planes coming from it, but the buildings in Nevada are empty. The area is guarded but there is nothing there to guard. Those of you who are fortunate enough to get inside would be disappointed - there is nothing there.
Where is the real base, I hear you ask?
In a very convinient and unexpected location. It seems logical - if there is to be a secret government base, wouldn't they make it a non descript location rather than a place that is in popular culture at all times? I do not know the exact location - every time I travelled there I was blindfolded, and it was made sure I didn't know the exact address.
But I do know what country. It is in Japan, a 30 minute drive from the outskirts of Osaka. I was taken here by government officials following a U.F.O sighting that was receiving a little too much attention in where I used to live.
I fear that now I have begun telling the secrets of this awful place, I am to be disposed of.
More information of the real Area 51 will be disclosed later. Right now I need to get out of where I am. I have been in this paticular location for long enough.
Goodbye for now.
Riiiight.
Do you have actual proof of this? You can't come on here saying that. I mean we need proof of this. =/ Just saying dude.
Yep, we believe you!!! NEEEEEEEXT! 
I assume "they" got to him.
QUOTE(Mr Jefferson @ Dec 24 2006, 10:04 PM) [snapback]1473170[/snapback]
I fear that now I have begun telling the secrets of this awful place, I am to be disposed of.
Goodbye for now.
Goodbye for now.
They're coming to get you.
Be very afraid.
He has no time for us.....I have no time for him.
Use your brain....
Use your brain....
If I ever stumbled across some terrifying government secret, this would be the first place I'd come to reveal the horrible truth.
Damn - he missed his medication again - Hey MIW (Men In White) (jackets) ... He's over here!!!!!
Jeez tough crowd 
QUOTE(WaltFreakinWhitman @ Dec 25 2006, 02:13 AM) [snapback]1473298[/snapback]
Jeez tough crowd
Old material.
He has time to look for a website titled "Unexplained Mysteries", register on a forum, and post on a forum. No time my ass.
and this one time at band camp..............................
QUOTE(Mr Jefferson @ Dec 25 2006, 09:04 AM) [snapback]1473170[/snapback]
Right.
I have a lot of information to tell you, and not a lot of time to do it. I am forty three years old and I am now a wanted man. All others involved in this have undergone a series of rather convinient "unfortunate accidents", and I fear I may be next.
Here is what I have to say in a nutshell: Area 51 as we know it is a false front fabricated by the government to cover up all traces of the real Area 51. Vans may go in and out, and you may see planes coming from it, but the buildings in Nevada are empty. The area is guarded but there is nothing there to guard. Those of you who are fortunate enough to get inside would be disappointed - there is nothing there.
Where is the real base, I hear you ask?
In a very convinient and unexpected location. It seems logical - if there is to be a secret government base, wouldn't they make it a non descript location rather than a place that is in popular culture at all times? I do not know the exact location - every time I travelled there I was blindfolded, and it was made sure I didn't know the exact address.
But I do know what country. It is in Japan, a 30 minute drive from the outskirts of Osaka. I was taken here by government officials following a U.F.O sighting that was receiving a little too much attention in where I used to live.
I fear that now I have begun telling the secrets of this awful place, I am to be disposed of.
More information of the real Area 51 will be disclosed later. Right now I need to get out of where I am. I have been in this paticular location for long enough.
Goodbye for now.
I have a lot of information to tell you, and not a lot of time to do it. I am forty three years old and I am now a wanted man. All others involved in this have undergone a series of rather convinient "unfortunate accidents", and I fear I may be next.
Here is what I have to say in a nutshell: Area 51 as we know it is a false front fabricated by the government to cover up all traces of the real Area 51. Vans may go in and out, and you may see planes coming from it, but the buildings in Nevada are empty. The area is guarded but there is nothing there to guard. Those of you who are fortunate enough to get inside would be disappointed - there is nothing there.
Where is the real base, I hear you ask?
In a very convinient and unexpected location. It seems logical - if there is to be a secret government base, wouldn't they make it a non descript location rather than a place that is in popular culture at all times? I do not know the exact location - every time I travelled there I was blindfolded, and it was made sure I didn't know the exact address.
But I do know what country. It is in Japan, a 30 minute drive from the outskirts of Osaka. I was taken here by government officials following a U.F.O sighting that was receiving a little too much attention in where I used to live.
I fear that now I have begun telling the secrets of this awful place, I am to be disposed of.
More information of the real Area 51 will be disclosed later. Right now I need to get out of where I am. I have been in this paticular location for long enough.
Goodbye for now.
Can I have your stuff?
One of us should have an ambulance sent to this man's house.
So I see you are fishing, Mr. Jefferson...sorry I ain't biting!!!
If its true, great.
However the government may/will be able to track who has read this, and posted on it, and come looking
Bring it on
However the government may/will be able to track who has read this, and posted on it, and come looking
Bring it on
(sigh)
43 years old and you decide oh crap im a wanted man. I KNOW i will go on a internet forum and tell the folks there im a wanted man.
great plan
43 years old and you decide oh crap im a wanted man. I KNOW i will go on a internet forum and tell the folks there im a wanted man.
great plan
Well, after watching a documentary on Area 51, fully understanding the consequences of what may or may not be there... they said that whatever it was that was moved out, was moved to the Utah mountains. Where if you think about it, after all, if the area is too 'mountanious' maybe too hard to get to. After all the time spent in the desert to do 'what they do' to perfect whatever. You know about the 'Raptor' jet fighter being one step forward further than the
'Stealth'.
How much further can you take it? Or do you?
As for Japan? No way is anything leaving this country, under any circumstance. I really doubt that.
'Stealth'.
How much further can you take it? Or do you?
As for Japan? No way is anything leaving this country, under any circumstance. I really doubt that.
QUOTE(~PFlack~ @ Dec 25 2006, 02:23 PM) [snapback]1473488[/snapback]
As for Japan? No way is anything leaving this country, under any circumstance. I really doubt that.
EXACTLY! It is something nobody expects! Now does anybody hear my point? The thing about the utah mountains is just giving more publicity to area 51 in nevada. the real base is somewhere outside osaka.
QUOTE(Mr Jefferson @ Dec 25 2006, 09:30 AM) [snapback]1473490[/snapback]
EXACTLY! It is something nobody expects! Now does anybody hear my point? The thing about the utah mountains is just giving more publicity to area 51 in nevada. the real base is somewhere outside osaka.
Okay, after careful consideration though. Look at it this way, ( I just thought of this ). If they developed a 'backwards engineered' craft after taking an idea from some potential 'u.f.o.', and it was at about the level of a stealth bomber, (not the newer stealth plane but the older bomber). That is the equivalent to what they hide, when the SR-71 Blackbird was exposed and publicized.
If you take the U2 spy plane, the SR-71 is almost classified as an idea taken from a u.f.o., so each classification gets more advanced as the decades go by. But, finally after they developed and built the 'Raptor' stealth fighter, the only thing left to do is make it remote control instead of manned pilots.
You don't go further than that. So why not transfer "old stuff" to Japan, out of the country for storage, top dollar, stealth secrets, N.Koreas nuclear threat ect, and anything they can use for underwater passage from Alaska across the North Pacific.
Then why not tranfer the 'new stuff' to Utah.
So Mr.Jefferson, I ask you this: do you think they meant to make you think you were out to observe the 'old' used stuff that we were using in the seventies, or sixties, before we had even a 'stealth' bomber?
If so, if your not really 'wanted', it's really because they have the 'new stuff' in Utah, and they don't want you getting any 'ideas' to compromise any and all, more advanced projects that you know and they know, they don't want Japan having?
Otherwise, I woul'd see you as wanted, and someone who may be capable of espionage, spying, and compromising National Security.
Shouldn't I?
The Air Force is still this buisness of "what can we think up next?" kind of people in that situation. So hide the new stuff you can't make crafts or stealth technology for anymore, and work more on speed or invisiblity.
Right? Maybe a runway dug out of a mountain vertically straight up. Why not - aren't they capable by now?
Your on the run and have time to come back to a forum and chat to us?
Also if you are in serious trouble which i doubt why are you on here telling other people on a internet forum.
Also if you are in serious trouble which i doubt why are you on here telling other people on a internet forum.
Mr. Jefferson, unless you expand on whatever point you are making, there is going to be very little to keep this thread open.
jesus am i in the right place i think i must have press the wrong button bye bye you loonies!!!
I think I have seen something similar to this a number of times...
QUOTE
-I, I don't have a whole lot of time. Um, OK, I'm a former employee of Area 51. I, I was let go on a medical discharge about a week ago and, and... I've kind of been running across the country. Um, um, Damn, I don't know where to start, they're, they're gonna, um, they'll triangulate on this position really really soon. OK, um, um, OK, what we're thinking of as, as aliens, uh, they're extradimensional beings, that, an earlier precursor of the, um, space program they made contact with. They are not what they claim to be. Uh, they've infiltrated a, a lot of aspects of, of, of the military establishment, particularly the Area 51. The disasters that are coming, they, the military, I'm sorry, the government knows about them. And there's a lot of safe areas in this world that they could begin moving the population to now. They are not! They want those major population centers wiped out so that the few that are left will be more easily controllable...oh god, they're here. Please...let everyone know...
aaha! Mr. Jefferson... we've finally found you. Our plan was perfect.. by placing the roswell alien corpses with the chinkies or er japos..we thought no snooping american would ever find out! It was fool poof, until you came along. Mr Jefferson you have stood in the way of plans for the last time.
Being that Mr. Jefferson has already been back to this site and seen fit to leave nothing beyond a small blurb, and that this thread has generated little more than three pages of roast humor, this thread is closed. If the OP believes he has a reason to re-open it, he may contact the moderators and present his case.
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