I loved hearing people's more funnier moments in life. So, If you have some embarrassing moments you like to share I love to hear them. You or about someone you know

One of my favorites is from a friend of mine, she has a four year old daughter. She was standing in line one day at the grocery store. Her daughter standing behind her, (only about 3 feet tall, hint) anyway my friend had some gas and let one puff out. Then her four year old said out loud, pewed mom you stink, and waving her hand by her butt. she said everyone just looked at her, but what can you do, she was so embarrass.
But there is a lesson, for all you out there with young kids, if you are in a line and you must relieve yourself, do you and your kid a favor make sure they are standing infront of you.lol

My story is too long to tell, but I will say that it involves getting locked out of my house and an old man's blue velcro shoes.

One time when I was getting my nails done my four year old was sitting next to me. I am divorced and remarried and so he's going "I have two daddies."

Okay, in all humor I'll tattle on myself. One happened about 3 weeks ago. I was in a store looking at things to buy my then 5-day old niece. I found a really cute outfit. I knew my hubby was in the next dept. over. I spotted him, but then something else caught my eye. I was checking out whatever it was...I forget what it was cause what happened next embarrassed the you-know out of me. Not really double checking that my hubby hadn't moved, I walked right up to the gentleman standing where I last knew H to be. I said, "Honey, what do you think of this for the new baby?" The man not missing a beat said, "It's cute, but I don't think my wife would appreciate hearing you call me honey. Much less asking me about a new baby!!!"

And from when H & I were first married. He left for work early in the morning, so I packed him a lunch & walked him to his truck to kiss him bood-bye. I closed the door behind me...locking it!!! I of course didn't not realize this til my he drove out of sight! So here I am in my pjs, I'm getting cold cause it's like 5AM, I'm locked out of our apartment & the only way in is the 2nd floor window I had partially open. I had to climb a tree in my pjs!!! Half way up to the window, garbage truck shows up! 3 guys get to see me climbing a tree in my pjs! UGH!!! Least I was younger & slimmer then!!! Forget about me climbing in trees any time soon!

Long story short: Me, Mom, eat lunch, Mexican, bookstore after, she sneezed and farted at same time when we walked inside.

And from when H & I were first married. He left for work early in the morning, so I packed him a lunch & walked him to his truck to kiss him bood-bye. I closed the door behind me...locking it!!! I of course didn't not realize this til my he drove out of sight! So here I am in my pjs, I'm getting cold cause it's like 5AM, I'm locked out of our apartment & the only way in is the 2nd floor window I had partially open. I had to climb a tree in my pjs!!! Half way up to the window, garbage truck shows up! 3 guys get to see me climbing a tree in my pjs! UGH!!! Least I was younger & slimmer then!!! Forget about me climbing in trees any time soon!


LMAO They must have thought you were crazy....thats a cute story

A few months ago, I slipped and fell in the shower, and ended up badly spraining my ankle. I thought it was broken at the time, and my mom had to come help me out of the shower, help me get dressed, and take me to the hospital. Yeah...she saw some stuff she didn't need to see. Everyone says, "You don't have anything she doesn't," but still.

^^She's your mother, she cleaned that when you were a baby!

True, but still... I doubt her body is the same as when she was a baby.

Well I wouldn't be embarrassed about my mommy seeing me nekkid.

Course I run around here nekkid all the time.

It's freeing baby.

LOL

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Oh, gosh! Where do I start? I would have to say my most embarrassing moment was when I was at our church. I wore a half slip under my dress with elastic that was stretched out. After Sunday School, I was talking to my daughter's teacher when I heard a "snap" and down came my slip in a pile at my feet!! I was mortified; I didn't know what to do...so without taking my eyes off her teacher, I reached down, picked up my slip and placed it in my purse. We kept talking but all I could think about was how I wanted a hole to appear and swallow me up! She was very nice and never said anything, but I bet she had a good laugh when I was gone.

I would have looked down then looked at the teacher and said, "now you're turn!"

Nothing is as bad as when you have a group of people at your house and the kids are playing flashlight tag outside and yours brings what he thinks is a flashlight out of your bedroom..loudly proclaiming and waving it around.. "MOM! this doesn't work!!"

Yeah that's embarrassing....to the kids!

I bet it had Deppmeister written on the side with a sharpie....

I should've thought of that....

you have one too?

I had lost a lot of weight and dressed in a hurry in a pants outfit I seldom wore. As the day wore on my pants became looser from wear and finally fell down as I stood in front of open bus doors about to climb on board the bus, with a large group of people behind me also waiting to board.

It was the seventies and I had smiley face underwear on.

Three.

LOL

Ok this one is a little racy for me, but here it goes. This was more embarassing for my husband, but embarassing for me as well. We were in one of those little novelty stores in the mall, maybe Spencers, and in the back they always have those "adult" novelty gifts. You know those things you always look at and laugh about. I was waiting in line at the checkout and my husband came up really close behind me and whispered closely in my ear, "Hey Baby, they got some Virgin Again lotion over there, haha!".

Only...

It wasn't me.

I turned around from where I was actually standing near the front of the store to hear, "Oh my God, I am so sorry!" and see my husband stumbling backwards from this woman who was laughing and holding out her hand saying, "It's ok, it's OK!" My husband was pale and looked like he was about to pass out, holding onto racks while he stumbled out of the store. I caught up with him when he was about to leave, completely in the dark as to what had happened. Glancing back the poor lady was still laughing, thankfully a very good sport.

Occasionally my husband will still come up behind me and utter that dreadful phrase in my ear, he just makes sure it's really me before he says it.

^^^ That's a classic!!!

Hmm.. I used to play in band back in elementary school.. Well we were doing a concert and I was part of a duet (America the beautiful) on trumpet. There were a couple hundred people there because they had parents and kids from a few different schools. So I go up, and we start playing, and my trumpet makes this loud gurgling sound.. turns out I forgot to empty the spit valve. We had to start the duet over, and I already had the reputation of being the klutz beforehand... Nobody mentioned it after the concert but it was pretty embarassing.

Thanks everyone who gave an embarrassing story, it is fun to read and to beable to look back and laugh in a good way at the 'oops' in our lives. Those were all great stories.

I think I have the world's most embarrassing story but its really embarrassing and gross.

Come on just tell the story please. I need a good laugh, I don't mind being grossed out just tell it.

tee hee hee

needs delete feature lol

I've had a few. One I'm prepared to mention is being mistaken for a burglar...in my own home!
I used to live in a flat above a mechanics workshop on the corner of two main roads. On hot nights my flatmate and I would climb out the lounge windows and sit on the awning that spread over the pavement, drinking, smoking, yakking. One night, as we climbed back through the windows, somebody must have seen us and decided to ring the police. I was watching tv, my flatmate was in his room reading. Suddenly a strong beam of light shone into the flat...the police helicopter. Moments later squad cars arrived and torchlights were shining up at the lounge windows. My flatmate and I raced to look outside, there's something worth watching here, only to find the police staring back at us. They ordered us to come down, we pointed out where the front door was, just around the corner officers, and we raced down the stairs to reassure them that, yes, we rent this place. Fancy a Kahlua? They cops looked so disappointed. Funnily enough, we must have been believable because they didn't even ask for ID. That's what I call civil liberty.

LOL ex you poor guy. I would lmao if they used the stun gun on you

Come on! I told about the virgin again lotion!!!

Explorer, good story! Suprising they didn't check your ID. I had the same kind of thing happen to me, but a little different. My husband and I were in my old car, a little white convertible. We pulled into our house and maybe five officers pulled in behind us with the lights on, one blocking us in the drive and the rest in front of the house. They asked us where we'd been, we told them grocery shopping, one told us they were looking for suspects in a white convertible who may have robbed someone and they drove off. They didn't check to see if we had grocery bags or anything, I guess they believed us based on the look of astonishment on our faces. If not I suppose they knew where we lived... My neighbors had some questions, yeah.

When i walked straight in on my mother in law while she was taking a crappa one day...I tell ya, she never locks that dam door.

some of these stories are very

I saw the guy I had a crush on so I tried to be cool and did the moon walk. Then some kid threw a volleyball at the wall and it bounced off and hit me in the head. The guy I had a crush on laughed and walked away. The end!

Smooth move Icey

Why do I get satisfaction from seeing other people screw up?

Here is one of mine, I have many embarrassing moments,.I can't stop embarrassing myself. This one isn't so bad but still embarrassing, I done way worst to myself. I heard this has happen to others too, so I am not the only one.

Well I am number 5 out of 12 kids. About 4 of us and my dad decided to go to the beach one day. I was 15 and the other 3 siblings were younger. Well they were boogieboarding and I wanted to go out to the sand bar that was past where the waves were breaking. Rough area and a drop off before the sand bar. I was doing good for a while but then this big wave slam into me before I was ready and so I didn't drive in the wave. Anyway, it pulled me down and i rolled against the bottom of the ocean floor, got some scrapes. Well I finally got back up but I was out of breath and I was cought etc, trying to catch my breath. I could hear yelling, I looked towards the land, (I cuoldn't see very good, had sea water in my eye which burn and blurred my vision) but I saw my dad on shore walking toward the water, he was yelling at me, but I couldn't hear what he was saying. I kept saying What? He then finally pointed down at the water, finally I looked down and saw my bikini top was gone. I duck back in the water, I looked all around for it, but didn't see it. I swimmed closer to shore, to where my dad could reach me (he couldn't swim, so he could only go so far out) he gave me a towel, so I wrap myself up in it and then came out of the water. Everyone was staring at me. I don't know how long I was standing there out of the water, of course, my brothers and sisters thought it was great, actually I got a good laugh after I caught my breath a little. But out of all people it had to be my dad, how embarrassing.

I had about two minutes of doing this: Before I could read the rest of your story. Wow!

That's pretty embarassing, that walk in to the shore must have been a rough one!

One that comes to mind is when my dog was a puppy and he was into chewing anything or everything within reach. Well one day the gas and electricity man came to the door to read the metre, I came out of the living room to answer the door and out the corner of my eye saw a trail of chewed up tampons right out of the box strung along the hall and up the stairs

Click to view attachment hehe

So did you run to pick them up , or answer the door first ?

Hmmm...
My first day at work like three weeks ago, I was getting down a very heavy bike for a customer. Now, I'm neither very tall nor strong, so I dont know why I was doing this, even though he was like 6'2. Anyway, my cute manager poked me as I was doing this (jokingly) and I dropped the bike, which then hit the customer in the head, who was then out of it for ten minutes.

It was very much of a ".......whoops" moment.

However, manager took the blame for the large complaint I had filed against me.

Wow that sux ...... whats your manager doing poking you while your taking down a bike anyway ?

I don't know till this day.
I got him back though...tripped him when he was flirting with a "guest" (target talk)

You ever have a dream that you go to work in your underwear or go to school naked...........well i did it for real.

It was in the middle of summer, I was late for work. I threw my pants on the couch next to my papers. I was so late that I ran out of the house in my boxer shorts and drove to work. I got out and ran into the building when i noticed i was in my boxers still.

There was a bunch of people there staring......I said I had to go home cause I forgot my pants. So i left and came back with my pants on.........I still get teased over that.

I was going to come back with my pants draped over my shoulder, and say "phew, got my pants now"

Oh hehehe how embarrasing...

At my school though, our group has boxer days...the whole safety in numbers thing.




I love that

Hahaha

some of these are priceless

I should post a story of my own, I'm just too lazy now. Late maybe.

I'm certain that we wait with baited breath.....

My most embarassing moment would have to be the time my mum asked me to go down the bakery and buy half a dozen jam donuts and I came back with lamingtons.

Well well well....my most embarrassing moment will have to be when I took a school trip to the Australian Capital Territory, lol...I will try to keep this short...

It started off when a mate and I spotted this really good looking lady working in this shop, we both like head over heals with her, we were talking to each other that we should get a photo with her. There was one catch we didn't want to ask, so after hours of debating who should go and ask her, I finally gave in!....but b4 i did, my mate stayed behind keeping his distance but in view at all times....then I thought i'm not doing this on me own! So when I walk up to her I said
"hey how are ya?...i was wondering my friend over there *Pointing to my mate and looking more stupid then ever with a camera hanging down from his neck* he's kinda shy but he would love to take a photo of you!" LMAO My mate went bright red then the lady look at me in a puzzling way and said
"sorry guys!...no way!.."...Since this was in a public place everyone including the staff was smirking, even some of them started to laugh!....we both walk out of the shop with red faces and disappointed because we never got tht picture of her!

It's kinda of a scary moment, but let's just say it involves a golf course, 3 more guys with me, a stomach ache, cold hot dog and an attack of diahrrea

The guitarist in my band shat himself on stage once

...sorry...I just couldn't stop laughing at that one