After studying this planet for 56 years I have gained super computer status. Ask me anything and it will be answered....Just the way Mother Earth told me.

What is the square root of 36?

some may say the answer is 6.....

but the earth tells me that roots are not square in nature. (but she has told me that japan is work on making square roots)

Why do I have the sudden urge of streaking out naked?

Chicken.

why do I think this topic is gonna be closed soon? find me an answer for that! lol

because you're a human! humans are born naked, and want to stay that way!

or in other words...


move to San Francisco, and you can run around naked all you want.

because the mods may think im joking, but im serious. and this IS the ancient mystery forums, and i am here to answer ancient mystery questions.

Why did you ask this? Why did u start this topic?

i started this topic to help young minds grow into ripe cherries.


and also because i am a bored lonely old man.

who really built the pyramids, and if it was the egyptians did they have help?

they were built by just plain old Egyptians. or more so..they were built FOR the Egyptians..with a little help from the jews...




or maybe alot of help.......

What will happen in 2007?

I predict rain.

judging from the past...........


what will happen in 2007 will be just the same that happened in 2006....and in 1993...and in 1956...


life will go on. events will happen. people will forget. people forgive and forget easily.

What is your name?

Why do I have a feeling that this thread is going to go downhill pretty soon. Oh-well, might as well enjoy it while it lasts.

Why do Kamakazee pilots wear helmets? Why do so many people enjoy anime? How come if you laugh hard enough while drinking something it comes out of your nose? Why are some people stupid? What would happen if I drank coke and poprocks? Why do you say you can answer any question?

And why do I have a horrible feeling that you look up all of these answers on the internet?

1. i have no idea why it would go downhill. but thats up to you..im jsut here to answer questions.

2.the wear helmets so just in case the hit their head on the ride to the destination, they are not marked unconscious, and they can finish their mission.

3.people enjoy anime because they relate to the situations that the heroes go through. most animes are about a yonug boy who wants to achive big goals, and in the process, gain great morals, friends, and fall in love. that is every 14 year olds dream.

4.milk comes out of your nose from pressure.

5.some people are stupid because we are animals. animals are not perfect.

6.nothing will happen with that combination i have tried it)

7.because i can answer any question.

8.im sorry you dont trust me.

my name starts with an H, the middle has a T, and the end is an R.

I've got one: what is my real name?

And the correct answer for the kamakazee question was that their radio is in their helmets.

Then you are Hathor.

i dont know...i never claimed to by physic.

i wish!

but you have the correct number of letters.

those are very stupid answers though

they were stupid questions!

There are no stupid questions.

are aliens real

was the moon landing a hoax

How did god create the earth is 7 days and we have dinosaur fossils when they are never mentioned in the bible

if god is all knowing and all powerful why does he allow such hatred and pain to be done.

...only stupid people... (Old joke)

1.yes

2.god didn't...because it is not real.

3.there is pain and hatred because those are animal instincts for survival, eating, and mating. god is not real.

ok, i have to go to work now, but ill be back later to answer more!

PS...

if there are no stupid questions, then there are no stupid answers.

happy new year all.

Hector?

think someone who shoots deer

Hector was a good guess...all I could think of was Hitler... lol

edit:
Hunter!!

Hunter?

yes!

ok, now im late for work, ill be back tonight

Pshhh..... and I can't believe I actually thought you were psychic. What a waste.

What is the question to the answer, 42?

No cop outs, see Hitchiker's Guide.

How many grams is 1 oz?
what is a "neutron star"?
is "Neutronium" real?

so you can answer any question eh? alright. what happens when we die, is there alien life in outerspace, are there parallel universes, how many dimensions are there, how many cities are there in the world, how many albino crows are there in the world, and how can you even claim to be able to answer every question there is?

LOL in Australia i hope

Question: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood?

If we are all God's children then why was Jesus so special.

You claim to know everything about the earth then what is the exact coords of Atlantis.

what will happen want you cant evade questions with stupid answears?

And than every one thinks your stupid for trying to sound wise like gandalf the grey.

You know the only computer that can answear any question is the "GOOGLE SUPER COMPUTER"

I would also like to know if Atlantis was based off of somewhere real, and if so, where and when? While we are at it, is the bigfoot/yeti types real? Are there any still around?

I put my keys down last night, the wife has moved them, I can't find them, and she's gone to work, where are my keys?

What is my last name?

What would Triumpth say if he knew about this thread ?

He wouldn't say anything - he'd just poop on it!!!

BTW, anyone can answer any question - you're all assuming the OP said he would answer them correctly. He didn't.

Please contrast the theories of mantle plume v. hotspot, describing the potential VEI of a subsequent caldera? Are there any other known volcanic mechanism's responsible for a super-volcano other that those mentioned? Describe a scorria cone and how it differs from a cinder cone?

I'mstill waiting for the location of my keys.... I've almost run out of milk and need to go to the garage for more!

9 Questions of Mine

1. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

2. Is there another word for synonym?

3. Will your answer to this question be no? (hehe)

4. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

5. Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?

6. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

7. If a man washes a dish, and no woman is around to see it, did it happen?

8. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

9. If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?