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KBA
(Results may vary).

I figured we need a human as well as a computer to answer questions, no?
jesspy
You are both going to get your threads closed but here is question just for kicks

How much would could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
KBA
QUOTE(jesspy @ Jan 1 2007, 01:43 AM) [snapback]1480924[/snapback]
You are both going to get your threads closed but here is question just for kicks

How much would could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood


If an average woodchuck could chuck wood, it would be able to chuck about half its weight in wood every day.
_Nyx_
What is my middle name?
girty1600
QUOTE(_Nyx_ @ Dec 31 2006, 09:05 PM) [snapback]1480950[/snapback]
What is my middle name?



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Mine too!
Please Explain
QUOTE(_Nyx_ @ Jan 1 2007, 02:05 AM) [snapback]1480950[/snapback]
What is my middle name?

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Mine too!

Both " Y "
kendra's paradigm
how long have i been married
_Nyx_
QUOTE(Please Explain @ Dec 31 2006, 09:39 PM) [snapback]1480990[/snapback]
Both " Y "



you're psychic too?

there is no " Y " in my middle name though
Shankpin
How much would could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?


QUOTE(KBA @ Dec 31 2006, 07:51 PM) [snapback]1480935[/snapback]
If an average woodchuck could chuck wood, it would be able to chuck about half its weight in wood every day.




Naw! A wood chuck could chuck any amount of wood -if a wood chuck could chuck wood!!!




lol. couldn't resist that one.
KBA
QUOTE(_Nyx_ @ Jan 1 2007, 02:05 AM) [snapback]1480950[/snapback]
What is my middle name?


Jennifer? I think it starts with a J.

QUOTE(girty1600 @ Jan 1 2007, 02:27 AM) [snapback]1480975[/snapback]
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Mine too!


Katherine?

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how long have i been married


Lets go with 2 years.

So , am I close anyone? wink2.gif Remember, I never claimed to be a GOOD psychic grin2.gif
_Nyx_
Nope... Not Jennifer or anything with a J
frogfish
How long will it take till a moderator drops by? tongue.gif
Graylady
What year did I settled in USA?
C.J.Fishburn
How many fingers do I have on my left foot....no wait....erm.........how old is my dog.
exeller
Buddy, we know you're FAKE! The only psychic here is me yes.gif and no I'm really not kidding.
joc
I was in the woods when a tree fell...

...did I hear it?
KBA
QUOTE(C.J.Fishburn @ Jan 1 2007, 04:19 AM) [snapback]1481082[/snapback]
How many fingers do I have on my left foot....no wait....erm.........how old is my dog.


7 human years?

QUOTE
How long will it take till a moderator drops by? tongue.gif
One already has

QUOTE
What year did I settled in USA?


I'm gonna say 1997

QUOTE
I was in the woods when a tree fell...

...did I hear it?
No, you didn't hear it. The tree that fell wasn't in the woods.

QUOTE
Buddy, we know you're FAKE! The only psychic here is me yes.gif and no I'm really not kidding.


Okay okay, proceed to correct my no doubt numerous mistakes then if you will w00t.gif
exeller
You got it pal!

Nyx's middle name is *snip* , and girty's name is *snip* !
Mad Manfred
QUOTE(KBA @ Jan 1 2007, 10:45 AM) [snapback]1480819[/snapback]
(Results may vary).

I figured we need a human as well as a computer to answer questions, no?


Which finger am I holding up?
Tremor
QUOTE(Mad Manfred @ Dec 31 2006, 10:42 PM) [snapback]1481155[/snapback]
Which finger am I holding up?

lol the middle one? grin2.gif grin2.gif grin2.gif
KBA
QUOTE(Mad Manfred @ Jan 1 2007, 06:42 AM) [snapback]1481155[/snapback]
Which finger am I holding up?


At the time of my posting, you're no longer holding up any fingers.
Tremor
guess how old i am.
KBA
QUOTE(Tremor @ Jan 1 2007, 06:52 AM) [snapback]1481166[/snapback]
guess how old i am.


15, as well as myself.
exeller
It would be better if people edited their profile b4 they asked these things laugh.gif
KBA
QUOTE(exe11er @ Jan 1 2007, 06:54 AM) [snapback]1481169[/snapback]
It would be better if people edited their profile b4 they asked these things laugh.gif


Shhhh w00t.gif

Yeah okay I'll admit that one was easy.
Tremor
well umm congrats you got that one right
KBA
QUOTE(Tremor @ Jan 1 2007, 06:55 AM) [snapback]1481171[/snapback]
well umm congrats you got that one right


Well, it happens to say you're 15 in your profile. Although I would've guessed in the range of 14-17 even without that based on the grammar.

Okay, off to bed, stay psychic everyone w00t.gif
Tremor
QUOTE(exe11er @ Dec 31 2006, 10:54 PM) [snapback]1481169[/snapback]
It would be better if people edited their profile b4 they asked these things laugh.gif

ahh im to lazy to edit my profile.
REBEL
WHAT THE .....

What was i going to say KBA? wink2.gif
KBA
QUOTE(REBEL @ Jan 1 2007, 07:15 AM) [snapback]1481183[/snapback]
WHAT THE .....

What was i going to say KBA? wink2.gif


You weren't going to say anything, you were only typing. w00t.gif
m. Moe
Where do I live?(town)

Every wrong answer you loose a finger.
Tremor
what is my uncle's name?
exeller
QUOTE(_Nyx_ @ Jan 2 2007, 12:43 AM) [snapback]1481827[/snapback]
blink.gif George? umm..no

Lyn? not even close...


LOL was I even close? could you give me the first letter please? huh.gif

BTW, your uncles name is joe or john. No need to clap, thank you, thank you.
_Nyx_
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LOL was I even close? could you give me the first letter please?


nope... you're so smart..you tell me....I'm waiting to be awed by your brilliance...I even have sunglasses here for the occassion.. tongue.gif
exeller
LOL I didn't say I was smart, just psychic, you know, even psychic make mistakes, and sometimes they even need a helping hand, you mind? laugh.gif
_Nyx_
QUOTE(exe11er @ Jan 1 2007, 10:10 PM) [snapback]1482029[/snapback]
LOL I didn't say I was smart, just psychic, you know, even psychic make mistakes, and sometimes they even need a helping hand, you mind? laugh.gif


When psychics make mistakes they're known as frauds... when someone claims to be psychic and fails to produce the correct answer, they lose credibilty. My middle name shall remain a secret. laugh.gif
exeller
Not if I can help it no-name happy.gif
_Nyx_
QUOTE(exe11er @ Jan 1 2007, 10:16 PM) [snapback]1482040[/snapback]
Not if I can help it no-name happy.gif



Then perhaps it's time to prove how smart you are instead of how psychic.. they sorta go hand in hand.. the good ones are usually very intelligent.
darkninja
What is going to be the winning lottery number in Illinois when I get back on May 12?
exeller
QUOTE(_Nyx_ @ Jan 2 2007, 03:18 AM) [snapback]1482044[/snapback]
Then perhaps it's time to prove how smart you are instead of how psychic.. they sorta go hand in hand.. the good ones are usually very intelligent.


Yes, fortunately for me I'm blessed with both those amazing talents, and I happen to know, that your middle name starts with a j or z. Thank you, thank you, hold applause.
_Nyx_
QUOTE(exe11er @ Jan 1 2007, 10:46 PM) [snapback]1482069[/snapback]
Yes, fortunately for me I'm blessed with both those amazing talents, and I happen to know, that your middle name starts with a j or z. Thank you, thank you, hold applause.



No, it doesn't...
exeller
You know, all this negative energy really can't be helping. Your negative vibe is ruining my concentration. tongue.gif

Anyway, why don't you just tell me what your middle name does start with?
darkninja
Mine starts with a "V". I bet you still can't guess it...
_Nyx_
QUOTE(exe11er @ Jan 1 2007, 10:50 PM) [snapback]1482079[/snapback]
You know, all this negative energy really can't be helping. Your negative vibe is ruining my concentration. tongue.gif

Anyway, why don't you just tell me what your middle name does start with?


nah...I'm not negative.. only very skeptical of those making such claims and failing to produce the correct answer tongue.gif

Nope..like I said, it'll remain a secret. happy.gif
exeller
QUOTE(darkninja @ Jan 2 2007, 03:52 AM) [snapback]1482084[/snapback]
Mine starts with a "V". I bet you still can't guess it...


HMMMMM, correct me if I'm wrong but koreans don't really have middle named do they?

QUOTE(_Nyx_ @ Jan 2 2007, 03:58 AM) [snapback]1482096[/snapback]
nah...I'm not negative.. only very skeptical of those making such claims and failing to produce the correct answer tongue.gif

Nope..like I said, it'll remain a secret. happy.gif


Ahhh, well that aint fair. How do I even know you have a middle name sad.gif
_Nyx_
Rest assured, I do have a middle name. You just don't know what it is.
exeller
MY self esteem b4: thumbup.gif ....... now : crying.gif

LOL well can't say I didn't try. I bet even if I did get the answer right you would deny it and try to trick me.
_Nyx_
Didn't mean to knock you off your high horse there... tongue.gif

If you got it right, I'd tell you.
exeller
Only in my dreams....no really, in my dream. I'll learn to lucid dream and move on to astral projection, and the first thing I'm doin is visiting you in your dream and finding out your middle name. OR, you could just save me the trouble and tell me, either way, I'll find out somehow sooner or later.
_Nyx_
Knock yourself out.. In the meantime, I'll eagerly await your findings. grin2.gif
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