Just curious, are there any questions that you think we will never know.

There are a few that I can think of.

And can a moderator add the word "to" at the end of the title.

The meaning of life, how we got here, how the universe came to be. If Chris Kline is really Suri's dad.

If thinking like a fish is really going to help me catch fish.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

I can safely say it is 987 licks.....sorry, that's a lie but it is something that you can find the answer to.
The question i would like answering is, why when i put my socks and undies in the wash, they Never all come back?
do gremlins really exist in my washing machine, or is it pants gnomes that are responsible?

Wow amazing accuracy

I wonder when people are going to realize that paris hilton has no talent whatsoever.

why am i such an amazing guy???




We will never know.........

whether my friends secret lure really catches more fish

How high is up?

Actually she's pretty good at licking things, maybe she could give us the answer to the tootsie pop enigma.

LMAO wow wasn't expecting that well done.

LOL, nicely done

How much wood could a Wood Chuck chuck if a Wood Chuck could chuck wood

Im going to try and say this one over and over when im drunk, wish me luck

Why men are inherently "fixers", while women are "listeners/understanders".

Actually, I'm a breakers and women are talkers

Will the laws of gravity still be valid tomorrow?

Well, I'm quite confident about it; but we can never really know.
And don't say, we'll know it tomorrow! There's always a new tomorrow.

hehe

Who is the "they" that people refer to when the comment "Ya know what they say...." is used? Is it an extinct race of people? Is it aliens? Who? What? I don't get it!!!

Aliens get my vote. Except when they talk it sounds like screeches. Sort of like nails on chalkboard. That's what makes everyone listen.

Oh and they offer cookies. With chocolate chips. And chocolate covered pretzels with milk.

They're devious.

why do women have smaller feet than men?

Actually i know the answer, It's so they can get closer to the cooker.

I'd like to know why some women go on shows like Maury for a DNA test, claiming they are 110% certain that some guy is the babydaddy, but then are shocked when he's not? I was flipping through the channels one day & saw that one woman had been on the show 11 times, each time she was certain that this man was the babydaddy!!!

Come on! How many men did you sleep with during the possible time of conception? Are you that stoooopid? 11 times & you still don't have proof of who fathered your kid?!!!

^^ I wonder that too. I hope they test those women for STD's too....blech.

if i can still go fishing with my dad when i die

Actually it's so that men can stand farther from the toilet, hence they miss!

^^ Ha hhaha very funny! we only miss because we are too lazy to aim.

How dangerous is an unquestioned answer, instead of an unanswered question?

Why not ask how of course, safely, "Why ask why?" to answer that question without telling anyone - "don't ask"?

That is a good one, but along with that, there was a lady on that show named "Forever" who named her baby "Eternity" who didn't know who the dad was.........
and as disturbing as that was to me, why even think of naming your baby that if you "have" that problem?

Some one better let Paris Hilton know there's a wrapper on the toosie pop first .

Will there ever be a more powerfull roundhouse kick than the one from Chuck Norris?

I often wonder if Paris's stupidity is contagious because no one seems to see that she is famous for nothing. I personally don't think she is attractive at all, my dog is (and I seriously believe this) smarter than her, and she can't really sing. That's hot!

if the people at the fast food places will ever get my order right on the first try

Her dog takes 2 thousand bucks just to take care of a makeover, and that is about as close to as much money I made in a year and the most Ive ever saved. How rediculous is that? I don't know, but I did buy her porno, so I can't complain necessarily, that was really all she was good for.

^sorry, it's just the most mindnumbing question I had about about Paris I had.... she's not necessarily really famous for nothing without money. As disturbing it may sound it's true. But, I find her absolutely attractive. She's a model. She's supposed to be.

I may have worded it wrong, I don't know, but I meant the DOGS makeover....

I would have expected you of all people to have a more interesting question than that.

Allright, why did the German band KMFDM break up, and then reconvene naming themselves MDFMK? & They just kept on kicking major butt like they always did anyway......why?

How do you give a woman an orgasm?

Actually, I don't care

Why are you gay?

No it's just a rubbish pseudo-sexist joke. I am actually a considerate and thoughtful lover, ask your mum

Ouch

LOL wow you think just like me, a ****ty walking skeleton doesn't seem attractive at all.



I could think of a 1000 better ways to spend that money.

BTW, I've heard that her porno movie is one of the worst ever made. She sucks even when she isn't acting.



UGH, really? she has probably slept with over 500 men already, and she looks like she is starving. Maybe she should take the money she spends on her dog and buy a sandwitch.



Ouch, that was mean, but funny.

wow,what a dick.not really all that necessary either.how old is he anyways,like what,12?but whatever.i'm not having this discussion.to tired and i have to work tomorrow.one question that my friend asked me was whats the meaning to life?i find that one hard question to answer.

Yeah I'm sorry it was a bit silly, immature sarcasm doesn't come across well in type

Sorry

I got it, mine was a joke too. Oh, btw she said you were rubbish. Dad however....

LOL j/k



I'm not bothered.

Will a cat always land on its feet?
Who would like to let me borrow their kitty?

What? He said he wasn't going to say anything....I feel betrayed as well as sore...


lol

I'd honestly hope so. I've always hoped that in the afterlife we'd be able to do some of the things we really wanted to do. The things that feel are sooo much more important after someone is gone. Even if it's just an afternoon of fishin'...that's all my hubby ever wanted with my dad.

If the unstoppable Juggernaut runs into the immovable Blob who falls over?

How may licks are there to a center of a tootsie pop?

If a tree falls on a mime in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, does the mime make a sound?

If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?

If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"

...What is love? *bobs head*

And if you tie a piece of toast to the back of a cat, butter side up, and drop it...will the cat land on it's feet, or will the toast land butter side down?