10) "It's totally wiped out. ... It's devastating, it's got to be doubly devastating on the ground." --turning to his aides while surveying Hurricane Katrina flood damage from Air Force One, Aug. 31, 2005

9) "I'm occasionally reading, I want you to know, in the second term." --Washington, D.C., March 16, 2005

8) "This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table." --Brussels, Belgium, Feb. 22, 2005

7) "I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the mother in me." --Washington D.C., April 14, 2005

6) "Because the — all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers.
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5) "I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible?" --in a note to to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a U.N. Security Council meeting, September 14, 2005 (View photo)

4) "We've got a lot of rebuilding to do. First, we're going to save lives and stabilize the situation. And then we're going to help these communities rebuild. The good news is -- and it's hard for some to see it now -- that out of this chaos is going to come a fantastic Gulf Coast, like it was before. Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott's house -- he's lost his entire house -- there's going to be a fantastic house. And I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch." (Laughter) --touring hurricane damage, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005

3) "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005 (Listen to audio)

2) "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." --to FEMA director Michael Brown, who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his handling of the Hurricane Katrina debacle, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005 (Listen to audio)

1) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." --to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005 (Listen to audio)

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/bushquo...ushisms2005.htm

"Dont misunderestimate me"

we must stay the course

"We want results in every single classroom so that one single child is left behind."

"Then you wake up at the highschool level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling!"

"One of the great thing about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."

Some Rumsfeldisms:

"Needless to say the president is correct. Whatever it was he said."

"I'm not into this detail stuff. I'm more concepty."

"I'm the decider and chief"

" it's hard to put food on your family"

I'm not quite sure, but I believe something like this has been said.




I mean, at the least, it sounds like something he'd say haha

misunderestimate has to be my favourite bushism, it's just so Bush

Does anybody believe that Bush is the biggest idiot, ever! Because he makes me mad when he says that there will be more troops needed for Iraq. I would have gotten out of this war after 2,500.

Please don't make me comment on what you just said or else this whole thread will go down the crapper debating about Iraq. Anyway I think that we should also do some Tony Snowisms.

"We think it's important that, in doing that, they try to limit as much as possible the so-called collateral damage, not only on civilians but also on human lives." –-White House Press Secretary Tony Snow, on Israel's conflict with Lebanon -- Priceless.

Ok sorry. How about this then. Who thinks President Bush is an idiot whenever he talks about anything?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMLxvIbHC3U...ted&search=

This is Funny. Bushisms videos

Well actually you forgot Poland.

Hahaha.

This thread makes my stomach giggle.

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."