I have not graced these pages for well over a year.

Tremble shall the meek for I have returned. I shall answer the questions of the great unwashed who do not know me, for my knowledge is infinite and i know all.

Also Hello.

PS. Position available as my unholy concubine. Boobs should be sent to my pm box.

hehe, hey ya BA.

Y halo thar :B

Yo, "God", I think it's really funny that you didn't spell the title of your thread right...
(I just had to say something.)
I don't know you, but welcome back, this could prove to be very interesting...

welcome back

I ain't shook.

Welcome back BA. It's been far too long.

*nods*

Im still standing, not quaking at all.............welcome back

Seeing as I am god, and whatever I say or do is infallable, your interpretation of my so called spelling mistake is wrong. (Also, I realised it when I posted and couldn't change it back ;-



Thanks :B And yes it has. *nods back*

So....GOD!!.....welcome back.... ....wait a minute, if YOUR here..... .....OH JESUS H. CHRIST!!!!!, COULDN'T YOU HAVE HAD THE DECENCY TO BRING ABOUT THE END 'O THE WORLD ON A MONDAY!!!!

Seriously, welcome back....I look foward to speaking with you.

I never left, but you may welcome me.

Although, welcome back to the graced pages

End of the world is penciled in for next tuesday between tea with the Queen of England and a dentists appointment.



Welcome :B

Welcome back!

you sure don't look like a god, how good are your pancakes? if you can't make a good pancake, you are no god.

Thank you.
Now.... this should be fun

good point.
also god has perfect spelling

welcome back, and hello.

Why so late? how long we all waiting for ur return.. u r seven years late.. anyway welcome back.

Explanation for those who couldn't be bothered to read the entire thread. Seeing as I am god, and everything I say and do is infallable, if i make a spelling mistake, that mistake is turned into the correct spelling of the word by default.



I was washing my hair.

Long time no see, welcome back

:B Yesh long time indeed. SaRuMaN hows it going?

Hurrah !!

Welcome back BA, it's not been the same around here without you

I heard the plight of my worshippers that heretics were blaspheming this place with their weirdo super powers. One section in particular should be renamed "Xavier's School For The Gifted". :B

You still have to accept second fiddle to me. You'll get used to it.

Good thanks, hope all's been well with you this past year or so.

God is a cartoon .... I knew it!!!

*uses modly (not godly) powers to correct typo*

You peons see me however you wish to. *Note: Those wishing to see me as homosexual or any other kind of sexual deviant not including females, will be pronounced heretics.



:B See how my loyal followers work quickly to do my bidding.

Welcome back