She told me a story about when she was in high school and some guy did some drugs, she said "he was high on the pot". Yeah so he thought he could fly and so he climbed up the flag pole and jumped off, he was all messed up. She said he may have been smoking that coke maybe.
I always wondered why he didnt just fly up the pole if he was so sure of himself. And anyone who can climb all the way to the top of a flag pole can't be too stoned... ya know
She told me once that if you work in a place that has lesbians then they have to have a sign on the bathrooms that tells you so you can be careful when you go in there, "by law" she said.
She misquotes the bible.
It says in the bible "to be or not to be!"
Like the bible says "Quote the raven...nevermore!"
She's really old
but still funny