Test/The ULTIMATE Blonde Joke
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>A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he
came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she
was jumping for joy but thought, what the heck, and started
jumping up and down with her.
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>When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for
you!" He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the
jumping up and down, when She told him that she was pregnant!
He was ecstatic! They had been trying for a while.
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>He kissed her and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be
happier!"
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>Then, she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!" He asked, "What do
you mean,'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one
baby, we are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know
so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.
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>She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and
bought the twin pack home pregnancy test kit and BOTH
>tests came out positive!

Thank goodness it wasn't a "Buy Two - Get one free" sale!

a class of 20 blonde girl ans they in there finals exams

the prof aks the have one of the girl show him on the map were's american

so Nicole gladly stand up^and proudly point to the map american his there

so the teacher ask the rest of the class
know who can tell me who discovered america?


the other 19 blonde replied

dhuuu Nicole
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ a blonde and a brunette in a road trips down town
sudenly the car has no braks (the blond was drivin)
but he did not seem woried
so the brunette freaks and ask
*How will we stop?
the blond replied
*dont worry there a 4 way stop down this hill


------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------3 long freinds now being parent of teenage girl ,talking one evenivg

the brunette say" I found i can of bear in my daughter bed room today,I did not know she drank
the redheadea one said,me found a box of cigarettes,I did not know she smoked
the blonde mon saw huha! mine I found a comdom in her little trash can
I did not know she has a peniiss




------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------how do you know a blond's been using the computer?
you find cheese next to the moose.


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how mamny blonde does it take to screw a light bulp? none they cant
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a blonde got pregnate and worried for months
she hooped the baby was from her

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why do blonds tahe the pill? to remember what day of the week it his
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------one blonde to another-do you smoke afther love making? the other replied
I dont know I never cheked

3 girls died and are at st-peter's door

he tell her to get in heaven you have to tell me one thue thing about yoursel,other wise you sent backed to rebirth.

the first -brunette- I'm the pretiest of them 2
slishhhhhhhh back to eart

the second- redhead-I' the most inteligent
slishhhhhhhhhhhhh back to heart

th blode -I think .......
slishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhback to eart

That's just too funny.
oh wait........I'm blonde..I forgot

I have one....


What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?







"Oh look! Donut seeds!"

ok this is not a blonde joke but I like it

A couple juste got married,and the morning after the wedding the brides mother asked her daughter how she had spent the night.

Hooooooooooo!!!!!!!! mommmmmmmmmm! she said
wen we got to the hotel room
he undressed me first,then I started to undress him

I took his socks off

his toes were all crooked
I asked him what had happen to his toe!!!!!!!!
and he tole me , that when he was little he got the toe-lyo
I told him "no non you mean the polyo"
he said no no the toe-lyo

so she continue to undress her husband
she take off his pant
Mom it was unbeleivable ;she said
his knees they we all crokked too!!!!!!!!
so I asked him what had happen to his knees!!!
he said;when i was little I got the kneezle
I told him no no, you mean the measel
and he said ;no the kneezel

so mom I dont know how to tell you the rest but here it goes
I take his shorts off

then I told him

Now let me guess




when you were little you cought the small cock

how 2 kill a blonde???

Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool!!