QUOTE(speshall mareens @ Jan 24 2007, 07:48 PM) [snapback]1514620[/snapback]
this should be under cryptozooligy. anyone who thinks they are real is crazy.
Well, I'm crazy enough to believe it! The reason I believe it is that at the time of dinosaurs there probably was volcanoes, lava was close to the surface, and the atmosphere was probably made up of a lot of sulphur. Somehow, maybe the tyronasaurus rex had a rough tongue and every time it rubbed its tongue across the top of its mouth, it was like a match. Think about it! Something like that had to be real. Maybe it wasn't fire, it was just smoke and maybe that is why the dinos died off because there was no water. At the time of the dinosaurs, the earth was soft, the lava was close to the surface, and whenever a meteorite would strike the earth, it would make a huge lake of lava, and swallow the dinosaurs. Whatever dinosaurs remained when the earth atmospere burned up and space rushed in and froze everything, they froze standing up or laying down almost dead. That is why we have only a few remains and a lot of fragments.
Well ,a man was driving his car past an insane asylum and the insanees were walking around the fence and suddenly, the lug nuts of one tire comes off and the tire comes off and strands the man on the side of the road. The man gets his tire and he is sitting there next to his car about to cry, 'What am I gonna do, how am I gonna get home?' One of the patients stops and looks awhile and says, 'Need help?' The man says, 'No, no, I don't need help.'
The man jacks his car up and sits down and waits for somebody to come down the road. After awhile the same patient walks around and stops and looks and after awhile says, 'Need any help?' and the guy says 'No,no, I don't need help!'
The patient sits there for a long time looking. About two hours go by and nobody comes down the road. Another hour goes by and the same patient walks by and asks, 'Need help?' The man gets angry and snaps at the guy 'I told you, I don't need help!'
The patient sits down and after another hour says, 'What I would do is take a lug nut off of each tire and put it on this tire and that will be enough to get you home.'
'Wow,' says the man, 'that is so wise, so smart!'
The patient says, 'Well, I'm crazy; I'm not dumb!'