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Spurious George
Cruise is Scientology's 'Christ'

Tom Cruise has been named the new 'Christ' of Scientology, according to the leaders of the religion. The Mission: Impossible star has reportedly been told that he has been chosen to spread the word of his faith throughout the world. Leader David Miscavige believes that in the future Cruise will be revered like Jesus for his work in propagating the religion.

A source told British newspaper The Sun, "Tom has been told he is Scientology's Christ-like figure. Like Christ, he's been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right."

Cruise became a Scientologist after being introduced to the religion by first wife Mimi Rogers back in 1990. Since then it has been claimed that Cruise has risen to one of the church's top levels.

http://www.rte.ie/arts/2007/0124/cruiset.html

As I've said get into Scientology, the Christ has returned and anyone who doesnt believe it will be denying Jesus, and you know what that means right? Yup you're going to burn in Hell, this is your choice, God gave you free will, just be prepared for the consequences.

Give it a couple hundred years and the good news of Tom's miracles will be fabricated spread by the true believers. You may think he is kind of strange but didnt the Jews find Jesus kind of strange? You may think Tom has some wacky ideas and Scientology is "cult-like" but wasnt the same said and thought about Jesus and the first Christians? A strange bunch they were but after a couple thousand years we have finally seen that truth. Do not deny the second coming of the saviour, do not condemn yourself to Hell, for God is love and would never condemn you to Hell only put the choice in your hands, I pray you make the right decision...

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Tom Cruise looking VERY much like Jesus, you decide*keeping Hell in mind of course*....
SilverCougar
I.... I think my brain just broke.. *cries*

HOORAY!! TOM'S THE CHRIST OF A MADE UP ON A BET RELIGION!!

>.> Congratulations, Tom... you've earned it. I bet John Travolta's seething angry. I mean after all, he made "Battlefeild Earth" for his scientological fatih... and all he got was lousy reviews! XD
Ancient World Wonders
Wow, I truly can't believe it. Lil Crazy Tommy Cruise the next Jebus... I mean Jesus?
GIDEON MAGE
Many already worshipped Cruise.
SilverCougar
Why on earth would anyone want to...
rev r
This is a joke right?
The Silver Thong
Funny I didn't think scientologists believed in god, hence jesus. Am I wrong?
Tom Cruise, what a clown.
Moondoggy
Makes me feel like jumping up and down on my couch
Tangerine Sheri
QUOTE(The Silver Thong @ Jan 24 2007, 12:35 PM) [snapback]1514244[/snapback]
Funny I didn't think scientologists believed in god, hence jesus. Am I wrong?
Tom Cruise, what a clown.

there is no god in scienctology at all, its a fellowship of self realization is what its labled my oldest lives down the street form the seeorg, in hollywood Calif... the celebirty center they call it......

this maybe hype, there is deification alloted to L Ron hubbard.....not to mention it isnt even comprehensible or understandable......
SilverCougar
QUOTE(Moondoggy @ Jan 24 2007, 08:50 PM) [snapback]1514260[/snapback]
Makes me feel like jumping up and down on my couch


AAAHHAHAHAHA You made a funny!
GoddessWhispers
linked-image Tom Christ!
John Travolta the baptist. Where's that infinity pool in Malibu when ya need it! Dunk, for Xenu!

The Silver Thong
QUOTE(Supra Sheri @ Jan 24 2007, 02:06 PM) [snapback]1514286[/snapback]
there is no god in scienctology at all, its a fellowship of self realization is what its labled my oldest lives down the street form the seeorg, in hollywood Calif... the celebirty center they call it......

this maybe hype, there is deification alloted to L Ron hubbard.....not to mention it isnt even comprehensible or understandable......


Ya thats what I thought, thanks Supra
Tangerine Sheri
QUOTE(The Silver Thong @ Jan 24 2007, 01:17 PM) [snapback]1514301[/snapback]
Ya thats what I thought, thanks Supra

no problem, I too thought hmm this may be BS....one more thing It is reported that cruise is a bit differnet his beleifs, but from what my kid has told me and I have seen, he is actually a very nice guy , does alot of good things for others.... my kid he literally lives right across from it...alot of the hollywoood locals are into scientology, mainly the kids..... most of the kids I have met seem to be yet they can't really tell you what its about, i have been to the center too myslef asking about it but again its really vague, we think its a cult, and run very militaristically..hubbard was a lifer navy man.... they have their own community they have dorms( kids live there) and work for the common good of the idea...alot of focus is on personal responsibility..... it sure gets a good tongue lashing for being kooky..., they seem to have great issue wth medicating kids, drugs of any kind... the whole physciatry trip...this is about all I really know....
Ciraxis
Is anyone really surprised? they are pretty wacky people.
GoddessWhispers
As opposed to other theist insititutions or philosophies, ya mean!? wink2.gif If some people can believe humans came from dust and a rib, clams (scientology) isn't far out at all. (Unless we're talking long neck clams of course. tongue.gif) Christianity and Scientology (A comparison & links)
Spurious George
I'm reading a lot of jabber here but not enough Jesus, I respect your decisions to question Tom's messianic role but I cry for your souls and their eternal seperation from the divine Source. These are simply prelimenary reports, I'm sure more info will be available soon, we just have to be patient and wait until the Tom Christ gives us our message of inspiration, our message of salvation.

It is true there is no "God" in Scientology and therefore some question Tom's role as the Christ, but this is the natural progression that religion must take, we must discard these old concepts and accept the new ones, a new covenant if you will, that I'm sure Tom will be revealing to us soon. I can see it now, Tom will come riding into the new Jerusalem(Hollywood) on his donkey(celebrity sportscar) and all that other messiah stuff!

We need to reset the calenders right away! Well thats a lot of work... lets just call 2006 '1 BC' (Before Cruise) or would that be 0 not 1... **** we need to get a... frikkin calenderical expert in here!

I was just reading a Tom Cruise Christ biography and I hear that he was born of a virgin, amazing isnt it? I cant seem to find that bio right now to prove it but just go ahead and spread the good news over the net so all can hear the truth! We'll worry about sources later, first we need to spread the good news.

Well what are you waiting for? Make haste and may Xenu get behind thee!

PS - Goddess ,John "the Baptist" Travolta, that kicks ***! And Tom Christ too!(though I had that one in mind already but not John "the Baptist" Travolta, you're on fire today!) You are most blessed, you must have a little Hubbard in your cupboard making these up?
Ryo Ohki
This article reminds me of christians.
Cadetak
Tom Cruise is Scientology's Christ because he is the role model of sorts of the religion...the figure head if you will.

I don't think Tom Cruise claims to have walked on water and I doubt he will die for humanities sins.

I don't understand why people bash Scientology. In most people's opinions its ideas are out there but not any less out there then any other religion. I think its because Scientology isn't an offshoot of a Christian/Jewish religion or an Asian type religion(Buhdism, Taoism). I also think Scientology suffers from being a new religion...if it was founded thousands of years ago I think it would be more respected.
GoddessWhispers
QUOTE(Eleleth 4/4 @ Jan 25 2007, 11:44 AM) [snapback]1514505[/snapback]
PS - Goddess ,John "the Baptist" Travolta, that kicks ***! And Tom Christ too!(though I had that one in mind already but not John "the Baptist" Travolta, you're on fire today!) You are most blessed, you must have a little Hubbard in your cupboard making these up?

I blame the half bushel of little neck clams I washed back with a triple shot of Cabo Wabo Anejo, it's like I can hear the ocean! ~goes all glassy eyed~ laugh.gif
Tangerine Sheri
QUOTE(GoddessWhispers @ Jan 24 2007, 05:47 PM) [snapback]1514619[/snapback]
I blame the half bushel of little neck clams I washed back with a triple shot of Cabo Wabo Anejo, it's like I can hear the ocean! ~goes all glassy eyed~ laugh.gif

Ele GW does have a knack for clever names.....i jsut chuckle on the memories...

May i join in .Kirstie Eve Allie, and how about Lisa Mary Presley??? Julia Magdalene Lewis??? the ladies of the hubbard cupbard...
Moondoggy
QUOTE(Eleleth 4/4 @ Jan 24 2007, 03:44 PM) [snapback]1514505[/snapback]
I'm reading a lot of jabber here but not enough Jesus, I respect your decisions to question Tom's messianic role but I cry for your souls and their eternal seperation from the divine Source. These are simply prelimenary reports, I'm sure more info will be available soon, we just have to be patient and wait until the Tom Christ gives us our message of inspiration, our message of salvation.

It is true there is no "God" in Scientology and therefore some question Tom's role as the Christ, but this is the natural progression that religion must take, we must discard these old concepts and accept the new ones, a new covenant if you will, that I'm sure Tom will be revealing to us soon. I can see it now, Tom will come riding into the new Jerusalem(Hollywood) on his donkey(celebrity sportscar) and all that other messiah stuff!

We need to reset the calenders right away! Well thats a lot of work... lets just call 2006 '1 BC' (Before Cruise) or would that be 0 not 1... **** we need to get a... frikkin calenderical expert in here!

I was just reading a Tom Cruise Christ biography and I hear that he was born of a virgin, amazing isnt it? I cant seem to find that bio right now to prove it but just go ahead and spread the good news over the net so all can hear the truth! We'll worry about sources later, first we need to spread the good news.

Well what are you waiting for? Make haste and may Xenu get behind thee!

PS - Goddess ,John "the Baptist" Travolta, that kicks ***! And Tom Christ too!(though I had that one in mind already but not John "the Baptist" Travolta, you're on fire today!) You are most blessed, you must have a little Hubbard in your cupboard making these up?

Yeah! And what is the deal with that guy telling people not to take their meds? I mean what is he a doctor now too? He is into the Ron L Hubbard stuff right. So that qualifies him to tell people not to take medication? But, he may be the long awaited anti-christ too. He seems to have a split personality. Man, I need my meds gotta go.
brave_new_world
I think it is brilliant the way scientology is uncovering alot of the twistered truths about psychiatry and giving this info to the public. Did you know that there is no evidence whatsoever that supports the claims that mental illness is caused by chemical imbalances??? Yet billions of dollars each year are made on selling chemical balancing drugs to cure people. Im not saying there are no mental illnesses but there is no proof it is a bio-chemical imbalance and I think it is dangerous to give people medication with possible bad side effects to mess with peoples brains which could turn out to do more harm than good.

I have my own spiritual beleifs and my own faith but i do thank scientology for helping people wake up to the evils and new laws the governments want to install about psychiatrists having the power to lock us up without our permission because they might think we have a chemical imbalance that they cannot prove.
ND-DAVE
Anyone seen the South Park episode about Hubbard and his followers? If you had it appears Tom is comming out of the closet! If not you should watch it.
Cadetak
QUOTE(brave_new_world @ Jan 25 2007, 02:30 AM) [snapback]1514895[/snapback]
I think it is brilliant the way scientology is uncovering alot of the twistered truths about psychiatry and giving this info to the public. Did you know that there is no evidence whatsoever that supports the claims that mental illness is caused by chemical imbalances??? Yet billions of dollars each year are made on selling chemical balancing drugs to cure people. Im not saying there are no mental illnesses but there is no proof it is a bio-chemical imbalance and I think it is dangerous to give people medication with possible bad side effects to mess with peoples brains which could turn out to do more harm than good.

I have my own spiritual beleifs and my own faith but i do thank scientology for helping people wake up to the evils and new laws the governments want to install about psychiatrists having the power to lock us up without our permission because they might think we have a chemical imbalance that they cannot prove.


Although I agree, medicine for mental illness' such as depression do work in a lot of cases. Of course who knows what the long term side effects are. It is also good to note that no tests are done to see if you have depression, a psychologist diagnosed me in the fifteen minutes that I was in his office(my parents made me go). I took the medicine for awhile and it had some interesting side effects to say the least. I didn't think i was depressed so I stopped taking the pills. My step-brother has ADHD and the side effects of the medicine make it so he doesn't eat...and he becomes so concintrated on what he is doing that he will start to do crazy stuff like take apart a table just so he can put it back together again.

It seems that just because someone has PHD automatically means they can look at people and decide in fifteen minutes that we
are mentally ill? Are psychologist psychic?
GoddessWhispers
But one would then wonder, if there is no evidence of chemical imbalance causing mental illness, what does? If the body is a compilation of synaptic functions (electrical impulses) and chemistry, what makes for the brain to fire in such a way as to cause psychosis, depression, etc..? I think to it's important to reflect on the cause of Hubbard's disdain for the psychiatric profession. L. Ron Hubbard was a paranoid and a pathological liar. He was also prone to violence, as is attested by the court documents filed by a soon to be ex-wife, that alleged he beat her frequently.

This site is dedicated to exposing all of Scientology, including Xenu. http://www.xenu.net/

Documents of a lifetime: The L. Ron Hubbard papers (uncensored)
MUM24/7
QUOTE(Moondoggy @ Jan 25 2007, 07:50 AM) [snapback]1514260[/snapback]
Makes me feel like jumping up and down on my couch


LMAO.....You're a classic !! thumbsup.gif
MUM24/7
QUOTE(brave_new_world @ Jan 25 2007, 06:30 PM) [snapback]1514895[/snapback]
I think it is brilliant the way scientology is uncovering alot of the twistered truths about psychiatry and giving this info to the public. Did you know that there is no evidence whatsoever that supports the claims that mental illness is caused by chemical imbalances??? Yet billions of dollars each year are made on selling chemical balancing drugs to cure people. Im not saying there are no mental illnesses but there is no proof it is a bio-chemical imbalance and I think it is dangerous to give people medication with possible bad side effects to mess with peoples brains which could turn out to do more harm than good.

I have my own spiritual beleifs and my own faith but i do thank scientology for helping people wake up to the evils and new laws the governments want to install about psychiatrists having the power to lock us up without our permission because they might think we have a chemical imbalance that they cannot prove.


You know what BNW, it's 3:30am here and I don't even have the strength to type anymore but I will say to you that psychiatry really does help people and alot depend on those drugs. OBVIOUSLY , you or a member of your family hasn't needed to visit a mental health professional and that's great....Consider yourselves lucky but please don't proceed to rant and rave (as you do) about a subject you know nothing about.....I'm talking about personal experience and real life, something you have alot to gain and learn about !!! wink2.gif
MUM24/7
QUOTE(Cadetak47 @ Jan 25 2007, 07:00 PM) [snapback]1514912[/snapback]
Although I agree, medicine for mental illness' such as depression do work in a lot of cases. Of course who knows what the long term side effects are. It is also good to note that no tests are done to see if you have depression, a psychologist diagnosed me in the fifteen minutes that I was in his office(my parents made me go). I took the medicine for awhile and it had some interesting side effects to say the least. I didn't think i was depressed so I stopped taking the pills. My step-brother has ADHD and the side effects of the medicine make it so he doesn't eat...and he becomes so concintrated on what he is doing that he will start to do crazy stuff like take apart a table just so he can put it back together again.

It seems that just because someone has PHD automatically means they can look at people and decide in fifteen minutes that we
are mentally ill? Are psychologist psychic?


Psychiatrists don't just treat people or kids rather with ADHD....There's alot of conflicting evidence regarding that matter amongst the community, be it scientific
or general......They treat a whole range of mental illnesses from depression, personality disorders to schizophrenia etc. No, they're not psychic but simply put, doctors of the brain, so to speak !!! Just like our bodies get infected with diseases so does the human brain !!!!! yes.gif
Spurious George
I can assure you all that any "evidence" against L Ron or Scientology is nothing more than the work of Xenu, this "evidence" has been fabricated and planted over time by the dark lord to discredit and slander Scientology. There is nothing evil fears more than good and truth, this "evidence" should not be seen as proof of Scientology's "craziness" but should be seen as proof of its good and true intentions which evil will try and do anything to destroy. Get behind me Xenu!

Although in my opinion there are over 8 billion Scientologists on Earth, many just have been blinded by the lies of Xenu and his media henchmen and just dont know it yet, there are currently 10 million recognized Scientologists worldwide, can 10 million people be wrong? 10 million Scientologists, thats more than the total number of Jehovah's Witnesses and Christadelphians combined! And almost as many Scientologists as there are frikkin Mormons! But the real question to ask yourself is how many top name actors and actresses do the JW's and Mormons have? And how many Scientologists come knocking on your door at frikkin 8am on a Saturday morning?!? It should all be as clear as the night sky, perhaps at a tropical location, say the Carribean in the dry season and at night of course, to you now.

Now what the demonic henchmen of Xenu, the media, dont tell you is all the good that Scientology does in the world, they try and distract and dissuade you with is their tales of corruption in the CoS(Church of Scientology duh), the shady dealings they have had, their not so pious origins, the character assassination of its founder, its manipulation campaigns and so on. These are all lies! Big fat Xenu lies! The Cos helps people, people in need, right now, for no gain other than to help those in need and to spread the good news of Scientology to the less fortunate who look up to American celebrities and could care less about their destroyed houses but only want to meet a real celebrity and learn the path of the Tom Christ. Take this story for instance....


Scientology Disaster Relief Team – Bringing Relief to the People of the Philippines

Living in the shadow of the Mayon Volcano, in an area known as "typhoon alley," the people of Albay Province on the Island of Luzon in the Philippines are no strangers to disaster. But that doesn't make it any easier when disaster strikes.

Since early December, the Scientology Disaster Relief Team has been working one-on-one with those who survived Typhoon Durian, which killed hundreds and displaced hundreds of thousands from their homes.

With seminars and workshops based on the Scientology Handbook and the book Dianetics: the Modern Science of Mental Health by L. Ron Hubbard, they are giving men, women and even children tools by which they can put these painful experiences behind them.

continued...

http://www.scientologytoday.org/press/7011...021_scn-vm.html


How noble of a cause, to help the less fortunate for NO reward but the chance to spread the good news and get new converts who will also spread the good news and generate new converts who can give back to the CoS through donations, purchased products such as reading material and whatever social influence they may have, celebrity converts are especially treasured members, a President or even an Emperor would be great too. Perhaps an Emperor of a global empire.... ok well I think I'm getting ahead of myself here. Remember the virgin birth of the Tom Christ! Spread the good news and keep watch for Tom's miracles although only those with the eyes to see it will indeed see his miracles, dont worry though I have those eyes and will keep you updated, your job is just to spread the good news.

PS Sheri, Kirstie "Eve" Allie, I like it and she just happens to be in town right now shooting a made for TV movie. A friend of mine is working on the set, perhaps I may be able to slip in there and speak with her, perhaps to refresh her memory the advantages of making a deal with the dev.... *cough* me. I hear she has lost a lot of weight, more proof that Scientology works, and eating healthier might have something to do with it, I'll bring her a healthy snack, an apple perhaps.
Tangerine Sheri
Ele, lots of dollars motivate the entertainment bunch, trainers and most likely speed....lol......they sure do alot of filming in your neck of the woods, probably a lifetime movie for kirstie.....yes tell her this apple is from all of us wink wink ....
Spurious George
Yes there has been a lot of filming around here in the past few years, we're the Hollywood of the North(hhhmmm you said Scientology is popular in Hollywood right?) but I still want your weather lol. Speaking of movies, celebrities and Scientology, its rumoured that the Beckhams since the news of their move to the US have been spending a lot of time with Tom Christ and Katie, hhhmmmmmm David Beckham would be a great new covert to have, I dont know about Posh though. Jennifer Lopez is also rumoured to be interested in Scientology and the benefits of joining up. Tom's sacrifice may just be what it takes to open the flood gates and when more and more celebrities join up the average TV zombie will soon follow and the prophecy of Tom's mission may not seem so impossible. Get used to it everyone, Scientology is taking the world by storm, did you know they have opened a center in Brussels and have been smoozing European world leaders, I think everyone will admit that the only way to succeed as a global powerhouse religion is to latch onto political leaders, buying those leaders loyalty and stealing other religions holidays lol! Did you know that Tom's actual birthdate is December 25th? Yes its true, spread the good news! I have also gotten word through a very credible source that Tom has recently turned water into Alizé, spread the good news!
Tangerine Sheri
QUOTE(Eleleth 4/4 @ Jan 25 2007, 12:27 PM) [snapback]1515598[/snapback]
Yes there has been a lot of filming around here in the past few years, we're the Hollywood of the North(hhhmmm you said Scientology is popular in Hollywood right?) but I still want your weather lol. Speaking of movies, celebrities and Scientology, its rumoured that the Beckhams since the news of their move to the US have been spending a lot of time with Tom Christ and Katie, hhhmmmmmm David Beckham would be a great new covert to have, I dont know about Posh though. Jennifer Lopez is also rumoured to be interested in Scientology and the benefits of joining up. Tom's sacrifice may just be what it takes to open the flood gates and when more and more celebrities join up the average TV zombie will soon follow and the prophecy of Tom's mission may not seem so impossible. Get used to it everyone, Scientology is taking the world by storm, did you know they have opened a center in Brussels and have been smoozing European world leaders, I think everyone will admit that the only way to succeed as a global powerhouse religion is to latch onto political leaders, buying those leaders loyalty and stealing other religions holidays lol! Did you know that Tom's actual birthdate is December 25th? Yes its true, spread the good news! I have also gotten word through a very credible source that Tom has recently turned water into Alizé, spread the good news!

Ele remeber the kabbahla fad, and the yoga craze,then madonna is on interviews claiming her new found spirituality , thats the key that its BS.. i guess living in this crap, most of my life you become immune to it, but I will say some of the stars do try to do good things then you have other stars who such as madonna again now she is adopting kids oy vey....


the aspect of scientology that i watch is the physciatry, mediacting the kids thing... yet the methods for disagreeing are very much as peta is to the crusades it is against. using violence to stop violence.....I say most humans including the 'famous' ones are geting their feet wet in the ole being a contribution rising above your own limited box of self and its relatively new for humans to do anything without personal gain...this seems to be the newest craze, newest way to get attention, but at the very least some good is coming from it...bono, angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt seem genuine...Oprah, martin sheen has been active inthe global warming gig for years...... now i'm not willing to stake my kids on it but so far they seem to care....,
Reincarnated
QUOTE
Tom Cruise has been named the new 'Christ' of Scientology
i really really really need to get out of this country.
Moondoggy
Xenu? Who is Xenu? Ele are you sure this is not Xena the warrior chick in the short mini?
Moondoggy
If cruise does take over as a world dictator I heard that we will all have to wear those sun glasses and romp around in a shirt and underpants. At three pm every day we all must face hollywood and jump on our couches. The horror, THE HORROR!
Spurious George
Xenu is the intergalactic darklord, he tempted Tom Christ with all the kingdoms of the world but Tom refused for he so loved making movies, and being a global ruler takes up way too much time in his schedule. The whole story of Xenu goes back millenia, he created the body thetans that plague humanity to this day, they are the disembodied souls of his victims which he programmed to adversely effect those they latched onto. Only by being 'audited' can a Scientologist be free of these thetans and restore self confidence, happiness and spiritual freedom.

I hope... I believe the Tom Christ will finally defeat Xenu, who has been locked up for some time, and with his defeat the body thetans he created shall be destroyed forever as well and humanity can live free in a world without thetans.
Spurious George
Apologies Moondoggy I failed to fully answer your question, though Xenu and Xena have very similar names I can assure you they are not the same individual. As I said Xenu is the intergalactic darklord. Xena, although she wears short minis as you said, is the woman who turned me off of bangs whereas Bettie Page turned me onto bangs. I hope this answers more fully your query.
__Kratos__
As much as I disagree with Scientology, it's still higher with me then other religions.

I've yet to hear of women and little girls being gang raped in the name of Tom Cruise.

I've yet to hear of little children being molested in the name of Tom Cruise.

I've yet to hear of mass genocide in the name of Tom Cruise.

I've yet to hear of entire countries of people being oppressed in the name of Tom Cruise.

I've yet to hear of a man being brought out into public, strapped to a wooden slab and being tortured for hours on end in the name of Tom Cruise.


I saw 'cult-like' in the first post. Christians started out as a cult and as did all religions at one point or another until they grew. Religions just don't like others telling the "truth" in the world, because they think they know the truth and the thousand other religions are wrong. *snickers*

Tom Cruise's tour to gather up believers, will no doubt snag a few. But the evolving of man and science that is already cracking the foudations of current religions, will also be taking a crack at Scientology. All religions have or will fail, as they have been for thousands of years. It's only a matter of time before believers look in the past and see countless religions lost and failed, and see that current religion is just hogwash like the rest.
MUM24/7
QUOTE(__Kratos__ @ Jan 26 2007, 11:17 AM) [snapback]1515858[/snapback]
As much as I disagree with Scientology, it's still higher with me then other religions.

I've yet to hear of women and little girls being gang raped in the name of Tom Cruise.

I've yet to hear of little children being molested in the name of Tom Cruise.

I've yet to hear of mass genocide in the name of Tom Cruise.

I've yet to hear of entire countries of people being oppressed in the name of Tom Cruise.

I've yet to hear of a man being brought out into public, strapped to a wooden slab and being tortured for hours on end in the name of Tom Cruise.
I saw 'cult-like' in the first post. Christians started out as a cult and as did all religions at one point or another until they grew. Religions just don't like others telling the "truth" in the world, because they think they know the truth and the thousand other religions are wrong. *snickers*

Tom Cruise's tour to gather up believers, will no doubt snag a few. But the evolving of man and science that is already cracking the foudations of current religions, will also be taking a crack at Scientology. All religions have or will fail, as they have been for thousands of years. It's only a matter of time before believers look in the past and see countless religions lost and failed, and see that current religion is just hogwash like the rest.

Patience my friend is a virtue !!!!! cool.gif cool.gif
Techman33
QUOTE(Eleleth 4/4 @ Jan 25 2007, 06:33 PM) [snapback]1515808[/snapback]
Xenu is the intergalactic darklord, he tempted Tom Christ with all the kingdoms of the world but Tom refused for he so loved making movies, and being a global ruler takes up way too much time in his schedule. The whole story of Xenu goes back millenia, he created the body thetans that plague humanity to this day, they are the disembodied souls of his victims which he programmed to adversely effect those they latched onto. Only by being 'audited' can a Scientologist be free of these thetans and restore self confidence, happiness and spiritual freedom.

I hope... I believe the Tom Christ will finally defeat Xenu, who has been locked up for some time, and with his defeat the body thetans he created shall be destroyed forever as well and humanity can live free in a world without thetans.

When Toms ready to face Xenu, I've got a Hyper flux Mega Proton Beam Cannon he can use to defeat the the dark lord. LOL wacko.gif
And when he ready to eliminate all those pesky Thetans, Ive got a device that will cause a spatial distortion and suck them into a subspace domain from which they will never return. LOL tongue.gif
Spurious George
QUOTE(Techman33 @ Jan 25 2007, 04:49 PM) [snapback]1515889[/snapback]
When Toms ready to face Xenu, I've got a Hyper flux Mega Proton Beam Cannon he can use to defeat the the dark lord. LOL wacko.gif
And when he ready to eliminate all those pesky Thetans, Ive got a device that will cause a spatial distortion and suck them into a subspace domain from which they will never return. LOL tongue.gif


When you get your hands on the Taim & Bak KX9 laser cannon or the Arakyd ST2 concussion missile rack... PM me.
Cadetak
QUOTE(Eleleth 4/4 @ Jan 25 2007, 08:33 PM) [snapback]1515935[/snapback]
When you get your hands on the Taim & Bak KX9 laser cannon or the Arakyd ST2 concussion missile rack... PM me.


I can get you a bundle pack of them for one million credits, 500,000 gil, or 15 barrels of oil.
Moondoggy
QUOTE(Eleleth 4/4 @ Jan 25 2007, 04:05 PM) [snapback]1515841[/snapback]
Apologies Moondoggy I failed to fully answer your question, though Xenu and Xena have very similar names I can assure you they are not the same individual. As I said Xenu is the intergalactic darklord. Xena, although she wears short minis as you said, is the woman who turned me off of bangs whereas Bettie Page turned me onto bangs. I hope this answers more fully your query.

Indeed and I thankyou for the enlightenment. Now I have to google Bettie to check her out. Hey, is this dark lord Xenu gonna kick Tom's backside? I would pay to see that.
Cadetak
QUOTE(Moondoggy @ Jan 26 2007, 02:01 AM) [snapback]1516269[/snapback]
Indeed and I thankyou for the enlightenment. Now I have to google Bettie to check her out. Hey, is this dark lord Xenu gonna kick Tom's backside? I would pay to see that.


Sounds like a good pay per view deal for Tom.
el midgetron
What are your crimes??? What are you afraid of?

scientology is a hard core cult. Mind control, crime, paid off police, the whole nine yards. There is alot of craziness going on in Clearwater. Check out the followers in this video -

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=10...ology&hl=en

The guy who filmed that wrote an anti-scientology acticle or something. The "church" responded by sending a couple of guys to picket in front of his house calling him a religious bigot ( theres another video of that episode). Hence they recognized him as an agitator when he shown up to their party.

Heres another video from the Lisa McPherson Trust. The cameraman gets assulted by a guy with a hammer. When they cops show up they tell him its a felony to record audio on public property and do nothing about the guy who attacked them.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=45...ology&hl=en

How normal are these people?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1...uration%3Ashort
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=90...uration%3Ashort

"What are your crimes"??
Saint
QUOTE(Eleleth 4/4 @ Jan 24 2007, 11:44 PM) [snapback]1514505[/snapback]
....we just have to be patient and wait until the Tom Christ gives us our message of inspiration, our message of salvation.


Good Lawd... as I read this I realised, YOU'RE SERIOUS aren't you???

My word... it IS a strange world....

The Tom Christ, indeed.....

Poor deluded person....





el midgetron
doesn't playing air guitar in your underpants forfeit someone from ever being the saviour of mankind?

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Spurious George
QUOTE(el midgetron @ Jan 26 2007, 12:10 AM) [snapback]1516307[/snapback]
What are your crimes??? What are you afraid of?

scientology is a hard core cult. Mind control, crime, paid off police, the whole nine yards. There is alot of craziness going on in Clearwater. Check out the followers in this video -

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=10...ology&hl=en

The guy who filmed that wrote an anti-scientology acticle or something. The "church" responded by sending a couple of guys to picket in front of his house calling him a religious bigot ( theres another video of that episode). Hence they recognized him as an agitator when he shown up to their party.

Heres another video from the Lisa McPherson Trust. The cameraman gets assulted by a guy with a hammer. When they cops show up they tell him its a felony to record audio on public property and do nothing about the guy who attacked them.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=45...ology&hl=en

How normal are these people?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1...uration%3Ashort
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=90...uration%3Ashort

"What are your crimes"??


This "evidence" is nothing more than the work of the darklord. Done to trick you, blind you from accepting the return of the Christ and the new covenant. Though I havent watched any of the videos you linked to I can without a doubt, categorically say, swear on the virgin birth of the Tom Christ that these are all lies, BIG FAT XENU LIES!

You a fan of the Simpsons? Ya Nancy Cartwright does the voice of Bart Simpson and is a Scientologist.

You a fan of Jason Lee? Actor, comedian, professional skateboarder... and a Scientologist.

You like music? A fan of Beck? I'm not but ya he was born and raised.... a Scientologist!

If these celebrity testimonials arent enough to convince you your soul is in eternal danger I dont know what would be. May you be given a copy of Mission Impossible 3 (MiIII) for your birthday, TomChristmas or some other special day, gain the eyes to see(LCD TV) and ears to hear(Dolby TrueHD), and may Xenu get behind thee!
Spurious George
QUOTE(Saint @ Jan 26 2007, 12:48 AM) [snapback]1516331[/snapback]
Good Lawd... as I read this I realised, YOU'RE SERIOUS aren't you???

My word... it IS a strange world....

The Tom Christ, indeed.....

Poor deluded person....


I forgive you for I know those are the Thetans talking... But that wont save your soul from eternal imprisonment by the darklord.
GoddessWhispers
Well then, better get in your evil's worth now! ~evils tee hee~ devil.gif
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