X-KID
Jan 28 2007, 12:53 AM
SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT ALIENS ARE FROM THE FUTURE AND IF THIS TRUE COULD THEY BE THE MISSING LINK I THINK THAT THEY WENT BACK IN TIME AND MATED WITH EVOLVING APES TO MAKE A HYBRID MAYBE THY MATED WITH THEM TO DIRECT THEM TO EVOLVE INTO US
SO REMEMBER THAT THIS IS JUST MY THEORY SO SHARE YOUR OPINIONS ON WHAT I THINK
Caayn
Jan 28 2007, 01:02 AM
I've heard quite a few theories that are basically the same as the one you propose. The problem is that, even if it were true, it is impossible to prove.
The Chupacabra King
Jan 28 2007, 01:02 AM
**EDIT**
**Chupa, you have been here long enough to know the rules against personal attacks. If you can't post in a civil and adult manner, don't post.**
aquatus1
Jan 28 2007, 01:07 AM
QUOTE(X-KID @ Jan 28 2007, 12:53 AM) [snapback]1518877[/snapback]
SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT ALIENS ARE FROM THE FUTURE AND IF THIS TRUE COULD THEY BE THE MISSING LINK I THINK THAT THEY WENT BACK IN TIME AND MATED WITH EVOLVING APES TO MAKE A HYBRID MAYBE THY MATED WITH THEM TO DIRECT THEM TO EVOLVE INTO US
SO REMEMBER THAT THIS IS JUST MY THEORY SO SHARE YOUR OPINIONS ON WHAT I THINK
Welcome to the UM forums, X-Kid. Please note that when you type in all caps, it is the internet equivalent of shouting. Please type in a regular manner.
X-KID
Jan 28 2007, 01:10 AM
sorry about typing with the caps locked on i didn't know
m. Moe
Jan 28 2007, 01:11 AM
Interesting theory, but a bit far-fetched. For the most part, I am familiar with the evolution of man and I do not see anywhere on the scale an ape-alien hybred. And welcome to UM.
Ryo Ohki
Jan 28 2007, 01:27 AM
I think someone already made up that theory.
Delfuego
Jan 28 2007, 03:21 AM
QUOTE(Ryo Ohki @ Jan 27 2007, 05:27 PM) [snapback]1518928[/snapback]
I think someone already made up that theory.
Yeah, but was it backed up since then from a internet message board poster? We may be on to something.
Isis2200
Jan 28 2007, 03:34 AM
QUOTE(X-KID @ Jan 27 2007, 07:53 PM) [snapback]1518877[/snapback]
SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT ALIENS ARE FROM THE FUTURE AND IF THIS TRUE COULD THEY BE THE MISSING LINK I THINK THAT THEY WENT BACK IN TIME AND MATED WITH EVOLVING APES TO MAKE A HYBRID MAYBE THY MATED WITH THEM TO DIRECT THEM TO EVOLVE INTO US
SO REMEMBER THAT THIS IS JUST MY THEORY SO SHARE YOUR OPINIONS ON WHAT I THINK
I agree, X-Kid, in fact, I read recently where an abductee asked the aliens "Why me? Why me?" and he was shown images of his past, including past lives, and it ended with images of bi-pedal ape-like hominids.
This suggested to the abductee not only that reincarnation exists, but also that we were created on the Earth.
http://ashiana.conforums.com/index.cgi~ Isis2200
Opus Magnus
Jan 28 2007, 04:06 AM
Sounds like the Adam was an ape, Eve was an alien theory.
Raptor
Jan 28 2007, 05:28 PM
That's a logical paradox.
If the aliens are humans from the future, and they went back in time and bred with our ancestors to create humans, then what did the aliens evolve from in the first place?
Either way, the theory is just completely ridiculous.
Ancient World Wonders
Jan 28 2007, 10:38 PM
QUOTE(Raptor X7 @ Jan 28 2007, 12:28 PM) [snapback]1519733[/snapback]
That's a logical paradox.
If the aliens are humans from the future, and they went back in time and bred with our ancestors to create humans, then what did the aliens evolve from in the first place?
Either way, the theory is just completely ridiculous.
If you think about it, it is plausible, though highly unproveable. If aliens did time travel to the past to create the human race by implanting their seed into apes, then it would stand to logic that they had to complete a paradox so they could exist. We evolve into the aliens. Infinite cycle.
Raptor
Jan 28 2007, 11:11 PM
^So how did the first humans come about to evolve in to the aliens in the first place?
coldethyl
Jan 30 2007, 09:42 PM
Yeah because you know how sexy neanderthals were.
Raptor
Jan 30 2007, 10:11 PM
^Yeah, women just don't have the back hair like they used to!
Clobhair-cean
Jan 30 2007, 10:32 PM
QUOTE(Raptor X7 @ Jan 30 2007, 11:11 PM) [snapback]1522865[/snapback]
^Yeah, women just don't have the back hair like they used to!

I guess you haven't been to Southern Italy yet...
bobbidooner
Jan 30 2007, 11:42 PM
QUOTE(Delfuego @ Jan 28 2007, 03:21 AM) [snapback]1519106[/snapback]
Yeah, but was it backed up since then from a internet message board poster? We may be on to something.
You know I come here solely for the comic relief?
bobbidooner
Jan 30 2007, 11:47 PM
QUOTE(Delfuego @ Jan 28 2007, 03:21 AM) [snapback]1519106[/snapback]
Yeah, but was it backed up since then from a internet message board poster? We may be on to something.
You know I come here solely for the comic relief?

ETA: Sorry, when I posted I got disconnected, so I hit the back button and hit "post" - hence the double. I can't see a delete option so please feel free to do so.
when.i.am.queen.
Jan 30 2007, 11:55 PM
QUOTE(Clobhair-cean @ Jan 31 2007, 09:32 AM) [snapback]1522900[/snapback]
I guess you haven't been to Southern Italy yet...

Ouch...dangerous territory here. Those hairy backed women from southern italy also know how to handle themselves, so I'd watch out!
QUOTE(bobbidooner @ Jan 31 2007, 10:42 AM) [snapback]1523001[/snapback]
You know I come here solely for the comic relief?

It's the best, innit?
capoeiranger
Jan 30 2007, 11:57 PM
Still, whoever it is from our future that does the mating with the ape is sick...oo wee...
bee
Jan 31 2007, 12:35 AM
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An interesting theory X-Kid...
I have come to believe that we are some kind of hybrid..Ape (?) and a reptilian/amphibian from 'somewhere' else...possibly a species from another star system like Sirius or the Plaeides.
I think it might have something to do with 'white dwarf' material...that would have different space/time rules. Maybe white dwarf material is incredibly dense water. For example if the centre of this earth is white dwarf super-dense water and we naturally travel into it during dreams and at death then all the rules of space and time that we now experience...change. This may be where the future comes into it...although I'd think of it as a expanded present.
I.e. One hour for us in the physical body might be more like one minute for the recently dead. (60 days for us=one day for the dead etc. etc.)
Another dimension down the line it might be 3600 years for us = one year for 'them' ( or us in the future)
The others/aliens/us may be experiencing such a different time/space that it would seem like the future and actually might be in some way.
Mind expanding ideas are exciting...best wishes to all....Bee x
capoeiranger
Jan 31 2007, 12:39 AM
Well, I myself am a hybrid, of a Japanese and Indonesian origin...wadaboutdat?
when.i.am.queen.
Jan 31 2007, 12:42 AM
QUOTE(bee @ Jan 31 2007, 11:35 AM) [snapback]1523094[/snapback]
I have come to believe that we are some kind of hybrid..Ape (?) and a reptilian/amphibian from 'somewhere' else...possibly a species from another star system like Sirius or the Plaeides.
How do you think that we are descendants of reptiles?
frogfish
Jan 31 2007, 12:42 AM
Is this how AIDs spread
when.i.am.queen.
Jan 31 2007, 12:44 AM
QUOTE(frogfish @ Jan 31 2007, 11:42 AM) [snapback]1523110[/snapback]
Is this how AIDs spread

I don't get it
capoeiranger
Jan 31 2007, 12:48 AM
QUOTE(frogfish @ Jan 31 2007, 07:42 AM) [snapback]1523110[/snapback]
Is this how AIDs spread

No, it's how you speed up the spread in million years count...
bee
Jan 31 2007, 12:49 AM
QUOTE(capoeiranger @ Jan 31 2007, 12:39 AM) [snapback]1523103[/snapback]
Well, I myself am a hybrid, of a Japanese and Indonesian origin...wadaboutdat?
That's not an unexplained mystery, though, is it Capoeiranger? !! Bee x
when.i.am.queen.
Jan 31 2007, 12:50 AM
QUOTE(capoeiranger @ Jan 31 2007, 11:39 AM) [snapback]1523103[/snapback]
Well, I myself am a hybrid, of a Japanese and Indonesian origin...wadaboutdat?
You would have thought that by now, very few of us could claim
not to be hybrids!
capoeiranger
Jan 31 2007, 12:58 AM
QUOTE(bee @ Jan 31 2007, 07:49 AM) [snapback]1523123[/snapback]
That's not an unexplained mystery, though, is it Capoeiranger? !! Bee x
Nope!! But well, you get a very strange result from the hybrid, some of the strangest ones are the contradicting working etos in Japanese and Indonesian blood, when mixed together, you get a "siesta-loving workaholic"...
See how strange can an alien and ape hybrid be?
bee
Jan 31 2007, 06:16 PM
QUOTE(when.i.am.queen. @ Jan 31 2007, 12:42 AM) [snapback]1523107[/snapback]
How do you think that we are descendants of reptiles?
I think the reptile/amphibian part of us may come from the inter-dimensional beings that created the hybrid (us). Their main 'home' may not be earth but they might be able to access earth through the different time/space material at the centre of the earth. The 'underworld' the ancient Egyptian 'duat'. The dimensions that we might go to when we sleep or die.
It was late when I wrote the post about it, last night....and I nearly did my OWN head in!!!
Best Wishes...Bee ***
Mad Hatter
Jan 31 2007, 06:21 PM
1). If aliens did populate earth, our DNA would prove it.
--> Human and Primate DNA are exactly 99% identical.
2). According to ancient texts (mythology), most humans were made from a deity.
--> Greeks/Romans: Prometheus
--> Christians: God
--> Jewish/Hebrew: YHWH
--> Islam: Allah
--> Sumerians: Marduk and his family
3). Charles Darwin and his evolutionary theories.
--> Survival of the fittest
--> Humans evolved from apes
4). Humans evolved from dolphins?
--> Yes, a bogus theory, but I have proof.
-->
Dolphin/Human Connection
bee
Jan 31 2007, 06:59 PM
[quote name='Cynocephalus' date='Jan 31 2007, 06:21 PM' post='1524152']
1). If aliens did populate earth, our DNA would prove it.
--> Human and Primate DNA are exactly 99% identical.
Perhaps that 1% is more important than we think.
Maybe All life on earth was seeded from 'somewhere else'....think Noahs Ark and other flood/life stories.
Personally I think we've got to take on board that WE might be 'the aliens' or at least part alien...maybe 1%. Maybe a lot more if apes came from 'somewhere else' as well.
Bee ***
coldethyl
Jan 31 2007, 09:51 PM
I'm all alien, baby.
100%.
Huzzah.
jaylemurph
Jan 31 2007, 09:55 PM
QUOTE(Cynocephalus @ Jan 31 2007, 01:21 PM) [snapback]1524152[/snapback]
--> Greeks/Romans: Prometheus
--> Humans evolved from apes
...Actually, according to Greco-Roman mythology, Prometheus only created a hardier form of mankind and gave them the rudiments of culture. Humanity was just one of the many creatures to spring forth from Mother Earth.
And just to trot it out one more time: humans did not evolve from apes. Apes and humans evolved from a common ancestor. Sheesh.
--Jaylemurph
osiris99
Feb 8 2007, 11:09 PM
QUOTE(X-KID @ Jan 28 2007, 12:53 AM) [snapback]1518877[/snapback]
SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT ALIENS ARE FROM THE FUTURE AND IF THIS TRUE COULD THEY BE THE MISSING LINK I THINK THAT THEY WENT BACK IN TIME AND MATED WITH EVOLVING APES TO MAKE A HYBRID MAYBE THY MATED WITH THEM TO DIRECT THEM TO EVOLVE INTO US
SO REMEMBER THAT THIS IS JUST MY THEORY SO SHARE YOUR OPINIONS ON WHAT I THINK
My theory is that the aliens once lived far from our galaxy, they found a way to travel here and they made a hole into the earth. they set up a colony inside and created a giant electromagnet in the centre. this pulled meteors and asteriods to a once frozen planet and wiped out most of the dinosaurs which eventually would have evolved into reptillians. this also warmed up the earthand released the greenhouse gases that lay frozen in the ice since the big bang, as it slowly got pulled closer and closer towards the sun due to the sun becoming a black hole and swallowing many planets over millions of years( thus causing it to become bigger and more powerful.) they cross breeded with the primates and let evolution kick in from there. however, we are not the only species to have evolved from our ancestors. mermaids and angels have wandered the waters and the skies for a very long time.
my_psychosis
Feb 8 2007, 11:36 PM
QUOTE(coldethyl @ Jan 31 2007, 03:51 PM) [snapback]1524446[/snapback]
I'm all alien, baby.
100%.
Huzzah.

Yeah, people tell me I'm way out there all the time, so I must be to.
Staari
Feb 9 2007, 10:09 AM
QUOTE(X-KID @ Jan 28 2007, 12:53 AM) [snapback]1518877[/snapback]
SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT ALIENS ARE FROM THE FUTURE AND IF THIS TRUE COULD THEY BE THE MISSING LINK I THINK THAT THEY WENT BACK IN TIME AND MATED WITH EVOLVING APES TO MAKE A HYBRID MAYBE THY MATED WITH THEM TO DIRECT THEM TO EVOLVE INTO US
SO REMEMBER THAT THIS IS JUST MY THEORY SO SHARE YOUR OPINIONS ON WHAT I THINK
El Chupacabra???
~*~
Leonardo
Feb 9 2007, 10:44 AM
We can't (although read
this - creepy) at present combine human/ape germ cells and create a viable organism. I'm not saying we never could and it's possible future technology could facilitate this. However we have strict ethical guidelines in place to prevent this happening at present.
You could say the future people/aliens had to go back to inseminate the apes otherwise we'd never exist but this reasoning involves;
i) the 'future people' being able to view the past and travel there
ii) the future people actually viewing themselves inseminating the apes (how else would they know this is required?)
Now I believe that time travel into the future MAY be possible (due to relativity) I cannot see how travel back in time is. How can you 'pick a time' to which to travel? Using relativity to travel through time is uni-directional. I'm not saying that we won't find a means by which to travel back in time but this would be contrary to all we know at present and can only be pure speculation.
*Pressed 'Add Reply' and nothing was posted (after a very long delay). We got board problems?*
~Onyx~
Feb 9 2007, 02:24 PM
Aliens mating with primates...

...imagine the poor alien/extraterrestrial that drew the "short-straw" on THAT one. Not even Barry White could put anyone in the mood to "procreate" with a primate...not unless they were REALLY drunk first...*Does his best Barry White* We got it together, diddn't we baby....
nitro
Feb 9 2007, 02:40 PM
Maybe its because I go to church but I find it hard to belive we came from apes so what is our DNA is almost the same we are only afew chromosomes off from a fruit fly or even a banana so what hair brain idea is out there that we came from a fly?
Leonardo
Feb 9 2007, 03:01 PM
QUOTE(Onyxdk @ Feb 9 2007, 02:24 PM) [snapback]1535948[/snapback]
Aliens mating with primates...

...imagine the poor alien/extraterrestrial that drew the "short-straw" on THAT one. Not even Barry White could put anyone in the mood to "procreate" with a primate...not unless they were REALLY drunk first...*Does his best Barry White* We got it together, diddn't we baby....

The Walrus of Luuurve
Though strictly speaking we are primates. Not gonna ask what you "procreate" with if not another primate, Onyx...
~Onyx~
Feb 9 2007, 04:18 PM
QUOTE(Leonardo @ Feb 9 2007, 10:01 AM) [snapback]1536002[/snapback]
Though strictly speaking we are primates. Not gonna ask what you "procreate" with if not another primate, Onyx...

You sir, are a killjoy........I feel so dirty.
distortedpandy
Feb 9 2007, 04:20 PM
Onyx, I nearly fell from my chair.
~Onyx~
Feb 9 2007, 04:28 PM
QUOTE(distortedpandy @ Feb 9 2007, 11:20 AM) [snapback]1536067[/snapback]
Onyx, I nearly fell from my chair.

Sorry...it bugged me..

..♥ ♥
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