This is the 1,000th post by me, IronGhost, and I think it is a classic example of Jungian Synchonicity that I have reached this milestone on my birthday, Feb. 2 -- Groundhog Day!

Please, please! Everyone remain seated!! You're too much!

World reaction to IronGhost reaching 1,000 on UM:

"IronGhost, your postings on UM are a classic example of grace and elegance. Keep up the amazing work!" -- Tony Blaire, Prime Minister.

"I live to read your posts, IronGhost. Sometimes I dream that you'll adopt an orphan with me." -- Angelina Jolie.

"Dick Cheney reads your posts to me all the time, IronGhost. I love when Uncle Dick reads your stuff to me. God bless." --George W. Bush, President of the United States.

"I've appreciated your support over the years, Iron - -thanks for buying and owning 14 Macs. You're cool!" -- Steven Jobs

"IronGhost, you are the one who convinced me to start wearing underwear in public again. I read your posts every day!" Britney Spears.

"You're a small-time punk! You're nothing! You're ugly! You're lazy! You have no class! You're fired!" Donald Trump.

"Hey man, why don't you just take off to the Great White North for a visit some day? My uncle has a country place that no one knows about. He says it used to be a farm before the motor law. I'll let you drive my Red Barchetta. Your posts inspire me man!" -- Geddy Lee

"Stay away from my wife, you bastard! Oh wait ... we're not married yet." -- Brad Pitt

"If there could be a Nobel Prize for forum posting, you would win it easily. Keep up the good work." -- Al Gore

"I think of you as 'The Apollo' of posters. I read your posts on UM every day. Here's to the next 1,000!" -- Buzz Aldrin


There are many, many more -- but -- this is just a sample. Thank you all! God Bless! Happy Mac Coolness Waves to all my friends here at UM! Time to get on to post No. 1,001!!

Your friend,
IronGhost

Congrats IronGhost!!!

Way to make a 1000th post topic for yourself. Your the man cool guy.

Ahhhhhhhh, so this why you were posting so many rather odd messages might I say in your "cool" Mac thread.



Anyways, congrats!

Congratulations!

I think.

I think that coldethyle thinks a lot. You go girl!

I hereby grant coldethyl an honorary "Geddy Lee Coolness Award." These are not handed out lightly.

Also, anyone with a picture of Mega-Rock-God Alice Cooper in her posts HAS GOT to be cool.

The more I think about it, the more coldethyl seems rather nice.

Its great that all those people said nice things about you. Congratulations!

Congrats, Iron. (Loud applause)

" I voted for Ironhorse before I voted agains't him" - Al Gore.

"I could use a person like Iron to keep track of my billing records" - Hillary Clinton

Congratz IronGhost .. .. on reaching that important milestone.

Way To Go ..

haha. congratulations!

Nice job, keep it coming.....

Too cool for the new zoo reveiw dude. I love it 1000 post taosties to roast over he fire on the double trouble birthaday bubble, IronGhost ,.. your not just an aparaition that stands transparent walking right through people,... you stop em dead in the tracks . like running into a tree , iron get it .... transparent not? lol

Have a goodie
and congrasulations
Abecrombie
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New York Times says : Iron ghost has the most when it comes to the original self congrats thread.
Truely a definetnite hit not miss. five stars a must read *****

Um, isn't it kinda weird to make this thread about yourself? anyways congats.

Congrats IronGhost!!!

You are too humble for words.
*hands IronGhost a Getty Lee Award* (((cheers)))



edit *Happy Belated Birthday!*

Any awards to do with RUSH and I'm there.

LOL

Congrats again!

This time with graphics!