ROFLMAO
Ya know...... It says that the daughters gave him enough wine to get him drunk. Drunk to the point of not knowing his daughters were attempting to mate with him.
Now, the as the amount of alcohol INCREASES in a mans bloodstream, his ability to >ahem< rise to the occasion DECREASES. Yet we are to believe that both young ladies were able to successfully "rape" their father, AND conceive.
As to Peter & Paul, their martyrdom was not a punishment from god. At least the way it was taught to me by the good brothers and sisters of Sacred Heart.
And, Abraham, are you sure that the delay in Sarah conceiving was a punishment for Abrahams 'cowardice'? Not to mention, I don not recall cowardice being a sin.
But, whatever. Your faith in your bible brings you comfort, so who am I to dissuade you. Enjoy.
Sherri, you know he isn't going to apologize.