"That Point In Time When the Volume of the Universe Decreases to
Approximately Zero, and Density Approaches Infinity, and the
Combination of the Strong Nuclear Force and Electromagnetic
Attraction Between Red and Blue Colored Quar-- hey Steve, can't
we think up a nickname for this?!?"
The Best Of Times, The First Of Times
The Grand Opening Sale
*Pop* Goes Existence!
The Time, Space & Energy Factory Outlet Sale
Dude, Where's My Void?
A Celestial Party
Allness
A Steven Spielberg-George Lucas Production
Beautiful Bounty
Bob
Bouquet of Beginnings
Bursting Star Sack
Creation of a Universal Dream
Doink
Hey, Looky There at That
Hot Hurl
Immense Blossoming
Infinity Forever
It's a Universe
Jiffy Pop
Leisurely Cosmic Expansion
Let There Be Stuff
OK, Fine
Purse Opened to Reveal Universe
Sigh of Eternity
Stupendous Space Spawning
Super Historic Change
The Beginning of the Becoming
The Crescendo of a Sound
The Expanding Godhead
The Instantaneous Beginning of Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow
The Outward Pouring
The Primal Billowing
The Whole Enchilada
Well, I'll Be
Honey, I Blew Up the Cosmic Egg
WASSSSSUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!
OOPS!
The Colossal Kaboom
What the heck was THAT!!!?
Ready or not, here I come